| You should pretend you tripped. |
| You should pretend you just tripped and your lips collided.. |
I know, right? |
I tripped and my mouth fell on his penis ... |
| If I was the DH I would want to know my DW was kissing the neighbor, and he wouldn't be borrowing my tools anymore. Obviously this guy thinks he can borrow everything |
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How did this happen? Had you previously batted eyes? Did you walk into the yard and the chemistry was so strong there was a magnetic pull? Did you lean in to pick some up and lose your balance and fall into his arms!
Especially with social distancing...I am extra curious. Was his wife in the house while the two of you kissed in the backyard? Who instigated? What led up to this rendezvous? But yes. Kissing the neighbour down the street who you have intense feelings for is cheating for the vast majority of people. Even kissing without feelings is cheating for most monogamous couples |
You know, in some neighborhoods, they do that sort of thing ... |
Good question. I bet she was peeking out the window and also got turned on. |
| You pretty much have to move. Your husband is so cucked every time he so much as goes out to get the mail. |
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You’re an idiot. First, yes it’s cheating unless you have an open relationship.
Second, how idiotic do you have to be to kids a neighbor?! He knows where you live so even if you cut it off it could easily turn into major drama. |
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This is a really funny thread. I have to say I can see how coronovirus could make everyone finally give in to their hidden fantasies... the social deprivation, the brush with mortality. YOLO times 100.
It's going to be a bacchanalia when people start getting out again. |
| It’s less the kiss than the meeting emotional needs outside your marriage... |
Best thread ever, especially during the most boring time of my life. OP, go back over there and report back. For us. |
| Next time you meet up with him please be sure to bring to bring protection - a mask! |
+1 hahahahha |