The reason the Oscars have lost their luster.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t watch as many movies as I used to, but the biggest reason I stopped watching award shows is because they stopped showing the actual award parts. I want to see someone thrilled to accept an award, not another unfunny monologue, fifteen skits with people in the audience, etc.

This! There's too much fluff. Just give out awards for two hours and call it a night. I actually like the speeches. I'd watch if they would just cut it down. And I don't watch many movies.

[Anonymous]

Too many award shows

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are so many furry curries here. Get out of your suburban cul-de-sacs + go to the movies. They're cheaper to see than ever if you join the movie clubs such as AMC A List. I love the Oscars! Don't become sexless + uninteresting just because you have kids.

Only suckers join movie clubs. There aren’t enough movies worth watching to justify any of them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are so many furry curries here. Get out of your suburban cul-de-sacs + go to the movies. They're cheaper to see than ever if you join the movie clubs such as AMC A List. I love the Oscars! Don't become sexless + uninteresting just because you have kids.

What the…hell? What does watching movies have to do with having sex?

You’re far more likely to have sex if you watch several series on HBO. Trust me on that.