Confrssion thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Back in my single days I tricked a girl into sleeping with me by letting her find a pack of Magnum condoms. I had been hopelessly friendzoned but wanted her. I staged this semi-elaborate plan whereby she would find the magnums.

Tell us more ...

Not much to tell really. I was in the friendzone with this girl and couldn't turn it around. We were going somewhere and I was backing my car out of the garage. I said "oops, I forgot my wallet in my other shorts in my drawer. Can you go get it for me?" Conveniently in the same drawer were Magnum condoms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Back in my single days I tricked a girl into sleeping with me by letting her find a pack of Magnum condoms. I had been hopelessly friendzoned but wanted her. I staged this semi-elaborate plan whereby she would find the magnums.

Tell us more ...

Not much to tell really. I was in the friendzone with this girl and couldn't turn it around. We were going somewhere and I was backing my car out of the garage. I said "oops, I forgot my wallet in my other shorts in my drawer. Can you go get it for me?" Conveniently in the same drawer were Magnum condoms.

And JUST seeing/handling the condom made her want to sleep with you? That's what I don't get.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Back in my single days I tricked a girl into sleeping with me by letting her find a pack of Magnum condoms. I had been hopelessly friendzoned but wanted her. I staged this semi-elaborate plan whereby she would find the magnums.

Tell us more ...

Not much to tell really. I was in the friendzone with this girl and couldn't turn it around. We were going somewhere and I was backing my car out of the garage. I said "oops, I forgot my wallet in my other shorts in my drawer. Can you go get it for me?" Conveniently in the same drawer were Magnum condoms.

And JUST seeing/handling the condom made her want to sleep with you? That's what I don't get.

Oh, gotcha. We were going out to see a band that night. We we're at a really busy bar trying to grab some drinks and she started rubbing her butt on me. A few drinks later she was pretty much shoving her tongue down my throat and we did it that night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Back in my single days I tricked a girl into sleeping with me by letting her find a pack of Magnum condoms. I had been hopelessly friendzoned but wanted her. I staged this semi-elaborate plan whereby she would find the magnums.

Tell us more ...

Not much to tell really. I was in the friendzone with this girl and couldn't turn it around. We were going somewhere and I was backing my car out of the garage. I said "oops, I forgot my wallet in my other shorts in my drawer. Can you go get it for me?" Conveniently in the same drawer were Magnum condoms.

And JUST seeing/handling the condom made her want to sleep with you? That's what I don't get.

Oh, gotcha. We were going out to see a band that night. We we're at a really busy bar trying to grab some drinks and she started rubbing her butt on me. A few drinks later she was pretty much shoving her tongue down my throat and we did it that night.

I guess it did, then.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Many years ago a close GF of mine told me about the amazing sex (multiple O's etc.) she was having with a guy we both worked with. I always liked him but never wanted to risk dating someone I worked with. But now I was intrigued even though I was definitely not someone who slept around. I hit on him soon after and the sex was amazing. We've been married 35 years and the sex is still great. Just this morning I told him that "I missed him" since he's been recovering from minor surgery. He said "I'm back" so I'm looking forward to tonight! BTW, I'm still friends with my old GF. Many years ago I was dumb enough to tell my DH what my GF had said and he said something like advertising does work. They weren't really dating, more like today's FWB, so I never felt like I stole him from her.

That is so great. How old are you now? Are you one of those rare post-menopause DWs who still has sex? 51 here and my DW could be fine never having sex again. I hear stories like yours and I get so jealous and frustrated in equal measure....

We should get together. I am a frustrated 51 year old woman...

I would love to have a FWB setup. I just have to have the guts to step out, but I need to feel alive again

Just let me know...

I will set up a name and you can do the same an DM me. Where do you live?

Northern VA. You?

Columbia in Howard County. Not so far... You really have me thinking. Stay tuned.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Back in my single days I tricked a girl into sleeping with me by letting her find a pack of Magnum condoms. I had been hopelessly friendzoned but wanted her. I staged this semi-elaborate plan whereby she would find the magnums.

Tell us more ...

Not much to tell really. I was in the friendzone with this girl and couldn't turn it around. We were going somewhere and I was backing my car out of the garage. I said "oops, I forgot my wallet in my other shorts in my drawer. Can you go get it for me?" Conveniently in the same drawer were Magnum condoms.

And JUST seeing/handling the condom made her want to sleep with you? That's what I don't get.

Oh, gotcha. We were going out to see a band that night. We we're at a really busy bar trying to grab some drinks and she started rubbing her butt on me. A few drinks later she was pretty much shoving her tongue down my throat and we did it that night.

I guess it did, then.

It did but it was kind of a slimey move. She asked me later if I did that on purpose and I didn't fess up.

[MikeL]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Back in my single days I tricked a girl into sleeping with me by letting her find a pack of Magnum condoms. I had been hopelessly friendzoned but wanted her. I staged this semi-elaborate plan whereby she would find the magnums.

Tell us more ...

Not much to tell really. I was in the friendzone with this girl and couldn't turn it around. We were going somewhere and I was backing my car out of the garage. I said "oops, I forgot my wallet in my other shorts in my drawer. Can you go get it for me?" Conveniently in the same drawer were Magnum condoms.

And JUST seeing/handling the condom made her want to sleep with you? That's what I don't get.

Oh, gotcha. We were going out to see a band that night. We we're at a really busy bar trying to grab some drinks and she started rubbing her butt on me. A few drinks later she was pretty much shoving her tongue down my throat and we did it that night.

I guess it did, then.

It did but it was kind of a slimey move. She asked me later if I did that on purpose and I didn't fess up.

Did your size warrant the Magnums or was she unpleasantly surprised later?

[HoCo333]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many years ago a close GF of mine told me about the amazing sex (multiple O's etc.) she was having with a guy we both worked with. I always liked him but never wanted to risk dating someone I worked with. But now I was intrigued even though I was definitely not someone who slept around. I hit on him soon after and the sex was amazing. We've been married 35 years and the sex is still great. Just this morning I told him that "I missed him" since he's been recovering from minor surgery. He said "I'm back" so I'm looking forward to tonight! BTW, I'm still friends with my old GF. Many years ago I was dumb enough to tell my DH what my GF had said and he said something like advertising does work. They weren't really dating, more like today's FWB, so I never felt like I stole him from her.

That is so great. How old are you now? Are you one of those rare post-menopause DWs who still has sex? 51 here and my DW could be fine never having sex again. I hear stories like yours and I get so jealous and frustrated in equal measure....

We should get together. I am a frustrated 51 year old woman...

I would love to have a FWB setup. I just have to have the guts to step out, but I need to feel alive again

Just let me know...

I will set up a name and you can do the same an DM me. Where do you live?

Northern VA. You?

Columbia in Howard County. Not so far... You really have me thinking. Stay tuned.

Hey 51F, here I am. Get an account and DM me and let's take this private.

[Anonymous]

MikeL wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Back in my single days I tricked a girl into sleeping with me by letting her find a pack of Magnum condoms. I had been hopelessly friendzoned but wanted her. I staged this semi-elaborate plan whereby she would find the magnums.

Tell us more ...

Not much to tell really. I was in the friendzone with this girl and couldn't turn it around. We were going somewhere and I was backing my car out of the garage. I said "oops, I forgot my wallet in my other shorts in my drawer. Can you go get it for me?" Conveniently in the same drawer were Magnum condoms.

And JUST seeing/handling the condom made her want to sleep with you? That's what I don't get.

Oh, gotcha. We were going out to see a band that night. We we're at a really busy bar trying to grab some drinks and she started rubbing her butt on me. A few drinks later she was pretty much shoving her tongue down my throat and we did it that night.

I guess it did, then.

It did but it was kind of a slimey move. She asked me later if I did that on purpose and I didn't fess up.

Did your size warrant the Magnums or was she unpleasantly surprised later?

I did not disappoint. So at least she didn't get completely scammed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

MikeL wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Back in my single days I tricked a girl into sleeping with me by letting her find a pack of Magnum condoms. I had been hopelessly friendzoned but wanted her. I staged this semi-elaborate plan whereby she would find the magnums.

Tell us more ...

Not much to tell really. I was in the friendzone with this girl and couldn't turn it around. We were going somewhere and I was backing my car out of the garage. I said "oops, I forgot my wallet in my other shorts in my drawer. Can you go get it for me?" Conveniently in the same drawer were Magnum condoms.

And JUST seeing/handling the condom made her want to sleep with you? That's what I don't get.

Oh, gotcha. We were going out to see a band that night. We we're at a really busy bar trying to grab some drinks and she started rubbing her butt on me. A few drinks later she was pretty much shoving her tongue down my throat and we did it that night.

I guess it did, then.

It did but it was kind of a slimey move. She asked me later if I did that on purpose and I didn't fess up.

Did your size warrant the Magnums or was she unpleasantly surprised later?

I did not disappoint. So at least she didn't get completely scammed.

Her expectations were filled.

[Anonymous]

How did you know she was a size queen?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How did you know she was a size queen?

I didn't. Plus, I don't think she was.

[Anonymous]

I don't want to get sidetracked from those confessing but, she wasn't attracted to you, you tried everything and then threw a final hail Mary in letting her know you had a big cock. Within minutes, she's rubbing on you and you sleep together that night. If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck......

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a happy ending massage over a year ago. I had a very sore back and an asian place was the only one available. I was on my back and got an erection and she simply went to work on it. I don't regret not saying no but I haven't been back.

I was at a resort in Cancun and something similar happened though I'm a female. I've had many massages from both men and women so I've gotten pretty comfortable with the whole process. The masseuse was quite handsome and very chatty and really knew how to release tension. I surprised myself by letting him massage my breasts and before long he was massaging more intimate parts. I don't know what I was thinking but I was obviously not using my brain. It was an amazing experience that came to a screeching halt when he asked if he could screw me. It's the only time in 20 years of marriage that I've been unfaithful. I haven't told my DH but I do feel guilty.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't want to get sidetracked from those confessing but, she wasn't attracted to you, you tried everything and then threw a final hail Mary in letting her know you had a big cock. Within minutes, she's rubbing on you and you sleep together that night. If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck......

Just because she wanted to sleep with a guy with a big D - that doesn't make her a size queen. A size queen is someone who will only sleep with large guys.