The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Nurse Wretched

She always aims at fashion forward, she always hits WEIRD. Just plain old WEIRD.

And also too tight as usual.

she looks like a hoe but I'd kill for her body, even if it's fake.

But what’s the deal with her leg? Some sort of skin condition?

Her polyjuice potion is wearing off?

She and her alien husband did a poor job of fastening up her human suit this morning?

This photo confirms my suspicions that Ivanka, like the rest of the Trump family, is an alien lizard in a skin suit. Now that the end is near, their overlord is no longer sending the supplements needed to maintain the skin suits and they're degrading. By early January, watch for the formation of claws and spinal plates.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I came across an Instagram picture of Don Jr. when he visited our small northern town right before the election but I have no idea how to post it (I retired here).

It made me SO MAD because he's posing with two of the coffee shop girls and none of them are wearing masks - there's a sign in the door that requires masks. It just seemed like such a damn slap in the face. Please, Don Jr., feel free to spread your germs around our tiny town after your old man was diagnosed with Covid.

He's got the scruffy look and wearing a parka like he wants to fit in.

In an alternate universe, Chinless, Gums, and the Neck realized early on the toxic family situation they were in and got out. Don Jr is a beloved librarian in Montana who also has a herd of elk. He donates elk meat to the local food shelf every fall and he and his wife, a liberal mayor, host a barn dance every September. The Neck pursued a PhD in French literature and lives in a gritty but luxe apartment with her husband the Count and she writes acerbic critiques of literature. She doesn’t have children because she didn’t think she could break the habits of her childhood, but she did keep her original face and she’s really grown into it. Gums really loves his group home, and he has a job bagging groceries and carrying them to customers’ cars. He loves the tips they give him and he’s really happy visiting his brother and sister every few months.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I came across an Instagram picture of Don Jr. when he visited our small northern town right before the election but I have no idea how to post it (I retired here).

It made me SO MAD because he's posing with two of the coffee shop girls and none of them are wearing masks - there's a sign in the door that requires masks. It just seemed like such a damn slap in the face. Please, Don Jr., feel free to spread your germs around our tiny town after your old man was diagnosed with Covid.

He's got the scruffy look and wearing a parka like he wants to fit in.

In an alternate universe, Chinless, Gums, and the Neck realized early on the toxic family situation they were in and got out. Don Jr is a beloved librarian in Montana who also has a herd of elk. He donates elk meat to the local food shelf every fall and he and his wife, a liberal mayor, host a barn dance every September. The Neck pursued a PhD in French literature and lives in a gritty but luxe apartment with her husband the Count and she writes acerbic critiques of literature. She doesn’t have children because she didn’t think she could break the habits of her childhood, but she did keep her original face and she’s really grown into it. Gums really loves his group home, and he has a job bagging groceries and carrying them to customers’ cars. He loves the tips they give him and he’s really happy visiting his brother and sister every few months.

The Neck wears all black, mostly comfy turtleneck sweaters, and the HATS! She loves hats. And doesn't care what you think about them

She does like a nice shoe, though

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Anonymous wrote:Smug waist-training Edwardian Boy-Man right behind her.

Is he carrying her bible purse?

He might be smirking but his clenched fists tell a different story.

I am legit scared of gecko-boy. I go between thinking he is an actual alien or a serial killer, like seriously.

He looks like a six-year-old boy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Smug waist-training Edwardian Boy-Man right behind her.

Is he carrying her bible purse?

He might be smirking but his clenched fists tell a different story.

I am legit scared of gecko-boy. I go between thinking he is an actual alien or a serial killer, like seriously.

He looks like a six-year-old boy.

I hate ties that are that thin.

[Anonymous]

I hate ties that are that thin.

He has narrow shoulders, it works for him.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Just short of nurse cosplay. It even has a nod to the cloaks old nurse uniforms used to have.

Looks like she branched out into 50s flight attendant. Note the winged sleeves.

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I hate ties that are that thin.

He has narrow shoulders, it works for him.

Whatever is happening above should not be defined as working. Google a pic. from their wedding. He was cute actually and wearing normally fitting clothes. They have all started to corrode from the inside out.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I came across an Instagram picture of Don Jr. when he visited our small northern town right before the election but I have no idea how to post it (I retired here).

It made me SO MAD because he's posing with two of the coffee shop girls and none of them are wearing masks - there's a sign in the door that requires masks. It just seemed like such a damn slap in the face. Please, Don Jr., feel free to spread your germs around our tiny town after your old man was diagnosed with Covid.

He's got the scruffy look and wearing a parka like he wants to fit in.

In an alternate universe, Chinless, Gums, and the Neck realized early on the toxic family situation they were in and got out. Don Jr is a beloved librarian in Montana who also has a herd of elk. He donates elk meat to the local food shelf every fall and he and his wife, a liberal mayor, host a barn dance every September. The Neck pursued a PhD in French literature and lives in a gritty but luxe apartment with her husband the Count and she writes acerbic critiques of literature. She doesn’t have children because she didn’t think she could break the habits of her childhood, but she did keep her original face and she’s really grown into it. Gums really loves his group home, and he has a job bagging groceries and carrying them to customers’ cars. He loves the tips they give him and he’s really happy visiting his brother and sister every few months.

How I wish this actually happened. As awful as the Trump children are, I think we're all painfully aware they are also terribly broken people who have suffered a lifetime of abuse by a demonic father who they desperately want to please. Imagine how much better this world would be if they had been able to break free, rather than enable the Nazi-In-Chief.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I came across an Instagram picture of Don Jr. when he visited our small northern town right before the election but I have no idea how to post it (I retired here).

It made me SO MAD because he's posing with two of the coffee shop girls and none of them are wearing masks - there's a sign in the door that requires masks. It just seemed like such a damn slap in the face. Please, Don Jr., feel free to spread your germs around our tiny town after your old man was diagnosed with Covid.

He's got the scruffy look and wearing a parka like he wants to fit in.

In an alternate universe, Chinless, Gums, and the Neck realized early on the toxic family situation they were in and got out. Don Jr is a beloved librarian in Montana who also has a herd of elk. He donates elk meat to the local food shelf every fall and he and his wife, a liberal mayor, host a barn dance every September. The Neck pursued a PhD in French literature and lives in a gritty but luxe apartment with her husband the Count and she writes acerbic critiques of literature. She doesn’t have children because she didn’t think she could break the habits of her childhood, but she did keep her original face and she’s really grown into it. Gums really loves his group home, and he has a job bagging groceries and carrying them to customers’ cars. He loves the tips they give him and he’s really happy visiting his brother and sister every few months.

The Neck wears all black, mostly comfy turtleneck sweaters, and the HATS! She loves hats. And doesn't care what you think about them

She does like a nice shoe, though

The Neck's sweaters are usually covered in cat hair. When she escaped the family and started her studies, she had cats for company. To her delight, the Count is also a cat-lover. Their latest is a bonded pair named Jack and Caroline after her fave fam. (what? I want them to be normal, including loving animals)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I came across an Instagram picture of Don Jr. when he visited our small northern town right before the election but I have no idea how to post it (I retired here).

It made me SO MAD because he's posing with two of the coffee shop girls and none of them are wearing masks - there's a sign in the door that requires masks. It just seemed like such a damn slap in the face. Please, Don Jr., feel free to spread your germs around our tiny town after your old man was diagnosed with Covid.

He's got the scruffy look and wearing a parka like he wants to fit in.

In an alternate universe, Chinless, Gums, and the Neck realized early on the toxic family situation they were in and got out. Don Jr is a beloved librarian in Montana who also has a herd of elk. He donates elk meat to the local food shelf every fall and he and his wife, a liberal mayor, host a barn dance every September. The Neck pursued a PhD in French literature and lives in a gritty but luxe apartment with her husband the Count and she writes acerbic critiques of literature. She doesn’t have children because she didn’t think she could break the habits of her childhood, but she did keep her original face and she’s really grown into it. Gums really loves his group home, and he has a job bagging groceries and carrying them to customers’ cars. He loves the tips they give him and he’s really happy visiting his brother and sister every few months.

The Neck wears all black, mostly comfy turtleneck sweaters, and the HATS! She loves hats. And doesn't care what you think about them


She does like a nice shoe, though

The Neck's sweaters are usually covered in cat hair. When she escaped the family and started her studies, she had cats for company. To her delight, the Count is also a cat-lover. Their latest is a bonded pair named Jack and Caroline after her fave fam. (what? I want them to be normal, including loving animals)

It's slightly disconcerting that the Neck's life mirrors my own to an alarming degree. I guess she voted for Warren too?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Holy shit, this is one photoshopped photo!! Her waist is NOT that small.

That's what I was thinking too. She looks heavier in other recent pics.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friends,

This is the OP. Of the original thread. I know, you don’t have to thank me. I knew when I started that thread sooooo long ago that we would have a lot of material, but I very could not have known that even in some of our country’s darkest days this thread would bring the silly, bitter relief that it has. Our long sartorial nightmare may well be over soon, but even if it isn’t, we will still have each other. Y’all are some bad bitches and we will brighten each other’s days no matter what happens, I can promise you that.

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OMG people - I have seen and passed over this thread dozens of times in recent months after perusing it early on...tonight I read pages..y'all are amazing. Giving me strength.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Smug waist-training Edwardian Boy-Man right behind her.

Is he carrying her bible purse?

He might be smirking but his clenched fists tell a different story.

I am legit scared of gecko-boy. I go between thinking he is an actual alien or a serial killer, like seriously.

He looks like a six-year-old boy.

A six-year-old boy...who just killed his neighbor's cat?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Smug waist-training Edwardian Boy-Man right behind her.

Is he carrying her bible purse?

He might be smirking but his clenched fists tell a different story.

I am legit scared of gecko-boy. I go between thinking he is an actual alien or a serial killer, like seriously.

He looks like a six-year-old boy.

A six-year-old boy...who just killed his neighbor's cat?

Maybe The Neck's cat. Then he used the threat of more violence to blackmail her into marrying him, and using her connections to her mob family to enrich himself. At first she resisted. Over time, she found she couldn't even remember the cat's name anymore.