Why do women no-show on dates?

[Anonymous]

I ate supper alone and went to a bar.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They saw you and secretly left.

[Anonymous]

I don't know, could be there is a much more prosaic explanation. Maybe the woman started having an early period or excessive cramps or diarrhea or something like that where she had to stay home near the toilet. If she doesn't know you at all it would be too embarrassing to cancel or postpone because of something like that, and you probably wouldn't believe it anyway.

In James Bond movies no one craps their pants when bad guys are shooting bullets at them or trying to blow them up, the Bond women are never on their periods, Bond James Bond is never constipated or hit with diarrhea due to Smersch putting something in his martini, shaken not stirred, no one is stinking sweaty or smelly, no one ever has an outbreak of a coldsore (much less anything worse), and they are always ready to f*ck at the drop of a hat.

Real life just ain't like that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They saw you and secretly left.

I've done this.