“Baby up in this bitch” car stickers/magnets

[Anonymous]

My SIL had it right when she said that she hoped anyone seeing her “baby on board” would forgive her for being over caffeinated and underslept, as well as turning around, looking for sippy cups in the wheel well, and thus prone to making stupid decisions on the road. She was wishful that people would give her an extra wide berth, not for the baby, but to save themselves.

[Anonymous]

I heard those signs can become projectile weapons in the car in a crash and decapitate people.

I don't think putting the word bitch on your car is that wise. Your car represents you everywhere you go, in every setting. While funny with your friends, will it be funny to your job? To traffic court? To your grandmother?

[Anonymous]

I saw one in the parking lot of the Merrifield Garden Center in Fairfax last month that said “Twins up in this b*tch.” I agree that it’s low class and trashy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Salt life is surfing thingppp

How come I only see them on vehicles driven by people who have traveled no further than Ocean City, Maryland in their entire lives.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I saw one in the parking lot of the Merrifield Garden Center in Fairfax last month that said “Twins up in this b*tch.” I agree that it’s low class and trashy.

I think it's clever if it means she's still pregnant.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That just screams low class. Where are you seeing these stickers?

Virginia

[Anonymous]

I saw one in Rockville. Also had a pink fuzzy steering wheel. I prefer stickers without curse words or content not fit for kids. I have kids but that has always just been my style. It says "no class" to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Salt life is surfing thingppp

How come I only see them on vehicles driven by people who have traveled no further than Ocean City, Maryland in their entire lives.

do you know this personally?

Maybe they dont know what salt life meant

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That just screams low class. Where are you seeing these stickers?

Virginia

Mclean, and Fairfax AKA me

If you see the sticker on 495 or 66 it is me

Honk your horn

[Anonymous]

what I think is so funny about all this, the person who says they dont want their kid to read the sign

1. your kid is in the back seat sis, how can they see the front?
2. at the age where kids are sitting in the front, I know for sure they have heard your curse
3. funny when they read the sign "mommy what is b!tch?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know we're here to complain about baby stickers but I just want to say that my brain always reads those "Salt Life" stickers as "Slut Life" which lol but yeah all car stickers are terrible.

Here is a definitive list from highest/best class to worst/terrible/"screams of low class""

10 years of parking passes for somewhere
Salt (slut!!) Life
family stick figures
baby in this bitch
preach-y dog rescue
baby on board
politics
one college
non-school kid sports
marathons
vacation spots
more than one college


you're welcome.

Wrong. These are the actual worst.

1. Trump stickers
3. Confederate flags

this

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:what I think is so funny about all this, the person who says they dont want their kid to read the sign

1. your kid is in the back seat sis, how can they see the front?
2. at the age where kids are sitting in the front, I know for sure they have heard your curse
3. funny when they read the sign "mommy what is b!tch?"

When the heck was the last time you sat in the back seat? Do you not have multiple lane roads where you live?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gauche.

It's spelled Douche.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:what I think is so funny about all this, the person who says they dont want their kid to read the sign

1. your kid is in the back seat sis, how can they see the front?
2. at the age where kids are sitting in the front, I know for sure they have heard your curse
3. funny when they read the sign "mommy what is b!tch?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:what I think is so funny about all this, the person who says they dont want their kid to read the sign

1. your kid is in the back seat sis, how can they see the front?
2. at the age where kids are sitting in the front, I know for sure they have heard your curse
3. funny when they read the sign "mommy what is b!tch?"

When the heck was the last time you sat in the back seat? Do you not have multiple lane roads where you live?

Let’s be real

The kids are on their phone or tablet they aren’t looking outside windows