Things you secretly oppose, but don't want other people to know:

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Anonymous wrote:What's with the hate for vegans?
I ask because I am one, but doubt that many people know or care.

Here's a post from someone who's a vegan, on Facebook.
The woman is in her 30s, child-hating, and cat-crazy.

"What do you do with a waiter who, after you ordered the only thing on the menu, the vegan dumpligs, being also the ONLY person in a restaurant, serves you PORK dumplings and then after you made one bite and, terrified, asked what it was tells you: "pork". What can you do, besides running to a bathroom and puking your guts out, while screaming and crying in agonizing hysteria, and after an hour of brushing your teeth STILL feeling the taste of dead animal in your mouth?!?
This day turned out to be a complete epitomy of horror, shock, pain, betrayal and vomit for me. I'm off to bed. Please no phone calls today."

I dunno what you do. Shoot the waiter, I guess.

"No phone calls. Just comment on this status about the most 'terrible' thing thats ever happened to me!"
Hate dramatic FB posts...losers

Me, too.
And, of course, there was a bunch of posts from FB friends, empathising with "the most terrible thing", ever.

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Anonymous wrote:Pooping at work. I know sometimes you have to go, but I'd rather you pucker up until you get home.

Yeah, save that shit for later.

DH saves it for work. Where else can you get paid to take a shit?

I think a lady on Cheapskates poops at work so she can save on water and toilet paper.

Finally, something on this thread that's worth a laugh.
That lady must be really lucky if she can poop on cue.

She must be on a schedule, eating and pooping at certain times of the day.

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Anonymous wrote:Pooping at work. I know sometimes you have to go, but I'd rather you pucker up until you get home.

Yeah, save that shit for later.

DH saves it for work. Where else can you get paid to take a shit?

I think a lady on Cheapskates poops at work so she can save on water and toilet paper.

Finally, something on this thread that's worth a laugh.
That lady must be really lucky if she can poop on cue.

She must be on a schedule, eating and pooping at certain times of the day.

I think lots of people's bodies poop on schedule. I mean, you couldn't set your watch by it, but lots of people are pretty regular.

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Anonymous wrote:I oppose Gay Marriage.

I LOVE that marriage equality has become so accepted that you don't want others to know how you truly feel!

Me too, as a lesbian I love to hear that I'm finally going to maybe possibly be treated as a human.

Oh, stop with the pity party. It's annoying.

She hails from the Isle of Lesbos.

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Anonymous wrote:What's with all the hate for IVF? Because I can't get pregnant naturally I should just accept that? By that line of reasoning I should decline treatment for a cancer dx.

I personally don't understand the desire to have a child that's biologically yours. I have seen too many marriages break up over the wife's overwhelming desire to have a biological child. It's not the end all be all and there are other ways to create a family.

Men just follow along because they are trying to do what's going to make their wives happy.

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Anonymous wrote:What's with the hate for vegans?
I ask because I am one, but doubt that many people know or care.

Here's a post from someone who's a vegan, on Facebook.
The woman is in her 30s, child-hating, and cat-crazy.

"What do you do with a waiter who, after you ordered the only thing on the menu, the vegan dumpligs, being also the ONLY person in a restaurant, serves you PORK dumplings and then after you made one bite and, terrified, asked what it was tells you: "pork". What can you do, besides running to a bathroom and puking your guts out, while screaming and crying in agonizing hysteria, and after an hour of brushing your teeth STILL feeling the taste of dead animal in your mouth?!?
This day turned out to be a complete epitomy of horror, shock, pain, betrayal and vomit for me. I'm off to bed. Please no phone calls today."

I dunno what you do. Shoot the waiter, I guess.

Now THIS was worth a laugh. Thanks pp.

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Anonymous wrote:What's with the hate for vegans?
I ask because I am one, but doubt that many people know or care.

Here's a post from someone who's a vegan, on Facebook.
The woman is in her 30s, child-hating, and cat-crazy.

"What do you do with a waiter who, after you ordered the only thing on the menu, the vegan dumpligs, being also the ONLY person in a restaurant, serves you PORK dumplings and then after you made one bite and, terrified, asked what it was tells you: "pork". What can you do, besides running to a bathroom and puking your guts out, while screaming and crying in agonizing hysteria, and after an hour of brushing your teeth STILL feeling the taste of dead animal in your mouth?!?
This day turned out to be a complete epitomy of horror, shock, pain, betrayal and vomit for me. I'm off to bed. Please no phone calls today."

I dunno what you do. Shoot the waiter, I guess.

Now THIS was worth a laugh. Thanks pp.

+1. She sounds awesome. This is why I have a love/hate relationship with FB. Every time I think I need to get a life, someone always beats me to the punch. And BTW I ate pork steamed dumplings over the weekend. And they were gooood.

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Affirmative action
Military/police
Religions/faith

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Anonymous wrote:What's with the hate for vegans?
I ask because I am one, but doubt that many people know or care.

Here's a post from someone who's a vegan, on Facebook.
The woman is in her 30s, child-hating, and cat-crazy.

"What do you do with a waiter who, after you ordered the only thing on the menu, the vegan dumpligs, being also the ONLY person in a restaurant, serves you PORK dumplings and then after you made one bite and, terrified, asked what it was tells you: "pork". What can you do, besides running to a bathroom and puking your guts out, while screaming and crying in agonizing hysteria, and after an hour of brushing your teeth STILL feeling the taste of dead animal in your mouth?!?
This day turned out to be a complete epitomy of horror, shock, pain, betrayal and vomit for me. I'm off to bed. Please no phone calls today."

I dunno what you do. Shoot the waiter, I guess.

Now THIS was worth a laugh. Thanks pp.

+1. She sounds awesome. This is why I have a love/hate relationship with FB. Every time I think I need to get a life, someone always beats me to the punch. And BTW I ate pork steamed dumplings over the weekend. And they were gooood.

+2 awesome post.

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Anonymous wrote:What's with all the hate for IVF? Because I can't get pregnant naturally I should just accept that? By that line of reasoning I should decline treatment for a cancer dx.

I realize that this may sound harsh, but a lot of people think of infertility as an evolutionary mechanism. I realize that isn't an emotionally acceptable idea for those struggling with infertility, but such evolutionary mechanisms are evident in all species.

new poster here. But then isn't any disease, especially cancer also an evolutionary mechanism? Especially cancer in childhood and young adulthood.

Natural selection is a very slow, very gradual process, over thousands and thousands of years. There may very well be mechanisms already working within us to counter those diseases, and they may very well be a part of infertility. I know it doesn't make it easier to bear for those that wish to pass on their genes and have biological children, but infertility can serve a greater species purpose and benefit.

uhmm, ok, pps point still stands that childhood cancer is an evolutionary adaption as well. The children who die are serving the "the greater species purpose" as you so eloquently put it.

Cancer is environmental.

Sorry.

Carry on.

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Anonymous wrote:What's with all the hate for IVF? Because I can't get pregnant naturally I should just accept that? By that line of reasoning I should decline treatment for a cancer dx.

I realize that this may sound harsh, but a lot of people think of infertility as an evolutionary mechanism. I realize that isn't an emotionally acceptable idea for those struggling with infertility, but such evolutionary mechanisms are evident in all species.

new poster here. But then isn't any disease, especially cancer also an evolutionary mechanism? Especially cancer in childhood and young adulthood.

Natural selection is a very slow, very gradual process, over thousands and thousands of years. There may very well be mechanisms already working within us to counter those diseases, and they may very well be a part of infertility. I know it doesn't make it easier to bear for those that wish to pass on their genes and have biological children, but infertility can serve a greater species purpose and benefit.

uhmm, ok, pps point still stands that childhood cancer is an evolutionary adaption as well. The children who die are serving the "the greater species purpose" as you so eloquently put it.

Cancer is environmental.

Sorry.

Carry on.

Yes, it can be but it can also be genetic. We have a very strong genetic background of the exact same kind of cancer that goes back for generations in my family.

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fathers of small children who train for marathons
giant SUVs, especially idling bulletproof ones

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Anonymous wrote:When homosexuals compare their struggles to that of blacks. If homosexuality became a crime punishable by death how many gays and lesbians will there be. They can hide their homosexuality how many blacks can hide their blackness.

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I live in a majority Black neighborhood and had a white guy canvasing door to door on my street encouraging people to support marriage equality and he didn't understand the negative reaction he was getting from my neighbors when he made the Civil Rights comparison.

I wouldn't understand the negative reaction either. Please explain it to me. It seems like both cases are people who are treated without dignity because of who they are. Sure, gays can "pass" as straight. Do you think that is the solution? What would you think if someone thought "passing" was the right solution for a light-skinned black person?

Are little gay boys being beaten by grown men and thrown into a lake for say hi or hey baby in a store,

Do gay people have gay water fountains and gay bathrooms? Can they be arrested for using the straight bathroom?

Do gays have to give up their seats on the metro when a straight person comes?

Are gays being lynched and hung from trees?

-Not PP

Blacks who just go on and on about things that happened many many years ago and expect you to make up for it. STFU.

I am not black you idiot. I have already established that. Try again. If you don't want it brought up then tell your gay crew to stop bringing it up. Simple, right?

Still, talking about the past doesn't mean you are expected to do anything except have a little fucking respect. Burying our heads in the sand is not productive.

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all priests and politicians
starbucks-lovers

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Anonymous wrote:What's with all the hate for IVF? Because I can't get pregnant naturally I should just accept that? By that line of reasoning I should decline treatment for a cancer dx.

I realize that this may sound harsh, but a lot of people think of infertility as an evolutionary mechanism. I realize that isn't an emotionally acceptable idea for those struggling with infertility, but such evolutionary mechanisms are evident in all species.

new poster here. But then isn't any disease, especially cancer also an evolutionary mechanism? Especially cancer in childhood and young adulthood.

Natural selection is a very slow, very gradual process, over thousands and thousands of years. There may very well be mechanisms already working within us to counter those diseases, and they may very well be a part of infertility. I know it doesn't make it easier to bear for those that wish to pass on their genes and have biological children, but infertility can serve a greater species purpose and benefit.

uhmm, ok, pps point still stands that childhood cancer is an evolutionary adaption as well. The children who die are serving the "the greater species purpose" as you so eloquently put it.

Cancer is environmental.

Sorry.

Carry on.

Yes, it can be but it can also be genetic. We have a very strong genetic background of the exact same kind of cancer that goes back for generations in my family.

Then you are cursed. Sins of the father. You might want to spend less time at the doctor and more time with a priest.

Sorry.