The perfect DCUM woman
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Anonymous
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I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)
- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs - Don't want kids - Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day - Work out regularly - Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us Anything I missed? |
Anonymous
| Lightly fries tuna |
Anonymous
| Hates her inlaws |
Anonymous
No I think she loves her in laws and supports DH's codependant relationship with them at all costs! |
Anonymous
| You need to be ok with an HHI of between 600k and 800k, because middle class is ok with your down to earthiness. |
Anonymous
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loves therapy
drugs husband, kids, herself, needs me time and outsourcing housework. |
Anonymous
| doesn't poop |
Anonymous
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Waxing, anal bleaching, sexually adventurous.
NEVER NAGS. |
Anonymous
| cooks from scratch using only organic ingredients, does all the home projects, childcare, finances, works full time, goes to the gym, rides Uber, buys only expensive things because of QUALITY OVER QUANTITY, has a shitty marriage and an abusive husband that's a genius. |
Anonymous
Hell no she doesn't poop. |
Anonymous
Almost perfect, except I like women who love home decor and interior designing. That's hot to me. But works out and loves sex and in shape, guess what ladies there are ladies out there like that. I know them. Guess what? Have a kid and married to one too. She's an amazing woman and I'm crazy about her. But I guess some of us are luckier than others... |
Anonymous
And she doesn't nag. |
Anonymous
| Makes a tidy 250k, part-time, so she can do every school pickup, drop off, doctors appt, soccer game, and make a home cooked meal. |
Anonymous
Yes, she must come from an Executive family, and preferably reside in the up-and-coming Pimmit Hills neighborhood. |
Anonymous
Looks good Puts out Shuts up |