The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Honestly, this thread has been one of the few good things that I discovered during the pandemic. I started reading the original thread at the end of March and it got me through some dark days. I've also gotten some helpful style lessons for myself (I have a large chest). Thanks everyone!

Some of my favorites are when larger chested women (natural) comment on how someone with new "kidneys" should dress theirs. It's truly helpful for large chested women. I'm not one but I know that buttons aren't done unless mitigation moves are made.

Mine, too! I've lost 40 pounds this year but I'm still an E or F cup (UK sizing) at 128lbs. It's helpful to get tips on how to dress now that I'm thin but still with huge kidneys.

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Anonymous wrote:OMG this green dress.

Tiffany going for the Dynasty look.

Several of the males look like honest-to-god serial killers. Dead eyes all around.

They all have dead eyes. Hate Melania’s dress - middle age spread years + mega kidneys do not suit Madame Grès pleats - but I love the highlighter color, or would in a different context. It’s super clashy with everyone and everything around her, including the moldy orange.

Lara’s dress would be a beautiful dress for a naive 15 year old - her eyes are the deadest of all.

You are KILLING ME with the accuracy! Too true. I’m mystified as to why she chose this, even though I do envy anyone with the coloring for neon brights.

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Anonymous wrote:Honestly, this thread has been one of the few good things that I discovered during the pandemic. I started reading the original thread at the end of March and it got me through some dark days. I've also gotten some helpful style lessons for myself (I have a large chest). Thanks everyone!

Some of my favorites are when larger chested women (natural) comment on how someone with new "kidneys" should dress theirs. It's truly helpful for large chested women. I'm not one but I know that buttons aren't done unless mitigation moves are made.

Mine, too! I've lost 40 pounds this year but I'm still an E or F cup (UK sizing) at 128lbs. It's helpful to get tips on how to dress now that I'm thin but still with huge kidneys.

Congrats and funny!

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Anonymous wrote:I visit to the RNC office annex in Arlington at 1:37 PM today.

There's just so much...Jared in jeans, Kayleigh's bunching (and too big logo on the tote...tacky, IMO), and who is the woman in the off-the-shoulder cocktail dress?

Agree I want to know more about cocktail dress lady.

What’s going on with Kayleigh’s dress? Is that ruching gone wrong? A wrap scrunched up? It’s a very strange place for a gigantic wad of crumpled fabric.

Some sort of modesty ruffle?

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Anonymous wrote:I visit to the RNC office annex in Arlington at 1:37 PM today.

There's just so much...Jared in jeans, Kayleigh's bunching (and too big logo on the tote...tacky, IMO), and who is the woman in the off-the-shoulder cocktail dress?

Agree I want to know more about cocktail dress lady.

What’s going on with Kayleigh’s dress? Is that ruching gone wrong? A wrap scrunched up? It’s a very strange place for a gigantic wad of crumpled fabric.

Some sort of modesty ruffle?

She’s getting fashion tips from Amy Coney Barrett

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Anonymous wrote:OMG this green dress.

Tiffany going for the Dynasty look.

Several of the males look like honest-to-god serial killers. Dead eyes all around.

They all have dead eyes. Hate Melania’s dress - middle age spread years + mega kidneys do not suit Madame Grès pleats - but I love the highlighter color, or would in a different context. It’s super clashy with everyone and everything around her, including the moldy orange.

Lara’s dress would be a beautiful dress for a naive 15 year old - her eyes are the deadest of all.

You are KILLING ME with the accuracy! Too true. I’m mystified as to why she chose this, even though I do envy anyone with the coloring for neon brights.

I know we don't want to talk about the under 18 kids (or even under 21) but Barron is tall. Is he done growing yet?

He’s only 14. There could easily be more growth spurts in his future.

You can't see their feet. Could he be standing on something? He's so much taller than his parents.

He's not standing on anything, he is very, very tall.

This is a little O/T, but looking at the picture of him, it's kind of hard to find clothes when you are that tall, but it's really hard to find shoes that big. My husband wears a 14 and most shoe stores don't stock stuff over a 13, and lots of manufacturers don't make shoes over a 13. He can only buy certain brands and go to certain stores, like Nordstroms, or wear sneakers. When we go bowling or ice skating and stuff its hit or miss if they will have something he can rent--sometimes they only have one pair his size and someone else may have already rented it. If you are over a size 16--and it looks like Barron might be already--it is very tough, esp. when you are a teenager. Barron has a lot of money and privilege but in a lot of other ways he has his own challenges.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG this green dress.

Tiffany going for the Dynasty look.

Several of the males look like honest-to-god serial killers. Dead eyes all around.

They all have dead eyes. Hate Melania’s dress - middle age spread years + mega kidneys do not suit Madame Grès pleats - but I love the highlighter color, or would in a different context. It’s super clashy with everyone and everything around her, including the moldy orange.

Lara’s dress would be a beautiful dress for a naive 15 year old - her eyes are the deadest of all.

You are KILLING ME with the accuracy! Too true. I’m mystified as to why she chose this, even though I do envy anyone with the coloring for neon brights.

I know we don't want to talk about the under 18 kids (or even under 21) but Barron is tall. Is he done growing yet?

He’s only 14. There could easily be more growth spurts in his future.

You can't see their feet. Could he be standing on something? He's so much taller than his parents.

He's not standing on anything, he is very, very tall.

This is a little O/T, but looking at the picture of him, it's kind of hard to find clothes when you are that tall, but it's really hard to find shoes that big. My husband wears a 14 and most shoe stores don't stock stuff over a 13, and lots of manufacturers don't make shoes over a 13. He can only buy certain brands and go to certain stores, like Nordstroms, or wear sneakers. When we go bowling or ice skating and stuff its hit or miss if they will have something he can rent--sometimes they only have one pair his size and someone else may have already rented it. If you are over a size 16--and it looks like Barron might be already--it is very tough, esp. when you are a teenager. Barron has a lot of money and privilege but in a lot of other ways he has his own challenges.

I feel like finding appropriately sized shoes is the least of his challenges, given his wealth and who his parents are. I hope he turns out ok. He's got a rough road.

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Surprised to discover Groot has a sister.

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Surprised to discover Groot has a sister.

HAAAAAA

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG this green dress.

Tiffany going for the Dynasty look.

Several of the males look like honest-to-god serial killers. Dead eyes all around.

They all have dead eyes. Hate Melania’s dress - middle age spread years + mega kidneys do not suit Madame Grès pleats - but I love the highlighter color, or would in a different context. It’s super clashy with everyone and everything around her, including the moldy orange.

Lara’s dress would be a beautiful dress for a naive 15 year old - her eyes are the deadest of all.

You are KILLING ME with the accuracy! Too true. I’m mystified as to why she chose this, even though I do envy anyone with the coloring for neon brights.

I think anyone can wear neon brights; it’s just a matter of undertone and wearing the right makeup so that your face can keep up with the color. Melania looks butter basted she’s wearing so much bronzer. (I still love the color!)

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Surprised to discover Groot has a sister.

Everyone vastly prefers Groot. He is the more animated, friendly, and articulate of the two.

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That is a LOT of brown suede, Melly.

Also, was this pic taken at a weird angle, or do they really all walk in a weird matching slanted posture?

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Anonymous wrote:That is a LOT of brown suede, Melly.

Also, was this pic taken at a weird angle, or do they really all walk in a weird matching slanted posture?

Walking class immediately follows standing lessons.

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Anonymous wrote:That is a LOT of brown suede, Melly.

Also, was this pic taken at a weird angle, or do they really all walk in a weird matching slanted posture?

Walking class immediately follows standing lessons.

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This is walking class. As with Trump family standing lessons, walking class is also remedial level. Let’s give them a hand for all their hard work!

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Are they in hiding?