The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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I'm dragging this over from Politics. Is this even Melania? Her outfit looks like what she wore to the debate.

I assume this is the real thing. She does look a bit different. Some new work?

Maybe the real reason she didn't go campaign is because she used Covid as a pretext to get her face re-done?

She looks like a lizard person. Maybe the Illuminati people were right!

That top picture in the black dress doesn't look like her at all, but I think it's because she has a big smile. I can't think when I've ever seen her smile big enough to show teeth. Unlike Ivanka, who always looks like she has a speculum inside her mouth keeping it propped weirdly wide open with all teeth showing.

[Anonymous]

Dayan that orange coat is ugly. A rare total miss for Melania. The black dress during the debate was nice but seemed more appropriate for a summer barbecue than a late October event.

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Anonymous wrote:She’s clearly one of his women now, so I’ll plop her picture here.

Funereal. A black void. A photo negative of a 1960s nurse. A shopgirl. Dull. Boring.

I like how she is dressed but she needs to do something about her dry hair.

Me too, she looks like a fashionable nun.

Fashionable nun seems about right. You can tell this woman never actually worked as a litigator, because she appears to not own a single suit. Just Sunday mass types dresses. As someone who is exactly her age, but has spent my entire career as a litigator, I cannot fathom why one would rather wear a dress like this as opposed to a suit, which is more practical, more comfortable, looks more professional, no need for hose or heels, easier to go to the bathroom in, easier to adjust for cold rooms or hot rooms, typically more flattering. Look at Kamala -- she knows what she's doing.
(Separate from fashion...but I do feel like I'm looking at myself is crazy upside down world with ACB...we are the same age, same religion, same size, same coloring, same profession....)

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Ivanka is back in the ill-fitting white fundie getup.

God help us.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s clearly one of his women now, so I’ll plop her picture here.

Funereal. A black void. A photo negative of a 1960s nurse. A shopgirl. Dull. Boring.

I like how she is dressed but she needs to do something about her dry hair.

Me too, she looks like a fashionable nun.

Fashionable nun seems about right. You can tell this woman never actually worked as a litigator, because she appears to not own a single suit. Just Sunday mass types dresses. As someone who is exactly her age, but has spent my entire career as a litigator, I cannot fathom why one would rather wear a dress like this as opposed to a suit, which is more practical, more comfortable, looks more professional, no need for hose or heels, easier to go to the bathroom in, easier to adjust for cold rooms or hot rooms, typically more flattering. Look at Kamala -- she knows what she's doing.
(Separate from fashion...but I do feel like I'm looking at myself is crazy upside down world with ACB...we are the same age, same religion, same size, same coloring, same profession....)

Same.

But DC is full of fit white brunette Catholic women who work in the law.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s clearly one of his women now, so I’ll plop her picture here.

Funereal. A black void. A photo negative of a 1960s nurse. A shopgirl. Dull. Boring.

I like how she is dressed but she needs to do something about her dry hair.

Me too, she looks like a fashionable nun.

Fashionable nun seems about right. You can tell this woman never actually worked as a litigator, because she appears to not own a single suit. Just Sunday mass types dresses. As someone who is exactly her age, but has spent my entire career as a litigator, I cannot fathom why one would rather wear a dress like this as opposed to a suit, which is more practical, more comfortable, looks more professional, no need for hose or heels, easier to go to the bathroom in, easier to adjust for cold rooms or hot rooms, typically more flattering. Look at Kamala -- she knows what she's doing.
(Separate from fashion...but I do feel like I'm looking at myself is crazy upside down world with ACB...we are the same age, same religion, same size, same coloring, same profession....)

Same.

But DC is full of fit white brunette Catholic women who work in the law.

Can we possibly leave ACB off this thread? The whole thing is so depressing I can't stand it. Much rather laugh at Ivanka dressed as a virgin innocently pleading for respectful dialogue while her ghoulish smile looms over Times Square.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s clearly one of his women now, so I’ll plop her picture here.

Funereal. A black void. A photo negative of a 1960s nurse. A shopgirl. Dull. Boring.

I like how she is dressed but she needs to do something about her dry hair.

Me too, she looks like a fashionable nun.

Fashionable nun seems about right. You can tell this woman never actually worked as a litigator, because she appears to not own a single suit. Just Sunday mass types dresses. As someone who is exactly her age, but has spent my entire career as a litigator, I cannot fathom why one would rather wear a dress like this as opposed to a suit, which is more practical, more comfortable, looks more professional, no need for hose or heels, easier to go to the bathroom in, easier to adjust for cold rooms or hot rooms, typically more flattering. Look at Kamala -- she knows what she's doing.
(Separate from fashion...but I do feel like I'm looking at myself is crazy upside down world with ACB...we are the same age, same religion, same size, same coloring, same profession....)

Same.

But DC is full of fit white brunette Catholic women who work in the law.

Can we possibly leave ACB off this thread? The whole thing is so depressing I can't stand it. Much rather laugh at Ivanka dressed as a virgin innocently pleading for respectful dialogue while her ghoulish smile looms over Times Square.

Yup there’s a Barrett thread here: https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/918914.page

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I actually love Melania's orange coat. I think it looks rich af. (I can't bring myself to say SHE looks rich af.)

Her possible double doesn't have the filler-pumped upper lip.

[Anonymous]

Whatever face work she got right before hitting the campaign trail is already falling or melting or doing whatever it does.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whatever face work she got right before hitting the campaign trail is already falling or melting or doing whatever it does.

That second button is going to fly off and kill someone.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Whatever face work she got right before hitting the campaign trail is already falling or melting or doing whatever it does.

That second button is going to fly off and kill someone.

OMG I just laughed so hard I was afraid I was going to wake up my husband.

I have natural boobs bigger than Ivanka’s. I think I was 22 the last time I could wear a button down shirt or shirtdress like that.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Whatever face work she got right before hitting the campaign trail is already falling or melting or doing whatever it does.

That second button is going to fly off and kill someone.

OMG I just laughed so hard I was afraid I was going to wake up my husband.

I have natural boobs bigger than Ivanka’s. I think I was 22 the last time I could wear a button down shirt or shirtdress like that.

I do, too. We know to watch it with the buttons.

You made my night. This thread cracks me up, so I’m glad to give you a laugh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whatever face work she got right before hitting the campaign trail is already falling or melting or doing whatever it does.

If I were friends with someone who was doing this to her face I would stage an intervention.

She must not have a single friend left.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Whatever face work she got right before hitting the campaign trail is already falling or melting or doing whatever it does.

If I were friends with someone who was doing this to her face I would stage an intervention.

She must not have a single friend left.

Can you or someone else explain what you think looks so bad about what she's "doing" to her face? I don't like her and I'm not being snarky. To me, her face looks fuller and more square, but that could be weight gain. Are you implying it's cheek fillers? Her marionette lines are crazy-deep, but that suggests the absence of filler, not that she's overdoing something, right? She's overly smooth, so of course she uses Botox, but that doesn't seem like a big deal. When PPs say her face is melting, are they just referencing her marionette lines?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Whatever face work she got right before hitting the campaign trail is already falling or melting or doing whatever it does.

That second button is going to fly off and kill someone.

OMG I just laughed so hard I was afraid I was going to wake up my husband.

I have natural boobs bigger than Ivanka’s. I think I was 22 the last time I could wear a button down shirt or shirtdress like that.

I do, too. We know to watch it with the buttons.

You made my night. This thread cracks me up, so I’m glad to give you a laugh.

Here's a nice side shot to really appreciate the strain. Also looks pretty tight around that waist.