The perfect DCUM woman

[Anonymous]

Um, the perfect dcum woman has three kids (albeit with outsourced care) and all the rest.

[Anonymous]

Loves wine, likes to have a glass after dinner, gets tipsy enough to want sex but never gets too drunk.

Buys all organic and splurges every once in a while on fine chocolate.

Blond, 34D, 125 lbs. Seems like that's the answer every time a woman describes herself. *eyeroll*

[Anonymous]

Also, body snapped back after breastfeeding with no problem.

[Anonymous]

Yeah just to chime in the special snowflake obsession some of the females do with their kids is not attractive at all. And to go along with that have enough intelligence/personality that your life has meaning besides kids.

Perfect DCUM woman.... is confident enough that they don't even care what DCUM is plus you have to be hot sorry its a deal breaker... we are visual creatures

So yeah we basically want an Au Pair with a brain and confidence doesn't hurt to dream

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Loves wine, likes to have a glass after dinner, gets tipsy enough to want sex but never gets too drunk.

Buys all organic and splurges every once in a while on fine chocolate.

Blond, 34D, 125 lbs. Seems like that's the answer every time a woman describes herself. *eyeroll*

Naturally blond and naturally thin with a thigh gap and no flabby arms!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yeah just to chime in the special snowflake obsession some of the females do with their kids is not attractive at all. And to go along with that have enough intelligence/personality that your life has meaning besides kids.

Perfect DCUM woman.... is confident enough that they don't even care what DCUM is plus you have to be hot sorry its a deal breaker... we are visual creatures

So yeah we basically want an Au Pair with a brain and confidence doesn't hurt to dream

OK, but why Au Pair?

[Anonymous]

Does she own any Le Creuset? But how many?

[Anonymous]

because Au Pairs are hot duh :-p

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Makes a tidy 250k, part-time, so she can do every school pickup, drop off, doctors appt, soccer game, and make a home cooked meal.

Plus a trust fund

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:because Au Pairs are hot duh :-p

Get an ugly aupair that is amrt, good driver and her friends are hot and the hot ones bring their charges to your pool And you work from home.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)

- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs
- Don't want kids
- Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day
- Work out regularly
- Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us

Anything I missed?

Hey! At least I have the big boobs!
Not a low BMI though.

But I do look at least 15 years younger than my actual age.

High bodyfat makes your face look younger. Its like you have to choose between your face and your ass!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)

- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs
- Don't want kids
- Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day
- Work out regularly
- Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us

Anything I missed?

Hey! At least I have the big boobs!
Not a low BMI though.

But I do look at least 15 years younger than my actual age.

High bodyfat makes your face look younger. Its like you have to choose between your face and your ass!

not with the lipo

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Makes a tidy 250k, part-time, so she can do every school pickup, drop off, doctors appt, soccer game, and make a home cooked meal.

HAHAHA THIS!!!

[Anonymous]

Must love bobcats.