The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

...why is she dressed like the neighborhood pervert

It's a Burberry trench. Love it.

I love a classic Burberry trench but she has several waist/mid-thigh length trenches she could've worn that would've looked better with the skinny black pants and black riding boots she is wearing underneath. She's definitely tall enough to pull it off but it just looks ridiculous.

No one is tall enough to pull this off. It’s a holocaust cloak.

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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy857ddpjp4o

"Melania's hat is not by chance," said Marian Kwei, a celebrity stylist and Vogue contributor

"The hat with the wide brim that hides her face is pointing to a stance where she wants all eyes on her husband and his agenda while here," she added.

Ah yes, that’s what I always wear when I want to direct attention to others. A giant hat.

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"Melania's hat is not by chance," said Marian Kwei, a celebrity stylist and Vogue contributor

"The hat with the wide brim that hides her face is pointing to a stance where she wants all eyes on her husband and his agenda while here," she added.

Someone should explain to Melania (and, apparently, this "celebrity stylist") that when people attempt to hide things in a very obvious way, such as wearing a hat that covers three-quarters of their face to an extremely public event where they will be photographed and where people will want to look at them, actually has the effect of drawing attention to you.

If she wanted to keep attention off her, she would have worn something normal that would blend in, like worn the Dior suit with either no hat or (to follow British protocol) a small basic black fascinator.

You do not evade scrutiny with a big purple hat that hides most of your face.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

...why is she dressed like the neighborhood pervert

It's a Burberry trench. Love it.

Too long. Looks bad.

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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy857ddpjp4o

"Melania's hat is not by chance," said Marian Kwei, a celebrity stylist and Vogue contributor

"The hat with the wide brim that hides her face is pointing to a stance where she wants all eyes on her husband and his agenda while here," she added.

I maintain my analysis that to Melania clothes are armour: the crazy hats, the coats, the military style jackets, are all meant to create distance and send a message: don’t touch me.

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All eyes were already going to be on Trump to see what shade on concealer he is using on his hands and whether or not his ankles will fit in his shoes. No way to distract from that - other than by wearing an enormous purple hat!

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Anonymous wrote:The Hamburglar hat is back! But in plum.

The BRF meet and greet seems very coordinated on the fashion front. Melania's hat matches Kate's dress. Trump and William are wearing extremely similar ties.



With Charles and Camilla, there's a blue theme going on. Melania's suit reads as very dark blue in this photo, Trump's is clearly navy, and then Chuck and Cam in lighter shades:



The hat though, OMG the hat. I think Melania just really loves this look, loves being able to shield half her face from cameras at an official event, and also probably likes trolling people. If her husband wasn't the worst thing to happen to American politics, I would find her amusing.

The hat is NOT good. And for some reason she kept it on inside, even though all of the royal ladies took theirs off. It looks even more ridiculous indoors.

Just curious... Are women expected to take their hats off indoors in the UK? Is there any royal protocol about when they can keep them on or need to remove them?

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Anonymous wrote:They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

The shades really add to the creepiness.

The giant raincoat and sunglasses together remind me of the National Guardsmen in camouflage uniforms underneath high visibility vests.

From the NPS website:

https://www.nps.gov/parkhistory/online_books/workman4/vol4c20.htm

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy857ddpjp4o

"Melania's hat is not by chance," said Marian Kwei, a celebrity stylist and Vogue contributor

"The hat with the wide brim that hides her face is pointing to a stance where she wants all eyes on her husband and his agenda while here," she added.

I maintain my analysis that to Melania clothes are armour: the crazy hats, the coats, the military style jackets, are all meant to create distance and send a message: don’t touch me.

It reads extra large nipple to me, maybe to go with the boob she brought.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy857ddpjp4o

"Melania's hat is not by chance," said Marian Kwei, a celebrity stylist and Vogue contributor

"The hat with the wide brim that hides her face is pointing to a stance where she wants all eyes on her husband and his agenda while here," she added.

I maintain my analysis that to Melania clothes are armour: the crazy hats, the coats, the military style jackets, are all meant to create distance and send a message: don’t touch me.

It reads extra large nipple to me, maybe to go with the boob she brought.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy857ddpjp4o

"Melania's hat is not by chance," said Marian Kwei, a celebrity stylist and Vogue contributor

"The hat with the wide brim that hides her face is pointing to a stance where she wants all eyes on her husband and his agenda while here," she added.

I wonder where Camilla got that broach. The Queen apparently wore a broach that was a gift from the Obamas the last time Trump visited.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy857ddpjp4o

"Melania's hat is not by chance," said Marian Kwei, a celebrity stylist and Vogue contributor

"The hat with the wide brim that hides her face is pointing to a stance where she wants all eyes on her husband and his agenda while here," she added.

I maintain my analysis that to Melania clothes are armour: the crazy hats, the coats, the military style jackets, are all meant to create distance and send a message: don’t touch me.

This could be. I read a theory here or elsewhere that her "I don't really care" jacket was a message to Don the Con. Hard to say because it was also a fascist Italian message, and she would know that being from Slovenia.

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Kate looks lovely, at least!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

...why is she dressed like the neighborhood pervert

It's a Burberry trench. Love it.

I love a Burberry trench but why is this SO LONG? Is it like the black tie version? I've never seen one longer than calf-length, and it looks terrible. Mid calf would have been fine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The Hamburglar hat is back! But in plum.

The BRF meet and greet seems very coordinated on the fashion front. Melania's hat matches Kate's dress. Trump and William are wearing extremely similar ties.



With Charles and Camilla, there's a blue theme going on. Melania's suit reads as very dark blue in this photo, Trump's is clearly navy, and then Chuck and Cam in lighter shades:



The hat though, OMG the hat. I think Melania just really loves this look, loves being able to shield half her face from cameras at an official event, and also probably likes trolling people. If her husband wasn't the worst thing to happen to American politics, I would find her amusing.

The hat is NOT good. And for some reason she kept it on inside, even though all of the royal ladies took theirs off. It looks even more ridiculous indoors.

Just curious... Are women expected to take their hats off indoors in the UK? Is there any royal protocol about when they can keep them on or need to remove them?

That's a good question. The Queen did wear hats indoors but I believe they all always take theirs off for these events... Maybe it's the type of hat or type of event?