| Walked into a coffee shop this morning (I'm single and divorced so I'm looking) and saw a woman sitting down at a table with a laptop. We make eye contact and she gives me a really nice smile. While I'm in line waiting for my coffee we keep glancing at each other. So I figure she's game. Didn't notice a ring but we're all bundled up anyway, so I walk over after I get my drink and just asked her an innocuous question. She responds very nicely and he then comes over and starts yelling at me for "hitting on his wife in broad daylight". Damn. Now I feel like a real schmuck and I say, no she just looked familiar and quickly get out of there. I've been feeling like a real a**hole all day. |
| Sounds like he overreacted. Whatever. |
| cool story bro |
| You're okay. Crap happens. You didn't do anything wrong. |
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Don't sweat it.
Hopefully he's not around next time you see her. |
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Maybe you got caught in one if there games.
She flirts. You take the bait. He acts all jealous/macho. |
| Don't worry about it! He's the one who sounds like an insecure schmuck! |
| Keep going back everyday, maybe she will show without him. |
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If you run into an asshole in the morning, you just ran into some asshole.
If you run into assholes all day long, you're the asshole. |
| Don't mess with married women. Ever. You didn't know so you get a pass. |
| Mental Note: Don't be nice to men when DH is in the vicinity. |
was his name wolf or george?
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You say "Sorry, I didn't realize she was married. You're a lucky man. Have a nice day."
And then you go on about your day. You did nothing wrong. |
YEAH Raylan Givens!! |
Wonderful things happen when seeds of distrust are cast among a garden of assholes. |