Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

[Anonymous]

Ann
Kathleen
Claire

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ann
Kathleen
Claire

You wanted to name them Alexandria, Alexia and Addalynne but your wealthy mother threatened to cut you out of the will if you did not use family names. You smile now sometimes as you apply your lipstick in the mirror because she's been sickly lately. When she's gone, you will have a 4th child and name her whatever you goddamn please (you say to yourself as you sip your third martini of the evening.)

[Anonymous]

Ari
Mary
Muhammad

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ari
Mary
Muhammad

Catholic/Muslim family?

[Anonymous]

DD: Madeleine (NOT Madeline).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DD: Madeleine (NOT Madeline).

You browbeat your husband into choosing this name when you were pregnant. He is forbidden from calling her Maddie and secretly, never really can remember if it is spelled Madeleine or Madeline. They sound exactly the same to him no matter how many times you try to sound them out so he can tell the difference. Actually, he quit listening when you do that over 5 years ago.

[Anonymous]

DD: Casey

DS: Andrew but goes by Drew

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ari
Mary
Muhammad

Catholic/Muslim family?

This is for OP to figure out!

[Anonymous]

Michael
Katherine
Peter
Caroline

[Anonymous]

Sydney
Gordon

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DD: Madeleine (NOT Madeline).

You browbeat your husband into choosing this name when you were pregnant. He is forbidden from calling her Maddie and secretly, never really can remember if it is spelled Madeleine or Madeline. They sound exactly the same to him no matter how many times you try to sound them out so he can tell the difference. Actually, he quit listening when you do that over 5 years ago.

Seriously laughed out loud at this one!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DD: Madeleine (NOT Madeline).

You browbeat your husband into choosing this name when you were pregnant. He is forbidden from calling her Maddie and secretly, never really can remember if it is spelled Madeleine or Madeline. They sound exactly the same to him no matter how many times you try to sound them out so he can tell the difference. Actually, he quit listening when you do that over 5 years ago.

This is just hilarious!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Rhyann
Kayla
Damon
Lauryn

Go!

Cheesy exurbanites. You park your obnoxious SUV in handicapped spots. You only come in to the city once a year under duress when your relatives visit from Ohio. And then you only walk up and down on the Mall with your big white sneakers and cargo capris.

Totally agree

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DD: Madeleine (NOT Madeline).

You browbeat your husband into choosing this name when you were pregnant. He is forbidden from calling her Maddie and secretly, never really can remember if it is spelled Madeleine or Madeline. They sound exactly the same to him no matter how many times you try to sound them out so he can tell the difference. Actually, he quit listening when you do that over 5 years ago.

This is just hilarious!

+1 nailed it

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DD: Casey

DS: Andrew but goes by Drew

Your husband and your kids are the human versions of Golden Retrievers. You wish you were as well but you know deep down you're the Dachsund. Casey has long legs and your jealousy over them stings so bad sometimes. Drew us the class clown, but the fun kind, not the a-hole kind. Your husband is just genuinely well liked despite still wearing fraternity tshirts from college and drinking Bud Light. He claims to be "known" for his burgers.