Things you secretly oppose, but don't want other people to know:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is full of idiots.

Woah! Hey! Why the negativity?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I typed out my list, read it, felt really lousy about myself, and deleted it.

May the force be with you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hahahha. I'm a SAHM, vegan, still breastfeeding my 24 month old, have a shoeless house. So glad I'm not you all. Or friends with you. I'd rather raise my own child, not kill an animal to eat, give my kid milk from her own species and not track shit into the house.

The point of this thread is that we are friends with you, we just choose not to tell you that we don't agree with how certain aspects of your life.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I typed out my list, read it, felt really lousy about myself, and deleted it.

Yes, but you still have these opinions, so unless you also delete them from your thoughts you're no better off.

I am the poster you quoted, and I totally agree. I think that's why I feel so lousy.

I disagree. I think you are better for having deleted it.

Perhaps you realize that contributing to this list, however anonymously, can still cause pain to readers to find themselves the object of judgmental posters. That would make you kind.

Perhaps you realize that a lot of our negative feelings toward others really stem from our feelings about ourselves. That would make you self-aware.

Perhaps you realize that contributing to this thread would serve no real purpose. That would make you pragmatic.

Perhaps you realize that saying something hurtful to or about someone else doesn't make you feel proud of yourself. That makes you someone with dignity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is full of idiots.

Yuuuuuuuuup.

[Anonymous]

I hate people who walk slow.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Pooping at work. I know sometimes you have to go, but I'd rather you pucker up until you get home.

Yeah, save that shit for later.

DH saves it for work. Where else can you get paid to take a shit?

[Anonymous]

My old boss (old as in 85) routinely came out of his office at 9:30 with a newspaper under his arm and headed to the men's room.

He usually didn't get back till after 10.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:When homosexuals compare their struggles to that of blacks. If homosexuality became a crime punishable by death how many gays and lesbians will there be. They can hide their homosexuality how many blacks can hide their blackness.

+1
I live in a majority Black neighborhood and had a white guy canvasing door to door on my street encouraging people to support marriage equality and he didn't understand the negative reaction he was getting from my neighbors when he made the Civil Rights comparison.

I wouldn't understand the negative reaction either. Please explain it to me. It seems like both cases are people who are treated without dignity because of who they are. Sure, gays can "pass" as straight. Do you think that is the solution? What would you think if someone thought "passing" was the right solution for a light-skinned black person?

Are little gay boys being beaten by grown men and thrown into a lake for say hi or hey baby in a store,

Do gay people have gay water fountains and gay bathrooms? Can they be arrested for using the straight bathroom?

Do gays have to give up their seats on the metro when a straight person comes?

Are gays being lynched and hung from trees?

-Not PP

Blacks who just go on and on about things that happened many many years ago and expect you to make up for it. STFU.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Pooping at work. I know sometimes you have to go, but I'd rather you pucker up until you get home.

Yeah, save that shit for later.

DH saves it for work. Where else can you get paid to take a shit?

I think a lady on Cheapskates poops at work so she can save on water and toilet paper.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Pooping at work. I know sometimes you have to go, but I'd rather you pucker up until you get home.

Yeah, save that shit for later.

DH saves it for work. Where else can you get paid to take a shit?

I think a lady on Cheapskates poops at work so she can save on water and toilet paper.

I don't understand this "wait" business. I don't make a point of pooping at work or otherwise, but when you feel the urge to go, you just go. It takes 2 minutes, and you're done. If you eat healthily, your poops shouldn't even smell much. Flush, wash hands go.

Why would anyone try and hold it in? That sounds terrible for your colon. Plus, that just-emptied feeling is something to take advantage of at any opportunity.

You people with pooping complexes are weird.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Pooping at work. I know sometimes you have to go, but I'd rather you pucker up until you get home.

Yeah, save that shit for later.

DH saves it for work. Where else can you get paid to take a shit?

I think a lady on Cheapskates poops at work so she can save on water and toilet paper.

I don't understand this "wait" business. I don't make a point of pooping at work or otherwise, but when you feel the urge to go, you just go. It takes 2 minutes, and you're done. If you eat healthily, your poops shouldn't even smell much. Flush, wash hands go.

Why would anyone try and hold it in? That sounds terrible for your colon. Plus, that just-emptied feeling is something to take advantage of at any opportunity.

You people with pooping complexes are weird.

I totally agree. Who can hold it til they get home? My body doesn't work that way.

[Anonymous]

Time sheet cheaters. It's fraud but no one wants to hear about it.

[Anonymous]

I like Comic Sans.

[Anonymous]

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I like Comic Sans.

You are a monster.