The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Smug waist-training Edwardian Boy-Man right behind her.

Is he carrying her bible purse?

He might be smirking but his clenched fists tell a different story.

I am legit scared of gecko-boy. I go between thinking he is an actual alien or a serial killer, like seriously.

He looks like a six-year-old boy.

A six-year-old boy...who just killed his neighbor's cat?

Maybe The Neck's cat. Then he used the threat of more violence to blackmail her into marrying him, and using her connections to her mob family to enrich himself. At first she resisted. Over time, she found she couldn't even remember the cat's name anymore.

Why did Jared want this photo taken? It is by the person who camps out at their house each day with initials RH.

It seems like when they are in trouble, they want photos of themselves looking relaxed.

My neighbor saw them at Burger King near where they catch a helicopter and said Ivanka looked miserable.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I came across an Instagram picture of Don Jr. when he visited our small northern town right before the election but I have no idea how to post it (I retired here).

It made me SO MAD because he's posing with two of the coffee shop girls and none of them are wearing masks - there's a sign in the door that requires masks. It just seemed like such a damn slap in the face. Please, Don Jr., feel free to spread your germs around our tiny town after your old man was diagnosed with Covid.

He's got the scruffy look and wearing a parka like he wants to fit in.

In an alternate universe, Chinless, Gums, and the Neck realized early on the toxic family situation they were in and got out. Don Jr is a beloved librarian in Montana who also has a herd of elk. He donates elk meat to the local food shelf every fall and he and his wife, a liberal mayor, host a barn dance every September. The Neck pursued a PhD in French literature and lives in a gritty but luxe apartment with her husband the Count and she writes acerbic critiques of literature. She doesn’t have children because she didn’t think she could break the habits of her childhood, but she did keep her original face and she’s really grown into it. Gums really loves his group home, and he has a job bagging groceries and carrying them to customers’ cars. He loves the tips they give him and he’s really happy visiting his brother and sister every few months.

How I wish this actually happened. As awful as the Trump children are, I think we're all painfully aware they are also terribly broken people who have suffered a lifetime of abuse by a demonic father who they desperately want to please. Imagine how much better this world would be if they had been able to break free, rather than enable the Nazi-In-Chief.

They don’t desperately want to please him. Come on. They want the money. All they care about is money. Read Mary Trump’s book. These people would kill each other for money.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I came across an Instagram picture of Don Jr. when he visited our small northern town right before the election but I have no idea how to post it (I retired here).

It made me SO MAD because he's posing with two of the coffee shop girls and none of them are wearing masks - there's a sign in the door that requires masks. It just seemed like such a damn slap in the face. Please, Don Jr., feel free to spread your germs around our tiny town after your old man was diagnosed with Covid.

He's got the scruffy look and wearing a parka like he wants to fit in.

In an alternate universe, Chinless, Gums, and the Neck realized early on the toxic family situation they were in and got out. Don Jr is a beloved librarian in Montana who also has a herd of elk. He donates elk meat to the local food shelf every fall and he and his wife, a liberal mayor, host a barn dance every September. The Neck pursued a PhD in French literature and lives in a gritty but luxe apartment with her husband the Count and she writes acerbic critiques of literature. She doesn’t have children because she didn’t think she could break the habits of her childhood, but she did keep her original face and she’s really grown into it. Gums really loves his group home, and he has a job bagging groceries and carrying them to customers’ cars. He loves the tips they give him and he’s really happy visiting his brother and sister every few months.

How I wish this actually happened. As awful as the Trump children are, I think we're all painfully aware they are also terribly broken people who have suffered a lifetime of abuse by a demonic father who they desperately want to please. Imagine how much better this world would be if they had been able to break free, rather than enable the Nazi-In-Chief.

They don’t desperately want to please him. Come on. They want the money. All they care about is money. Read Mary Trump’s book. These people would kill each other for money.

This is the sort of circus I would read about. Like a lot of Borgia-esque poisonings and such.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I think these are very recent

They look like aliens trying desperately to convince us hoomans that they are absolutely not going to eat us.

The guy in the middle with the fig leaf is a hooman trying not to get eaten.

Are these really new? No masks (not huge surprise I guess) but that white house model was a lego thing her son did when they first moved in in 2017 or something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Smug waist-training Edwardian Boy-Man right behind her.

Is he carrying her bible purse?

He might be smirking but his clenched fists tell a different story.

I am legit scared of gecko-boy. I go between thinking he is an actual alien or a serial killer, like seriously.

He looks like a six-year-old boy.

A six-year-old boy...who just killed his neighbor's cat?

The cat is in the bag

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Smug waist-training Edwardian Boy-Man right behind her.

Is he carrying her bible purse?

He might be smirking but his clenched fists tell a different story.

I am legit scared of gecko-boy. I go between thinking he is an actual alien or a serial killer, like seriously.

He looks like a six-year-old boy.

A six-year-old boy...who just killed his neighbor's cat?

The cat is in the bag

*Parts* of the cat are in the bag.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think these are very recent

They look like aliens trying desperately to convince us hoomans that they are absolutely not going to eat us.

The guy in the middle with the fig leaf is a hooman trying not to get eaten.

Are these really new? No masks (not huge surprise I guess) but that white house model was a lego thing her son did when they first moved in in 2017 or something.

Why is she "serving" the White House? That photo looks like her with the Goya beans! LOL!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Reminds me of something...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Reminds me of something...

Oh back when we thought maybe Melania would be a classy first lady...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Reminds me of something...

Oh back when we thought maybe Melania would be a classy first lady...

Uh, yeah I never thought that...

[Anonymous]

Serious question: what is on Rudy Giuliani's face? Is his hair leaking? Is it a scar?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Serious question: what is on Rudy Giuliani's face? Is his hair leaking? Is it a scar?

The FT said it was hair dye.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Serious question: what is on Rudy Giuliani's face? Is his hair leaking? Is it a scar?

The FT said it was hair dye.

Hair dye. He had it in both sides.

At that same conference, he blew his nose and then wiped the sweat off his face. Of course, no one was wearing masks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Reminds me of something...

Oh back when we thought maybe Melania would be a classy first lady...

Uh, yeah I never thought that...

yeah seriously - the nude model birther queen trophy wife was going to be... classy?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think these are very recent

They look like aliens trying desperately to convince us hoomans that they are absolutely not going to eat us.

The guy in the middle with the fig leaf is a hooman trying not to get eaten.

Are these really new? No masks (not huge surprise I guess) but that white house model was a lego thing her son did when they first moved in in 2017 or something.

Thanks

Why is she "serving" the White House? That photo looks like her with the Goya beans! LOL!

That light blue outfit is very 90s.