Lauren Sanchez

[Anonymous]

So is this wedding happening or not?

Tick tock, tick tock ⏰

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Her plastic surgery has actually improved in the last year or so. Before she really did look like the Joker. But now it's softened a bit such that I don't cringe when I see her face.

I don't think so. I don't understand why she dresses like an old Bordello madame either.

https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/gallery/lauren-sanchez-style-photos-1236317376/lauren-sanchez-photosd/

She's got 3 kids above the age of 16. I wonder what they think about having her boobs so exposed in every pic. She even dressed like that to Bezos' son's graduation for college. But we're all different, and clearly Jeff Bezos likes the way she dresses.

I don't know her background, but clearly she lacks class or etiquette. It's sad that Bezos doesn't have enough sense to be embarrassed by her, or to talk to her about dressing appropriately especially at kids events.

First time in his life he’s gotten a decent blow job and a woman is fake screaming during sex. The dweeb is hypnotized by a professional home wrecker.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Her plastic surgery has actually improved in the last year or so. Before she really did look like the Joker. But now it's softened a bit such that I don't cringe when I see her face.

I don't think so. I don't understand why she dresses like an old Bordello madame either.

https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/gallery/lauren-sanchez-style-photos-1236317376/lauren-sanchez-photosd/

She's got 3 kids above the age of 16. I wonder what they think about having her boobs so exposed in every pic. She even dressed like that to Bezos' son's graduation for college. But we're all different, and clearly Jeff Bezos likes the way she dresses.

I don't know her background, but clearly she lacks class or etiquette. It's sad that Bezos doesn't have enough sense to be embarrassed by her, or to talk to her about dressing appropriately especially at kids events.

First time in his life he’s gotten a decent blow job and a woman is fake screaming during sex. The dweeb is hypnotized by a professional home wrecker.

True a nerd with one googly eye. She sees dollar signs and likes the life-style, that's a easy one lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So is this wedding happening or not?

Tick tock, tick tock ⏰

Why would he marry this trash? What leverage does she have, feigning like she's going to leave him? Jeff is dumber than I thought if he's falling for that routine.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So is this wedding happening or not?

Tick tock, tick tock ⏰

Why would he marry this trash? What leverage does she have, feigning like she's going to leave him? Jeff is dumber than I thought if he's falling for that routine.

He already left his wife for her.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Her plastic surgery has actually improved in the last year or so. Before she really did look like the Joker. But now it's softened a bit such that I don't cringe when I see her face.

I don't think so. I don't understand why she dresses like an old Bordello madame either.

https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/gallery/lauren-sanchez-style-photos-1236317376/lauren-sanchez-photosd/

She's got 3 kids above the age of 16. I wonder what they think about having her boobs so exposed in every pic. She even dressed like that to Bezos' son's graduation for college. But we're all different, and clearly Jeff Bezos likes the way she dresses.

I don't know her background, but clearly she lacks class or etiquette. It's sad that Bezos doesn't have enough sense to be embarrassed by her, or to talk to her about dressing appropriately especially at kids events.

First time in his life he’s gotten a decent blow job and a woman is fake screaming during sex. The dweeb is hypnotized by a professional home wrecker.

laur is a pro
bez is a doofus

[Anonymous]

Worn to a children's bookstore.

Girl, come the F on and have some class. If the top were a solid knit burgundy, it would be a great outfit. This is just grossly trashy especially given the location.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Worn to a children's bookstore.

Girl, come the F on and have some class. If the top were a solid knit burgundy, it would be a great outfit. This is just grossly trashy especially given the location.

She can't shake her background. It's who she is. Doesn't seem to know any better or maybe intentional?

[Anonymous]

can buy tits & face
cant buy class
but bez loves trash

[Anonymous]

She is trash and he is evil. They deserve each other. Hope she doesn't meet Pete H when he's feeling frisky and I bet the Donald is just waiting for his kisses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She is trash and he is evil. They deserve each other. Hope she doesn't meet Pete H when he's feeling frisky and I bet the Donald is just waiting for his kisses.

+1

Also, she’s chosen to make herself look like a blow up doll.

[Anonymous]

Why does she always feel the need to look like this? Like put it away already. It's a children's bookstore. You don't own jeans and nice classy sweater. With all the money in the world this is the cheap look she wears? Awful.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:can buy tits & face
cant buy class
but bez loves trash

It's a refreshing change from his prior life.

It's clear these outfits keep her media profile elevated.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:can buy tits & face
cant buy class
but bez loves trash

It's a refreshing change from his prior life.

It's clear these outfits keep her media profile elevated.

Yes, her plastic surgeries and lack of clothes definitely keep her in the news.

[Anonymous]

Any particularly funny lines from reviews of Sanchez's book?