Quarantine Confessions (share yours here)

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Anonymous wrote:My confession: I have a pretty sizable stash of chocolate that I am hiding from my family members.

Love this!

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Anonymous wrote:I haven't done laundry since before March 12.

Do you have a washer/dryer in your home, is that the reason? I have to go to the community laundry and had 3 weeks worth of laundry (7 loads) when I finally went.

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^^do you NOT have a washer dryer in your home

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Anonymous wrote:I realized I spent too much money on going out or ordering in, i feel AWFUL for the bartenders and restaurant workers but I'm curious if this will cause a shift in quality and pricing, at least in the DC area. I haven't ordered in or picked up takeout in over a month, I want to support the local restaurants, but I'm not paying $70 for subpar food between the food and the delivery. There's this constant guilt-tripping about taking care of our local businesses, but no one takes care of us when we're well or in a bad shape.

Capitalism is ugly, and all of those using these dire times to make money are just crappy people. (outside of stocks, I'm talking buying all the Nintendos or all the chest freezers to resell at a profit).

I haven't missed many people and they likely haven't missed me, this makes me think it's time to find a better community.

People complaining are incredibly annoying. You have food, water, electricity, it's good weather so you're not dying of heat or cold, you have internet and can keep in touch with everyone at ANY time, and yet people are SO bored, they need connection. FT someone. You have ANY idea how lucky you are?

If you think capitalism is ugly, why don’t you move to Venezuela?

Why is it that people only suggest moving to Venezuela? Tell PP to move to Sweden or Denmark! That'll show'em!

Enjoy your taxes.

If either country actually wanted me and my aging parents were willing to pack up and follow us, I would move in a hot second. I'll gladly pay all the taxes. Their people are happier and their healthcare system and overall quality of life is better. I would much rather raise my kids in a society that is focused on the "we" instead of the "me". It's not so easy to move there though.

Guess they have too many “we’s” who don’t want “thee’s”.

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Anonymous wrote:I shat in the shower to save paper and just cause I could.

popped off the drain cover, and plopped it right down the drain hole, no marks.

Cleaned balloon knot with bodywash.

Even came up with a song, like the one by Eric Clapton. "I shat the shower......but I didn't s&it the kitchen sink, oh no"

You write and behave like a sociopath raised on Mountain Dew by the members of a radio morning zoo. You are absolutely disgusting and I feel genuine pity for any human or living animal that has to deal with you in any capacity.

Wow, buzzkill!

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Annoyed that we split a Costco-sized box of fudge brownie mix packets with nearby relatives. I wanted all of it!!

Also, I eat brownies with my morning coffee at least weekly.

[Anonymous]

Started baby led weaning a month ago to great success.

Now? Our 8 month old baby refuses to eat fruits/veggies. He LOVES carbs.

I let him eat an entire Eggo waffle yesterday and he crushed it within 5 minutes. Kinda proud/kinda feel like we are failing him.

C’est la vie.

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We watched Sharknado.

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Anonymous wrote:I shat in the shower to save paper and just cause I could.

popped off the drain cover, and plopped it right down the drain hole, no marks.

Cleaned balloon knot with bodywash.

Even came up with a song, like the one by Eric Clapton. "I shat the shower......but I didn't s&it the kitchen sink, oh no"

You write and behave like a sociopath raised on Mountain Dew by the members of a radio morning zoo. You are absolutely disgusting and I feel genuine pity for any human or living animal that has to deal with you in any capacity.

I think your extremely response is much weirder.

You could have criticized him for calling it an Eric Clapton song. That was a cover of Bob Marley’s song.

Redundant, he’s already declared his white trash essence. He doesn’t get that Clapton stole/covered more than he created.

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Found out that my ex may have possibly "self pleased" in front of our daughter during a few of his weekends over 4 years ago. My daughter (now a teenager) keeps making excuses for it, and wont give me a straight answer...wondering what to do about it, if anything.

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Anonymous wrote:Found out that my ex may have possibly "self pleased" in front of our daughter during a few of his weekends over 4 years ago. My daughter (now a teenager) keeps making excuses for it, and wont give me a straight answer...wondering what to do about it, if anything.

I don't think you should blow it off. Is he volatile? If not, I would question him about it.

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The screen time my kids are getting would make the most egregious of the 1970s benign-neglect moms disgusted.

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Anonymous wrote:Started baby led weaning a month ago to great success.

Now? Our 8 month old baby refuses to eat fruits/veggies. He LOVES carbs.

I let him eat an entire Eggo waffle yesterday and he crushed it within 5 minutes. Kinda proud/kinda feel like we are failing him.

C’est la vie.

Three kids later, I'm happy that they fortify that stuff

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I'm not taking this pandemic seriously. I just recently got a mask, it is flimsy, I leave it hanging in my car and only wear it on a store it it looks like everyone else is wearing it. I take no extra precautions. I'm in my way to 3 stores today and will backfill random stuff throughout the week. My home is very private ( long driveway with trees) and we've had multiple social gatherings. Lots of people think this is bullshit for healthy people, just not the chorus of wingnuts on this website and the spineless beaurecrat who run this country.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm not taking this pandemic seriously. I just recently got a mask, it is flimsy, I leave it hanging in my car and only wear it on a store it it looks like everyone else is wearing it. I take no extra precautions. I'm in my way to 3 stores today and will backfill random stuff throughout the week. My home is very private ( long driveway with trees) and we've had multiple social gatherings. Lots of people think this is bullshit for healthy people, just not the chorus of wingnuts on this website and the spineless beaurecrat who run this country.

Wow. Just wow. That not only that you violate common sense orders, but if you’re holding parties, that you have surrounded yourself with like-minded people. I suppose that makes sense though, I am following the rules and everybody I know follows the rules. So I too am surrounding myself with like-minded people.