The perfect DCUM woman

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Waxing, anal bleaching, sexually adventurous.

NEVER NAGS.

What exactly is this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)

- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs
- Don't want kids
- Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day
- Work out regularly
- Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us

Anything I missed?

Hey! At least I have the big boobs!
Not a low BMI though.

But I do look at least 15 years younger than my actual age.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Waxing, anal bleaching, sexually adventurous.

NEVER NAGS.

What exactly is this?

It's EXACTLY what it sounds like it is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Waxing, anal bleaching, sexually adventurous.

NEVER NAGS.

What exactly is this?

normally I would google that for you, but I am at work so you are on your own champ

[Anonymous]

Ivy educated. Cool, but not too demanding or high paying, job.

[Anonymous]

The men on here have said over and over that the top priorities they seek are kindness and regular sex. That's not a whole lot to ask for from a partner.

[Anonymous]

This thread getting me so hard

[Anonymous]

makes the males in the house sit to pee

has a husband needing babysitting

highly educated, claims to be very attractive

has date nights she plans and gets blowouts

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The men on here have said over and over that the top priorities they seek are kindness and regular sex. That's not a whole lot to ask for from a partner.

Oh but apparently it is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The men on here have said over and over that the top priorities they seek are kindness and regular sex. That's not a whole lot to ask for from a partner.

Oh but apparently it is.

The problem is that the men here generally expect it unconditionally and seem to reject the tsunami of advice archived here in the relationships forum that explains how a relationship is a two way street and that women have to feel loved and appreciated and connected to in order to provide those things.

That or they want to use that as justification its ok to have an affair guilt free if you're having problems instead of leaving an unhappy marriage because that scenario is more appealing than divorce.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)

- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs
- Don't want kids
- Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day
- Work out regularly
- Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us

Anything I missed?

???

DCUM women are obsessed with their kids

[Anonymous]

Will not tolerate popcorn spills in the driveway.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)

- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs
- Don't want kids
- Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day
- Work out regularly
- Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us

Anything I missed?

Don't forget: if she has kids, she doesn't care if her husband fails to feed them, clothe them, or take basic safety precautions like car seats and supervision at the pool. She just understands that there are "different parenting styles"!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Makes a tidy 250k, part-time, so she can do every school pickup, drop off, doctors appt, soccer game, and make a home cooked meal.

+1 This is me, except I work full time. Of course I'm bitchy as hell.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)

- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs
- Don't want kids
- Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day
- Work out regularly
- Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us

Anything I missed?

???

DCUM women are obsessed with their kids

This is what DCUM men are looking for in a woman.