Where’s Melania?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So where is she? Really. If she has been seen in the west wing, then why doesn't she walk out in the Rose Garden or go somewhere else so people will know she is actually alive.

This is been fairly amusing for a while, but something is obviously very wrong and it would be interesting if this ultimately toppled the Trump presidency. Whatever it is must be big for her to be gone from view for so long.

Other people’s medical issues are “amusing?” You are a horrible person.

What medical issues? Is that why she has disappeared?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So where is she? Really. If she has been seen in the west wing, then why doesn't she walk out in the Rose Garden or go somewhere else so people will know she is actually alive.

This is been fairly amusing for a while, but something is obviously very wrong and it would be interesting if this ultimately toppled the Trump presidency. Whatever it is must be big for her to be gone from view for so long.

Other people’s medical issues are “amusing?” You are a horrible person.

What medical issues? Is that why she has disappeared?

+1
Do enlighten us, PP.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Simple question Trumpkins: is Melania still alive? How do you know?

Not a trumpkin, but several reporters have said they saw her in the west wing. Maybe she is busy getting her things in order for a divorce.

I’ve only seen Eamon Javers say he saw her from a distance.

I thought I saw a tweet from a female reporter, but you’re right, only Eamon Javers has seen her. And the WH just announced she won’t be traveling to the G7.

[Anonymous]

There are so many WH leaks about matters trivial to significant. Why the utter silence on this particular one?

[Anonymous]

Melania's friends haven't heard from her in weeks and her cell phone is off.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2018/06/03/melania-trump-friends-worried-silent-post-surgery/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania's friends haven't heard from her in weeks and her cell phone is off.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2018/06/03/melania-trump-friends-worried-silent-post-surgery/

So, Melania's friends are worried.

Are Trumpsters worried as well? Nahhh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania's friends haven't heard from her in weeks and her cell phone is off.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2018/06/03/melania-trump-friends-worried-silent-post-surgery/

That is creepy as all heck.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why would Melania have to keep her medical info under wraps? It's not like she has to worry about employment discrimination, and if the public loves her so much, she'd receive an outpouring of sympathy. So what does she have to hide?

Let me guess: you're one of the oversharers on FB, right? The person who posts about anything and everything that's ailing you? Because you think everyone's interested? Yeah - they're not. Melania Trump is a very private person, something I admire about her. I hope she keeps her personal business private, not only because she's entitled to, but because it bothers you so very much.

You are not a very good guesser, and have proven that your instincts aren't trustworthy. So listen to me when I tell you that the public is entitled to know the whereabouts of Melania and how she's spendjng our tax money, and if you feel the urge to disagree, just remember how bad your intuition is, and supress it.

We'll just have to agree to disagree, apparently. But speaking of intuition - you insisting that something nefarious is at play here should be a big red flag that it's *your* intuition which is faulty. Not to mention, extremely odd.

Also, I didn't realize that quietly recuperating from surgery, or simply resting at home was somehow "spending our tax money." Who knew?!

Where do you think the money comes from that paid for the surgery, Einstein?

So wait - now you're upset that the actual surgery might have been paid for by "taxpayers"? As if she's the only FL to have undergone surgery while her husband was in office? Get a clue, Einstein:
http://www.newsweek.com/melania-trump-kidney-surgery-joins-list-first-lady-surgeries-927271

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why would Melania have to keep her medical info under wraps? It's not like she has to worry about employment discrimination, and if the public loves her so much, she'd receive an outpouring of sympathy. So what does she have to hide?

Let me guess: you're one of the oversharers on FB, right? The person who posts about anything and everything that's ailing you? Because you think everyone's interested? Yeah - they're not. Melania Trump is a very private person, something I admire about her. I hope she keeps her personal business private, not only because she's entitled to, but because it bothers you so very much.

You are not a very good guesser, and have proven that your instincts aren't trustworthy. So listen to me when I tell you that the public is entitled to know the whereabouts of Melania and how she's spendjng our tax money, and if you feel the urge to disagree, just remember how bad your intuition is, and supress it.

We'll just have to agree to disagree, apparently. But speaking of intuition - you insisting that something nefarious is at play here should be a big red flag that it's *your* intuition which is faulty. Not to mention, extremely odd.

Also, I didn't realize that quietly recuperating from surgery, or simply resting at home was somehow "spending our tax money." Who knew?!

Where do you think the money comes from that paid for the surgery, Einstein?

So wait - now you're upset that the actual surgery might have been paid for by "taxpayers"? As if she's the only FL to have undergone surgery while her husband was in office? Get a clue, Einstein:
http://www.newsweek.com/melania-trump-kidney-surgery-joins-list-first-lady-surgeries-927271

Does it matter what exactly her surgery was? Because that's not exactly clear.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why would Melania have to keep her medical info under wraps? It's not like she has to worry about employment discrimination, and if the public loves her so much, she'd receive an outpouring of sympathy. So what does she have to hide?

Let me guess: you're one of the oversharers on FB, right? The person who posts about anything and everything that's ailing you? Because you think everyone's interested? Yeah - they're not. Melania Trump is a very private person, something I admire about her. I hope she keeps her personal business private, not only because she's entitled to, but because it bothers you so very much.

Private people don't have semi-nude photos of themselves taken and splashed all over the internet for money.

You do realize those photos were taken decades ago, right? And that perhaps she's changed? And maybe she's extremely private now because she learned the hard way what people will think of you when you have semi-nude photos taken? Even people who claim to be "sex positive" and "champions of women"?

"Perhaps" she's changed? Wow, look who's speculating now!

Umm... suggesting someone has "changed" over the years is just a tad different from making wild, unsubstantiated claims about someone's welfare and whereabouts. If you can't see the difference, there's no point in explaining it to you.

[Anonymous]

From Meredith McGraw on twitter:

NEW: First Lady Melania Trump will not attend the G7 or Singapore summit with President Trump, @FLOTUS Communications Director Stephanie Grisham tells me


What on earth is going on????

[Anonymous]

Has Stephanie Grisham spoken to Melania, seen her?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My theory is merely that the President doesn't care enough about his wife to handle this. His staff doesn't care enough, or aren't allowed. That in and of itself is significant. And undeniable.

Yes, your theory is certainly "undeniable"! Since you said so, and everything.

NP. That literally is the Occam’s Razor definition of what is happening here. That you try to laugh about it is just painful. An admin that wasn’t a sack of gag gifts from Spencer’s could have picked one good lie and gone with it. “Mrs. Trump is having kidney surgery and will be out of commission for a while.” A day later say she had some complications but is resting comfortably and she will take a lite longer to recuparate than expected. Everyone would have thought the crap hit the fan during surgery and no one would have cared.

This? They’re just incompetent and Donald clearly doesn’t care about her.

If you're going to go with Occam's Razor, at least do it properly. The simplest assumption is that (obviously) her surgery was more complicated than they had expected and/or they found something additional, thus she is convalescing for longer than usual. What you and your looney cohorts are doing is trying to find the MOST complicated outlandish assumptions you can, and then claim they must be true.

What is truly painful is reading post after idiotic post from numbskulls who are intent on making this into a scandal, when the simplest explanation is most likely the most credible. Maybe you should refresh yourself on what Occam's Razor actually means.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania is a Secret Muslim who wants to impose Sharia law and confiscate our guns. She’s been training in Afghanistan with the Muslim Brotherhood.

Everybody’s saying it...

It must be true then!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My theory is merely that the President doesn't care enough about his wife to handle this. His staff doesn't care enough, or aren't allowed. That in and of itself is significant. And undeniable.

Yes, your theory is certainly "undeniable"! Since you said so, and everything.

NP. That literally is the Occam’s Razor definition of what is happening here. That you try to laugh about it is just painful. An admin that wasn’t a sack of gag gifts from Spencer’s could have picked one good lie and gone with it. “Mrs. Trump is having kidney surgery and will be out of commission for a while.” A day later say she had some complications but is resting comfortably and she will take a lite longer to recuparate than expected. Everyone would have thought the crap hit the fan during surgery and no one would have cared.

This? They’re just incompetent and Donald clearly doesn’t care about her.

If you're going to go with Occam's Razor, at least do it properly. The simplest assumption is that (obviously) her surgery was more complicated than they had expected and/or they found something additional, thus she is convalescing for longer than usual. What you and your looney cohorts are doing is trying to find the MOST complicated outlandish assumptions you can, and then claim they must be true.

What is truly painful is reading post after idiotic post from numbskulls who are intent on making this into a scandal, when the simplest explanation is most likely the most credible. Maybe you should refresh yourself on what Occam's Razor actually means.

It's been 3 weeks. Is she in a coma?

Have you ever had surgery? Most people want to go out after being in bed for a long time.