Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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Anonymous wrote:Winthrop
Catherine
Hawthorne

This cannot be real.

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Anonymous wrote:Maeko

Bastard love child of Chiang-hai shek in exile and the wife of the Japanese attaché.

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Anonymous wrote:Liat and Sarai

Jewish. Spent your junior year of college in Israel and secretly look down on people who give their kids more obvious biblical names like Rebecca and Joshua. Belong to a Conservative synagogue, but rarely attend. Live in NWDC of Montgomery County. Drive a Subaru. Have wifi at home.

LOL! Almost spent Freshman year in Israel, but didn't and just did some of the organized young people tours instead And maybe the last time I went car shopping I test drove a Suburu...

Thanks for writing back. You were my first profile and the moderate accuracy is making me want to try another one..

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Anonymous wrote:Winthrop
Catherine
Hawthorne

This cannot be real.

Your name is Hyacinth Bucket.

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Anonymous wrote:Sailor Grace
Connor

You are 43 and know that Christie Brinkley has a daughter named Sailor. You named your Sailor long after hers, but claim you came up with it independent of Ms. Brinkley.

Sailor is named because you love the ocean and because you spent the summers of your teenage years chasing after the cute lifeguards at the Jersey Shore. You used to tan, have a spiral perm and wear tiny bikinis. You entered a wet tee shirt contest on Spring Break in Miami in '89! Sailor goes by Sailor Grace, so everyone knows she's a girl. You were thinking that Sailor would be the perfect, gender-less name to put on a resume and possibly cause her to be hired by someone who would have otherwise been sexist. sailor Grace is called by both names, you insist upon it.

Sailor paired with the uberfeminine middle name, is a delightful and clever choice. Too bad every little girl has the middle name Grace or Rose, most especially if she has a boyish or non gender-specific name like Logan or Keaton.

Connor, well that was a name that was trendy circa 1998 and you stored it away until 2002, when he was born. Connor's middle name is James. Connor has a buzz cut and wears basketball clothes to school. His room is a wreck. He skateboards.

Thanks! lol, didn't know about Christie Brinkley, but I am 42. Connor doesn't skateboard, and he's into soccer, not basketball, but, his middle name IS James!

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Anonymous wrote:Max
Jack
Leo

You have the cutest Christmas card on the fridge. You frequently call your sons Mack and Jax.

No. I'll bet she doesn't send Christmas cards, but rather, holiday/seasonal cards. They're (culturally) Jewish and pretty much non-religious types (but consider themselves spiritual) and many friends are WASPS, so non specific cards are sent. The boys are incredibly cute and handsome, but holy terrors, but adorable! Did I mention the three boys are GAP model handsome with devilish smiles?

PP do we know you?? This is spot on!

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Anonymous wrote:Melanie
Terence

You're African-American. Melanie is a Daddy's little girl and Terence gets jealous that his sister gets attention for just being cute while he can only get attention for being good at sports, so he acts out and gets in trouble for hurting Melanie. Dad doesn't know how to interact with Melanie except for commenting on her looks. Both parents thought about how the names would be perceived on resumes, but REALLY loved the name Terence and thought the name Melanie was so, SO pretty. The family attends family reunions every summer where everybody wears the same t-shirt, and meets up at a public park.

Haha. Nice try and good stereo typing effort

I am white, spouse is from Burma ( what? Never heard of it? Not surprised - look it up, yes google earth is your friend)

Haha. It's been Myanmar for over decade. Way to educate yourself and your kids on their heritage.

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Anonymous wrote:Sailor Grace
Connor

Your mother gave you her last $200 and it was all you needed to get out of Bayonne and never look back. You wiped off the grease paint, took voice lessons to loose your accent and married a nice, lace curtain irish boy from Montclair.

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Anonymous wrote:Rhyann
Kayla
Damon
Lauryn

Go!

You grew up in Wisconsin. Your name is Tracy. You were second-tier popular in high school but desperately wanted to be first-tier. You once got in trouble for sneaking out to see a Def Leppard concert in Milwaukee. Your dad was furious and almost made you quit your part time job at Pizza Hut but your mom knew it was really just the bad influence of your fast friend Courtney. You married your first boyfriend and your bridesmaids wore teal. Your first house was a very modest ranch but you secretly always thought stairs in a house really signified you made it. Lauryn is 10 years younger than Rhyann and was conceived after a concert you went to with your DH for your anniversary. When you found out you cried because you'd just gotten your body back from Damon. Kayla is secretly your least favorite.

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Anonymous wrote:Winthrop
Catherine
Hawthorne

This cannot be real.

Your name is Hyacinth Bucket.

Love it!

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Anonymous wrote:Rhyann
Kayla
Damon
Lauryn

Go!

You grew up in Wisconsin. Your name is Tracy. You were second-tier popular in high school but desperately wanted to be first-tier. You once got in trouble for sneaking out to see a Def Leppard concert in Milwaukee. Your dad was furious and almost made you quit your part time job at Pizza Hut but your mom knew it was really just the bad influence of your fast friend Courtney. You married your first boyfriend and your bridesmaids wore teal. Your first house was a very modest ranch but you secretly always thought stairs in a house really signified you made it. Lauryn is 10 years younger than Rhyann and was conceived after a concert you went to with your DH for your anniversary. When you found out you cried because you'd just gotten your body back from Damon. Kayla is secretly your least favorite.

LMFAO.

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Ryder and Jackson.

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OP seriously needs a book deal with a motion picture option and points on the back end. Call Ari, stat!

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Where is Alexander and Christopher's mom? I want to know if I was close....or maybe I was too close and hit a nerve....

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Anonymous wrote:Ryder and Jackson.

You take pride in calling yourself a "boy mom" and like that you have a built in excuse for wearing Tevas/Chacos because "you have to run around after the boys" though in truth, you minimally supervise them and they tend to be hellions. (But like you always say, you never actually SAW Ryder poke that kid's eye out with a stick!) You were relieved to find out you weren't having girls because you have never been very good with makeup. Jackson will smoke pot as a teenager and you will believe him when you find the Baggie and he says it is a collected specimen for a science fair project. (You will find the Baggie in July.)