Where’s Melania?

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Anonymous wrote:Why would Melania have to keep her medical info under wraps? It's not like she has to worry about employment discrimination, and if the public loves her so much, she'd receive an outpouring of sympathy. So what does she have to hide?

Let me guess: you're one of the oversharers on FB, right? The person who posts about anything and everything that's ailing you? Because you think everyone's interested? Yeah - they're not. Melania Trump is a very private person, something I admire about her. I hope she keeps her personal business private, not only because she's entitled to, but because it bothers you so very much.

You are not a very good guesser, and have proven that your instincts aren't trustworthy. So listen to me when I tell you that the public is entitled to know the whereabouts of Melania and how she's spendjng our tax money, and if you feel the urge to disagree, just remember how bad your intuition is, and supress it.

We'll just have to agree to disagree, apparently. But speaking of intuition - you insisting that something nefarious is at play here should be a big red flag that it's *your* intuition which is faulty. Not to mention, extremely odd.

Also, I didn't realize that quietly recuperating from surgery, or simply resting at home was somehow "spending our tax money." Who knew?!

Where do you think the money comes from that paid for the surgery, Einstein?

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Anonymous wrote:Why would Melania have to keep her medical info under wraps? It's not like she has to worry about employment discrimination, and if the public loves her so much, she'd receive an outpouring of sympathy. So what does she have to hide?

Let me guess: you're one of the oversharers on FB, right? The person who posts about anything and everything that's ailing you? Because you think everyone's interested? Yeah - they're not. Melania Trump is a very private person, something I admire about her. I hope she keeps her personal business private, not only because she's entitled to, but because it bothers you so very much.

Private people don't have semi-nude photos of themselves taken and splashed all over the internet for money.

You do realize those photos were taken decades ago, right? And that perhaps she's changed? And maybe she's extremely private now because she learned the hard way what people will think of you when you have semi-nude photos taken? Even people who claim to be "sex positive" and "champions of women"?

"Perhaps" she's changed? Wow, look who's speculating now!

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Anonymous wrote:Why would Melania have to keep her medical info under wraps? It's not like she has to worry about employment discrimination, and if the public loves her so much, she'd receive an outpouring of sympathy. So what does she have to hide?

Let me guess: you're one of the oversharers on FB, right? The person who posts about anything and everything that's ailing you? Because you think everyone's interested? Yeah - they're not. Melania Trump is a very private person, something I admire about her. I hope she keeps her personal business private, not only because she's entitled to, but because it bothers you so very much.

You are not a very good guesser, and have proven that your instincts aren't trustworthy. So listen to me when I tell you that the public is entitled to know the whereabouts of Melania and how she's spendjng our tax money, and if you feel the urge to disagree, just remember how bad your intuition is, and supress it.

We'll just have to agree to disagree, apparently. But speaking of intuition - you insisting that something nefarious is at play here should be a big red flag that it's *your* intuition which is faulty. Not to mention, extremely odd.

Also, I didn't realize that quietly recuperating from surgery, or simply resting at home was somehow "spending our tax money." Who knew?!

I thought she was "working hard", not "quietly recuperating." You need to check with your dear leader to get the message du jour straight.

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Anonymous wrote:Why would Melania have to keep her medical info under wraps? It's not like she has to worry about employment discrimination, and if the public loves her so much, she'd receive an outpouring of sympathy. So what does she have to hide?

Let me guess: you're one of the oversharers on FB, right? The person who posts about anything and everything that's ailing you? Because you think everyone's interested? Yeah - they're not. Melania Trump is a very private person, something I admire about her. I hope she keeps her personal business private, not only because she's entitled to, but because it bothers you so very much.

You are not a very good guesser, and have proven that your instincts aren't trustworthy. So listen to me when I tell you that the public is entitled to know the whereabouts of Melania and how she's spendjng our tax money, and if you feel the urge to disagree, just remember how bad your intuition is, and supress it.

We'll just have to agree to disagree, apparently. But speaking of intuition - you insisting that something nefarious is at play here should be a big red flag that it's *your* intuition which is faulty. Not to mention, extremely odd.

Also, I didn't realize that quietly recuperating from surgery, or simply resting at home was somehow "spending our tax money." Who knew?!

I thought she was "working hard", not "quietly recuperating." You need to check with your dear leader to get the message du jour straight.

Sometimes it does feel like we're talking to Billy the White House intern who has been tasked with damage control, and who was not the brightest bulb at Pepperidine.

I don't think her nude photos have jack-all to do with Jack, also.

But again, you are deliberately avoiding discussing how terrible.Trump is at handling this. Probably because you have no defense for that.

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Anonymous wrote:My theory is merely that the President doesn't care enough about his wife to handle this. His staff doesn't care enough, or aren't allowed. That in and of itself is significant. And undeniable.

Yes, your theory is certainly "undeniable"! Since you said so, and everything.

NP. That literally is the Occam’s Razor definition of what is happening here. That you try to laugh about it is just painful. An admin that wasn’t a sack of gag gifts from Spencer’s could have picked one good lie and gone with it. “Mrs. Trump is having kidney surgery and will be out of commission for a while.” A day later say she had some complications but is resting comfortably and she will take a lite longer to recuparate than expected. Everyone would have thought the crap hit the fan during surgery and no one would have cared.

This? They’re just incompetent and Donald clearly doesn’t care about her.

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Anonymous wrote:I would not want the world to know my personal health issues.

Start with not having people lie on your behalf.

DP. If I had health issues or was having surgery that I wanted to keep private, I would most definitely have "people lie on my behalf." For instance, my husband. I'd have him give a plausible story as to why I was out of commission because I wouldn't want anyone prying. Health issues, for normal people, are private issues. You are not entitled to know, even though you clearly feel you are.

Exactly.

But we already know she had surgery. That was announced. They could simply say that she is still recovering. I would think nothing of that. Most people wouldn’t. But that’s not what they are saying. Her fake tweet says she’s “working hard” in the WH and Trump claims she’s up and about peering through windows at him (apparently wearing her invisibility cloak). Her location was changed to NY in the middle of all this. So, it’s not so much the fact that she hasn’t been seen. It’s more about the admins suspicious behavior.

So if you are ever sick and want dh to cover for you, try not to set him up to look guilty. Or maybe you could just be honest and have him tell people you aren’t feeling well.

Most adults know when someone is recovering from surgery, they lay low.

It’s not a mystery.

Have you had kidney surgery? Any surgery? Any complications? Please share.

Nobody is saying she should share the details of her surgery. Just saying that they could have simply said that she is still recovering. Nobody would have questioned that.

B.S. You guys are *already* questioning how much recovery time she's allowed, based on the surgery she had. If they said "she's still recovering," none of you would accept that. You've already proven that's simply not acceptable to you.

I would have thought she had post-op complications or simply a slower than normal recovery. It’s the inconsistency in their cover up that has people talking.

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And it's obvious Barron sees Dad's disdain. I always see him in photos aligned with his mother. I hope he is able to see her while she is "working" at whichever location she is at this time. Trump must be binge-watching Fox News during this rainstorm since he certainly can't golf at Camp David now.

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And if she is just taking longer to recover, and/or having a hard time, how could they all go off to Camp Davis and leave her? And if she’s not still recovering, doing great and working hard, why didn’t she go too? There’s no way to slice this and come to the conclusion that all is well in Trumplandia.

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Anonymous wrote:And if she is just taking longer to recover, and/or having a hard time, how could they all go off to Camp Davis and leave her? And if she’s not still recovering, doing great and working hard, why didn’t she go too? There’s no way to slice this and come to the conclusion that all is well in Trumplandia.

My guess is that she will lay low until Baron's school year is over and then they will decamp somewhere in Trumpland for the summer. In the fall Barron, will go back to his NYC school because it is a "better fit". Melania will move as Barron is her primary responsibility.

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Melania is a Secret Muslim who wants to impose Sharia law and confiscate our guns. She’s been training in Afghanistan with the Muslim Brotherhood.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania is a Secret Muslim who wants to impose Sharia law and confiscate our guns. She’s been training in Afghanistan with the Muslim Brotherhood.

Everybody’s saying it...

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Anonymous wrote:Melania is a Secret Muslim who wants to impose Sharia law and confiscate our guns. She’s been training in Afghanistan with the Muslim Brotherhood.

Everybody’s saying it...

I know a guy...

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Anonymous wrote:Melania is a Secret Muslim who wants to impose Sharia law and confiscate our guns. She’s been training in Afghanistan with the Muslim Brotherhood.

It must be true because I've seen her long form birth certificate and it is written in Arabic not Slovenian.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania is a Secret Muslim who wants to impose Sharia law and confiscate our guns. She’s been training in Afghanistan with the Muslim Brotherhood.

Everybody’s saying it...

I know a guy...

It’s Jim from Paris, right?

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Once the bruises are no longer visible, she will be trotted out and no one will remember.