2023 Oscar fashion thread!

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Anonymous wrote:Christie Tiegen is a miss for me tonight.

I like her hair but that's it. I might like that dress if it were just a little more substantial and structured. I have no trouble with sex appeal and showing skin on the red carpet (and this was for the after party, not the awards, so looser dress code) but this honestly looks like it's about to fall off her. It's like a tacky boudoir photo shoot outfit.

Also, while I do like the style of her hair, the color doesn't work with the colors of the dress. Going reddish and then wearing a lemon-lime outfits just feels like a big miss to me.

She also looks either high or drunk and given her history with alcohol, I wonder what's going on there.

Inflated uniboob looks painful

+1 her cleavage has me mystified.

I assume it has something to do with her having her breast implants removed a few years ago PLUS having a newborn at home.

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Anonymous wrote:Christie Tiegen is a miss for me tonight.

I like her hair but that's it. I might like that dress if it were just a little more substantial and structured. I have no trouble with sex appeal and showing skin on the red carpet (and this was for the after party, not the awards, so looser dress code) but this honestly looks like it's about to fall off her. It's like a tacky boudoir photo shoot outfit.

Also, while I do like the style of her hair, the color doesn't work with the colors of the dress. Going reddish and then wearing a lemon-lime outfits just feels like a big miss to me.

She also looks either high or drunk and given her history with alcohol, I wonder what's going on there.

Inflated uniboob looks painful

+1 her cleavage has me mystified.

I assume it has something to do with her having her breast implants removed a few years ago PLUS having a newborn at home.

It's called symmastia, more commonly seen with people with breast implants. In her case, assuming the implants caused this and this is the fallout she has even after having them removed. Probably hasn't been able to have surgery to try to correct it with the pregnancies.

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Anonymous wrote:Christie Tiegen is a miss for me tonight.

I like her hair but that's it. I might like that dress if it were just a little more substantial and structured. I have no trouble with sex appeal and showing skin on the red carpet (and this was for the after party, not the awards, so looser dress code) but this honestly looks like it's about to fall off her. It's like a tacky boudoir photo shoot outfit.

Also, while I do like the style of her hair, the color doesn't work with the colors of the dress. Going reddish and then wearing a lemon-lime outfits just feels like a big miss to me.

She also looks either high or drunk and given her history with alcohol, I wonder what's going on there.

Inflated uniboob looks painful

+1 her cleavage has me mystified.

I assume it has something to do with her having her breast implants removed a few years ago PLUS having a newborn at home.

It's called symmastia, more commonly seen with people with breast implants. In her case, assuming the implants caused this and this is the fallout she has even after having them removed. Probably hasn't been able to have surgery to try to correct it with the pregnancies.

It seems a bit odd to wear this specific dress in that case. I mean I guess she doesn’t care, which is fine, but it feels like an invitation for questions when she could have just worn something with a higher neckline until she can fix it.

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Anonymous wrote:Now this I hate - Mindy Kaling in Vera Wang. I get she's excited about her body and wants to show it off -- no shade there, I get it. But the dress itself is hideous and her styling is very plasticky looking. She looks like a Bratz doll (sorry Mindy). I wish she'd gone super classic instead.

She changed into the same dress in black before presenting! So strange.

Changed again for the after party.

She's clearly enjoying her new body. I don't love her new body fashion - though the black dress looked better than the others - but maybe in time she'll start looking more at ease and choosing dresses that aren't only about having a new body.

Her head looks out of proportion to her body or is that the Ozempic effect?

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Anonymous wrote:Hadn’t seen this one here, not sure why Tia Carrere was there but this is smashing.

Schwing!

But srsly she looks amazing. LOVE that dress.

She's costarring with Jo Koy (who was a presenter) in a new movie.

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So many things wrong here.

The poster upthread who mentioned that lesser folk don't get the same quality clothes/styling really applies here.

Brooke Shields isn't lesser folk in any way, shape, form, or fashion. Hair and makeup wise, I think she looks great. The suit needed some tweaks.

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Anonymous wrote:Hadn’t seen this one here, not sure why Tia Carrere was there but this is smashing.

Schwing!

But srsly she looks amazing. LOVE that dress.

This made me laugh! And yes, great look.

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Anonymous wrote:Tems. Dramatic dress that would have looked a lot more dramatic against any other background. I felt sorry for the people seated behind her at the show.

Cinderella’s mice hit the coke in the bathroom and got to work making this gorgeous woman a dress made of toilet paper, hairspray, and a bath pouf.

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Anonymous wrote:MJ Rodriguez. This is a bit much but I like the color and I love her on Loot. You should watch it!

Wow, I don't think I have ever seen such a masculine/muscular body on a woman. It's an interesting juxtaposition- the colour and flowy fabric with the geometric lacing/revealing the muscles. Is she an athlete, because she is unusually muscular!

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Anonymous wrote:MJ Rodriguez. This is a bit much but I like the color and I love her on Loot. You should watch it!

Wow, I don't think I have ever seen such a masculine/muscular body on a woman. It's an interesting juxtaposition- the colour and flowy fabric with the geometric lacing/revealing the muscles. Is she an athlete, because she is unusually muscular!

"Color Purple" close the piano scene...

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Anonymous wrote:MJ Rodriguez. This is a bit much but I like the color and I love her on Loot. You should watch it!

Wow, I don't think I have ever seen such a masculine/muscular body on a woman. It's an interesting juxtaposition- the colour and flowy fabric with the geometric lacing/revealing the muscles. Is she an athlete, because she is unusually muscular!

She’s trans.