“Baby up in this bitch” car stickers/magnets

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My SIL had it right when she said that she hoped anyone seeing her “baby on board” would forgive her for being over caffeinated and underslept, as well as turning around, looking for sippy cups in the wheel well, and thus prone to making stupid decisions on the road. She was wishful that people would give her an extra wide berth, not for the baby, but to save themselves.

I always wanted to hit cars with "Baby on Board" but per stickers but didn't as I didn't want to wreck my car. If I saw this stocked on this thread, I would throw up.

[Anonymous]

I hate the casual use of the word bitch. It’s so misogynistic. I swear a ton so I’m not generally anti-swearing.

I guess I have a slight preference for people not to put swear words on big public signs because it think it’s inconsiderate to other people that have different sensibilities. I don’t think people should do things that upset other people just for laughs. That just seems to me to be basic human kindness. So if I know a lot of people don’t want their kids to see swear words, I’m not going to walk around with a t shirt that says “f—“ even if I think it’s funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know we're here to complain about baby stickers but I just want to say that my brain always reads those "Salt Life" stickers as "Slut Life" which lol but yeah all car stickers are terrible.

Here is a definitive list from highest/best class to worst/terrible/"screams of low class""

10 years of parking passes for somewhere
Salt (slut!!) Life
family stick figures
baby in this bitch
preach-y dog rescue
baby on board
politics
one college
non-school kid sports
marathons
vacation spots
more than one college


you're welcome.

Wrong. These are the actual worst.

1. Trump stickers
3. Confederate flags

this

If Trump stickers must be separated from politics generally they can slot in just above non-school kid sports but okay yeah confederate flags are the worst way to take it somewhere un-fun.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know we're here to complain about baby stickers but I just want to say that my brain always reads those "Salt Life" stickers as "Slut Life" which lol but yeah all car stickers are terrible.

Here is a definitive list from highest/best class to worst/terrible/"screams of low class""

10 years of parking passes for somewhere
Salt (slut!!) Life
family stick figures
baby in this bitch
preach-y dog rescue
baby on board
politics
one college
non-school kid sports
marathons
vacation spots
more than one college


you're welcome.

I assume you meant from lowest to highest class...the poors aren't sending multiple children to college or paying $85 to exercise for a few hours.

[Anonymous]

My kids LOVE seeing this sticker on cars--they are 8 and 11.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know we're here to complain about baby stickers but I just want to say that my brain always reads those "Salt Life" stickers as "Slut Life" which lol but yeah all car stickers are terrible.

i thought i was the only one! i literally clutched my pearls the first time i saw it, then cried laughing all the way home at my mistake! now they always make me smile.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The EMT reason is correct. If your car goes spinning or flips and the car seat is ejected, it is a way for them to know to look for a baby.

People here do not believe that anything can be ejected from a car that goes spinning or flips. This is a fact.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hate the casual use of the word bitch. It’s so misogynistic. I swear a ton so I’m not generally anti-swearing.

I guess I have a slight preference for people not to put swear words on big public signs because it think it’s inconsiderate to other people that have different sensibilities. I don’t think people should do things that upset other people just for laughs. That just seems to me to be basic human kindness. So if I know a lot of people don’t want their kids to see swear words, I’m not going to walk around with a t shirt that says “f—“ even if I think it’s funny.

Same. The stupid black and yellow Trump stickers that use the words p*ssy and t*ts etc are awful now that my 5 year old can read. WTF.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate the casual use of the word bitch. It’s so misogynistic. I swear a ton so I’m not generally anti-swearing.

I guess I have a slight preference for people not to put swear words on big public signs because it think it’s inconsiderate to other people that have different sensibilities. I don’t think people should do things that upset other people just for laughs. That just seems to me to be basic human kindness. So if I know a lot of people don’t want their kids to see swear words, I’m not going to walk around with a t shirt that says “f—“ even if I think it’s funny.

Same. The stupid black and yellow Trump stickers that use the words p*ssy and t*ts etc are awful now that my 5 year old can read. WTF.

And I hate that traitor and love street art, btw, so it's nothing to do with that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know we're here to complain about baby stickers but I just want to say that my brain always reads those "Salt Life" stickers as "Slut Life" which lol but yeah all car stickers are terrible.

Here is a definitive list from highest/best class to worst/terrible/"screams of low class""

10 years of parking passes for somewhere
Salt (slut!!) Life
family stick figures
baby in this bitch
preach-y dog rescue
baby on board
politics
one college
non-school kid sports
marathons
vacation spots
more than one college


you're welcome.

You left out stickers of brands. I'm always trying to fathom what people are thinking when they put up a YETI sticker or an Oakley decal on their truck. "I love the brand of cooler that I purchased so much that I want to give them some additional free advertising?"

[Anonymous]

I saw a “zombie baby on board” sticker today... I guess people find that funny, but it just made me think about dead babies which was basically the opposite of fun...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My SIL had it right when she said that she hoped anyone seeing her “baby on board” would forgive her for being over caffeinated and underslept, as well as turning around, looking for sippy cups in the wheel well, and thus prone to making stupid decisions on the road. She was wishful that people would give her an extra wide berth, not for the baby, but to save themselves.

This just annoys me. I don’t care if your SIL recently had a kid. She has just as much of an obligation as anyone else to operate her vehicle in a safe manner. She doesn’t get to drive dangerously just because she’s a mommy.

[Anonymous]

Gross