Can we analyze Ben Affleck?

[Anonymous]

Kids in my middle school display more maturity than JLo and Ben.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How long until he’s dating again? I bet he’s on the celebrity dating app thing in another month.

Wait - is this celebrity dating app a real thing? Like now Ben is looking at Kylie Kardashian's profile and deciding whether to swipe left or right???

Yes it’s called Raya and Ben was on it previously.

https://pagesix.com/2021/05/04/tiktok-user-claims-ben-affleck-sent-video-after-meeting-on-raya/

He's skeevy. He should roll back to Boston and lay low for a while.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:His one true love really is Garner.

He never loved her. Not clear he ever loved Lopez, either.

[Anonymous]

Ben's fugly back tattoo

[Anonymous]

The phoenix will be extended down the backs of his legs.

[Anonymous]

^ and why do I think he was hitting on a female tattoo artist at the time and let her put this monstrosity on him.

[Anonymous]

I love JG’s response when asked about this monstrosity in an interview:

You know what we would say in my hometown about that? 'Bless his heart," Garner jokes. "A phoenix rising from the ashes. Am I the ashes in this scenario?"

"I take umbrage. I refuse to be the ashes," the Miracles From Heaven actress playfully adds.

[Anonymous]

Oh it gets even messier. Rumors now that he’s been seeing Kick Kennedy since June.

https://pagesix.com/2024/08/24/celebrity-news/ben-affleck-has-been-hanging-out-with-rfk-jr-s-daughter-kick-kennedy/

[Anonymous]

He’s got a type for sure

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He’s got a type for sure

I don't see that. Lopez and Garner are both beautiful, but in different ways. This Kick person seems pretty homely.

But Gwyneth Paltrow and Blake Lively both have that tall, skinny, great body blonde but with a plain face thing going on.

[Anonymous]

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Ben's fugly back tattoo

I think if a man can go topless with boopies than women should be allowed to do so

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He’s got a type for sure

I don't see that. Lopez and Garner are both beautiful, but in different ways. This Kick person seems pretty homely.

But Gwyneth Paltrow and Blake Lively both have that tall, skinny, great body blonde but with a plain face thing going on.

How is this woman homely?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He’s got a type for sure

I don't see that. Lopez and Garner are both beautiful, but in different ways. This Kick person seems pretty homely.

But Gwyneth Paltrow and Blake Lively both have that tall, skinny, great body blonde but with a plain face thing going on.

How is this woman homely?

She isn’t. And she’s clearly capable of leaving the house without full glam squad treatment. But it just goes to show you it’s a man’s world. This troubled guy can snap his fingers and have any number of young women lining up. It will be so much more challenging for JLo to find a decent guy even in the ballpark of her age group who doesn’t also prefer younger.

[Anonymous]

I know she’s not *that* young but she looks like she could be his daughter.

[Anonymous]

He is such damaged goods. Why would anyone want to get involved with such a hot mess?