The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Nurse Wretched

She always aims at fashion forward, she always hits WEIRD. Just plain old WEIRD.

And also too tight as usual.

she looks like a hoe but I'd kill for her body, even if it's fake.

I think it's the wrong season, but I really like the dress and yes it's tight but not obviously tight in specific places. If it were April I would applaud it. Love the shawl/collar thing.

Would you? Based on this thread alone it seems difficult for her to find clothes that fit nicely. I don’t have a killer body but it’s extremely easy for me to find clothes that are flattering. Plus those boobs she bought make everything harder to fit. Maybe pre-surgery I would have liked to have her figure.

[Anonymous]

I like the blue dress and the fit isn’t bad. I’m shivering just looking at her though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Does Ivanka text the daily mail photographer before stepping out? She has the exact same picture next to the gate, perfectly shot, mid walking every time she comes out. A posed candid shot.

There is a photographer on the ready across the street from their house. I’ve been there to see it for myself. Tracy Pl DC. The house is so out in the open.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friend was a maid of honor at Ivanka’s wedding.

Was the piece revenge for making her wear that gawdawful MoH dress?

I think that picture was from a New Year's Eve party at Mar-a-Lago in the early 2000s. Definitely not from the wedding.

Ivanka really resembles Tiffany here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Nurse Wretched

She always aims at fashion forward, she always hits WEIRD. Just plain old WEIRD.

And also too tight as usual.

she looks like a hoe but I'd kill for her body, even if it's fake.

I think it's the wrong season, but I really like the dress and yes it's tight but not obviously tight in specific places. If it were April I would applaud it. Love the shawl/collar thing.

Would you? Based on this thread alone it seems difficult for her to find clothes that fit nicely. I don’t have a killer body but it’s extremely easy for me to find clothes that are flattering. Plus those boobs she bought make everything harder to fit. Maybe pre-surgery I would have liked to have her figure.

What are those marks on her legs? Bruises from laser hair removal?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Smug waist-training Edwardian Boy-Man right behind her.

Is he carrying her bible purse?

He might be smirking but his clenched fists tell a different story.

I am legit scared of gecko-boy. I go between thinking he is an actual alien or a serial killer, like seriously.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Nurse Wretched

She always aims at fashion forward, she always hits WEIRD. Just plain old WEIRD.

And also too tight as usual.

she looks like a hoe but I'd kill for her body, even if it's fake.

But what’s the deal with her leg? Some sort of skin condition?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Nurse Wretched

She always aims at fashion forward, she always hits WEIRD. Just plain old WEIRD.

And also too tight as usual.

she looks like a hoe but I'd kill for her body, even if it's fake.

But what’s the deal with her leg? Some sort of skin condition?

Her polyjuice potion is wearing off?

She and her alien husband did a poor job of fastening up her human suit this morning?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Smug waist-training Edwardian Boy-Man right behind her.

Why is he smiling? For the camera? He looks like a heron.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Holy shit, this is one photoshopped photo!! Her waist is NOT that small.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Nurse Wretched

She always aims at fashion forward, she always hits WEIRD. Just plain old WEIRD.

And also too tight as usual.

she looks like a hoe but I'd kill for her body, even if it's fake.

But what’s the deal with her leg? Some sort of skin condition?

Her polyjuice potion is wearing off?

She and her alien husband did a poor job of fastening up her human suit this morning?

Just wondering if she went as far as attempting the put the coat on before realizing the dress made it impossible. Definitely no reason to carry it around all day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Nurse Wretched

She always aims at fashion forward, she always hits WEIRD. Just plain old WEIRD.

And also too tight as usual.

How do you raise your arms in a dress like this? I don't like the look, but it seems especially impractical.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Nurse Wretched

She always aims at fashion forward, she always hits WEIRD. Just plain old WEIRD.

And also too tight as usual.

How do you raise your arms in a dress like this? I don't like the look, but it seems especially impractical.

You don't. You would be bending from the elbow, maybe lifting arms 45 degrees max. But many women's fitted dresses constrict arm movement, wouldn't due for warehouse work or anything remotely active. This is a princess dress, and she should have bought herself a cape to go with.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s trolling us. It’s 43 degrees in DC today, and she wears this? When she wears boots and turtlenecks in August? I give up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8962751/Ivanka-Trump-steps-chic-blue-dress-best-friend-slammed-bratty-high-school-behavior.html

Nurse Wretched

She always aims at fashion forward, she always hits WEIRD. Just plain old WEIRD.

And also too tight as usual.

How do you raise your arms in a dress like this? I don't like the look, but it seems especially impractical.

You don't. You would be bending from the elbow, maybe lifting arms 45 degrees max. But many women's fitted dresses constrict arm movement, wouldn't due for warehouse work or anything remotely active. This is a princess dress, and she should have bought herself a cape to go with.

The dress is a bit strange but I think that's the most flattering neckline I've seen her wear. I wouldn't wear something that deep to work (assume that's where she's going...) but I'm guessing she has perfected keeping it all tucked in place at this point. Usually I look at her neckline and its obvious she isn't naturally well endowed. By her age people with a similar sized chest have figured out that a turtleneck is not your friend.

[Anonymous]

I came across an Instagram picture of Don Jr. when he visited our small northern town right before the election but I have no idea how to post it (I retired here).

It made me SO MAD because he's posing with two of the coffee shop girls and none of them are wearing masks - there's a sign in the door that requires masks. It just seemed like such a damn slap in the face. Please, Don Jr., feel free to spread your germs around our tiny town after your old man was diagnosed with Covid.

He's got the scruffy look and wearing a parka like he wants to fit in.