Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift engaged!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am so happy Travis Kelce found global fame, fortune, megacorp ad deals, and true love right after *checks notes* signing with Bryan Lourd at CAA in May 2023.In totally unrelated news, Lourd was a closeted gay man who married a very famous woman, even had a child with her, then later divorced her and married a man.

Hollywood Reporter: Kansas City Chiefs Star Travis Kelce Signs With CAA for Off-Field Representation
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/kansas-city-chiefs-travis-kelce-agency-representation-caa-1235503582/

"Lourd and actress Carrie Fisher were in a relationship from 1991 to 1994, during which time they identified themselves as being a married couple. Their relationship ended when he left her for a man after realizing he was gay. They have one daughter, actress Billie Lourd, born in 1992

Lourd married Bruce Bozzi, the former co-owner of The Palm (later owned by Landrys Restaurants), on October 12, 2016."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Will Blake and Ryan be invited to the wedding? Considering they aren’t speaking now…

What about their little girls? Isn’t Taylor godmother? How do you even explain that to young children?

As if Blake and Ryan believe in God or are devout Christians. Making Taylor a Godparent was just a ruse to orbit her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am so happy Travis Kelce found global fame, fortune, megacorp ad deals, and true love right after *checks notes* signing with Bryan Lourd at CAA in May 2023. In totally unrelated news, Lourd was a closeted gay man who married a very famous woman, even had a child with her, then later divorced her and married a man.

Hollywood Reporter: Kansas City Chiefs Star Travis Kelce Signs With CAA for Off-Field Representation
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/kansas-city-chiefs-travis-kelce-agency-representation-caa-1235503582/

"Lourd and actress Carrie Fisher were in a relationship from 1991 to 1994, during which time they identified themselves as being a married couple. Their relationship ended when he left her for a man after realizing he was gay. They have one daughter, actress Billie Lourd, born in 1992

Lourd married Bruce Bozzi, the former co-owner of The Palm (later owned by Landrys Restaurants), on October 12, 2016."

Lourd is also best friends with Barry Diller, a billionaire media mogul who recently confessed he was also a lifelong closeted gay man. But rest assured, zesty Travis is 100% straight and totally not another Taylor Swift beard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Will Blake and Ryan be invited to the wedding? Considering they aren’t speaking now…

What about their little girls? Isn’t Taylor godmother? How do you even explain that to young children?

As if Blake and Ryan believe in God or are devout Christians. Making Taylor a Godparent was just a ruse to orbit her.

Imagine you have a beloved aunty figure in your life who is everywhere all the time. And then all of a sudden she never calls or comes around anymore. And she has a massive wedding and you see your lil blonde replacements at the wedding instead of you and your sisters. Those kids could get PTSD legitimately. Taylor must rekindle with Blake and fulfill her duties to the original girls.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Will Blake and Ryan be invited to the wedding? Considering they aren’t speaking now…

What about their little girls? Isn’t Taylor godmother? How do you even explain that to young children?

There’s no way to include children without involving their parents. Blake’s children are definitely not attending. The flower girls will be Travis’ nieces.

It is sad but sometimes children pay the price for their parents’ mistakes.

Including her goddaughters would give Blake too much leverage and Taylor will never put herself in that position with Blake again.

[Anonymous]

I doubt there's any evidence that would convince you that a particular celebrity is straight.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Will Blake and Ryan be invited to the wedding? Considering they aren’t speaking now…

What about their little girls? Isn’t Taylor godmother? How do you even explain that to young children?

As if Blake and Ryan believe in God or are devout Christians. Making Taylor a Godparent was just a ruse to orbit her.

Imagine you have a beloved aunty figure in your life who is everywhere all the time. And then all of a sudden she never calls or comes around anymore. And she has a massive wedding and you see your lil blonde replacements at the wedding instead of you and your sisters. Those kids could get PTSD legitimately. Taylor must rekindle with Blake and fulfill her duties to the original girls.

BS. Stuff happens. My parents had falling outs with friends. So do theirs. Especially with the drama they both pull, i would be shocked if their daughters weren't aware of how "special" their parents are.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Apparently the ring was done in July. I assume that Taylor pointed him at the place to go get the ring and she probably even talk to her about it too and Travis and she took it from there.

So yeah, it was done by July per Travis’s dad. Both he and Scott were telling Travis to hurry up and propose because she was getting antsy. Lol.

He set up the garden in his backyard and went out and proposed to her after the podcast filming. He’s not dumb - of course he would want that photographed.

It’s not that complicated.

On what planet is it normal for the baby boomer father of a 35 year old woman to be giving such a detailed play-by-play to media about this? It bolsters all the conspiracies that this is a charade and they, notably her puppet-master money-hungry dad, are milking it profit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Apparently the ring was done in July. I assume that Taylor pointed him at the place to go get the ring and she probably even talk to her about it too and Travis and she took it from there.

So yeah, it was done by July per Travis’s dad. Both he and Scott were telling Travis to hurry up and propose because she was getting antsy. Lol.

He set up the garden in his backyard and went out and proposed to her after the podcast filming. He’s not dumb - of course he would want that photographed.

It’s not that complicated.

On what planet is it normal for the baby boomer father of a 35 year old woman to be giving such a detailed play-by-play to media about this? It bolsters all the conspiracies that this is a charade and they, notably her puppet-master money-hungry dad, are milking it profit.

Not sure because it was Travis's dad, not hers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Apparently the ring was done in July. I assume that Taylor pointed him at the place to go get the ring and she probably even talk to her about it too and Travis and she took it from there.

So yeah, it was done by July per Travis’s dad. Both he and Scott were telling Travis to hurry up and propose because she was getting antsy. Lol.

He set up the garden in his backyard and went out and proposed to her after the podcast filming. He’s not dumb - of course he would want that photographed.

It’s not that complicated.

On what planet is it normal for the baby boomer father of a 35 year old woman to be giving such a detailed play-by-play to media about this? It bolsters all the conspiracies that this is a charade and they, notably her puppet-master money-hungry dad, are milking it for profit.

Not sure because it was Travis's dad, not hers.

It's actually worse that it was his dad. Nobody on either side knows when to just stfu? It's all so tacky.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Talking and Instagram are full of proposal photos and videos. Of regular people. It’s just how it is these days.

Yeah, every couple wears matching publicly-traded company clothes in their engagement photos, then launches an ad campaign the next day with another Wall Street owned clothing company to coincide with the instagram caption on your engagement photos — a week before your season kicks off & four weeks before your next album. Just a bunch of cutesy coincidences and totally not fake slop for the dumb masses.

Oh, yay - it's the "fake slop for the dumb masses" poster! How I've missed you.

[Anonymous]

Travis is gross. Why couldn’t she find someone better looking? Like a hemsworth or a Channing Tatum or someone in that vein?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Travis is gross. Why couldn’t she find someone better looking? Like a hemsworth or a Channing Tatum or someone in that vein?

Eww... Channing Tatum looks like a thumb.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Will Blake and Ryan be invited to the wedding? Considering they aren’t speaking now…

What about their little girls? Isn’t Taylor godmother? How do you even explain that to young children?

As if Blake and Ryan believe in God or are devout Christians. Making Taylor a Godparent was just a ruse to orbit her.

Imagine you have a beloved aunty figure in your life who is everywhere all the time. And then all of a sudden she never calls or comes around anymore. And she has a massive wedding and you see your lil blonde replacements at the wedding instead of you and your sisters. Those kids could get PTSD legitimately. Taylor must rekindle with Blake and fulfill her duties to the original girls.

BS. Stuff happens. My parents had falling outs with friends. So do theirs. Especially with the drama they both pull, i would be shocked if their daughters weren't aware of how "special" their parents are.

Your parents weren’t best friends with the biggest pop star in the world. Blake’s little girls adored Taylor and now they’ll have to see their replacements (who they met at Taylor’s house already) be flower girls in the wedding.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Will Blake and Ryan be invited to the wedding? Considering they aren’t speaking now…

What about their little girls? Isn’t Taylor godmother? How do you even explain that to young children?

As if Blake and Ryan believe in God or are devout Christians. Making Taylor a Godparent was just a ruse to orbit her.

Imagine you have a beloved aunty figure in your life who is everywhere all the time. And then all of a sudden she never calls or comes around anymore. And she has a massive wedding and you see your lil blonde replacements at the wedding instead of you and your sisters. Those kids could get PTSD legitimately. Taylor must rekindle with Blake and fulfill her duties to the original girls.

BS. Stuff happens. My parents had falling outs with friends. So do theirs. Especially with the drama they both pull, i would be shocked if their daughters weren't aware of how "special" their parents are.

Your parents weren’t best friends with the biggest pop star in the world. Blake’s little girls adored Taylor and now they’ll have to see their replacements (who they met at Taylor’s house already) be flower girls in the wedding.

Shit happens. If this is their biggest trauma growing up with those narcissist parents they should consider themselves lucky.