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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Sailor Grace
Connor[/quote]

You are 43 and know that Christie Brinkley has a daughter named Sailor.  You named your Sailor long after hers, but claim you came up with it independent of Ms. Brinkley.

Sailor is named because you love the ocean and because you spent the summers of your teenage years chasing after the cute lifeguards at the Jersey Shore.  You used to tan, have a spiral perm and wear tiny bikinis.  You entered a wet tee shirt contest on Spring Break in Miami in '89!  Sailor goes by Sailor Grace, so everyone knows she's a girl.  You were thinking that Sailor would be the perfect,  gender-less name to put on a resume and possibly cause her to be hired by someone who would have otherwise been sexist.  sailor Grace is called by both names, you insist upon it.

Sailor paired with the uberfeminine middle name, is a delightful and clever choice.  Too bad every little girl has the middle name Grace or Rose, most especially if she has a boyish or non gender-specific name like Logan or Keaton.

Connor, well that was a name that was trendy circa 1998 and you stored it away until 2002, when he was born.  Connor's middle name is James.  Connor has a buzz cut and wears basketball clothes to school.  His room is a wreck.  He skateboards.[/quote]

Thanks!  lol, didn't know about Christie Brinkley, but I am 42.  Connor doesn't skateboard, and he's into soccer, not basketball, but, his middle name IS James![/quote]

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