Husband sent me a gorgeous bouquet and chocolates at work

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t stop smiling!!!

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My dh took off 1/2 day took me to lunch and movie. Grocery store roses, card and $30 lunch and no babysitting fee. He is getting laid tonight.

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What's he guilty of? Check his credit card account to see who else he sent flowers to.

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Happy for you OP! I hope someone loves me that much one day

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Anonymous wrote:OP what did you get your DH? Hope it was something good and not a sex act.

the point of giving someone a gift is to give them something THEY would enjoy, not to give them something that makes you feel better about yourself.

and you wonder why too many women just.don't.get.it

Sure he gets to give you pleasure. sounds like a great deal.

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Nice, OP!

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So sweet Happy Valentine's Day!

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Anonymous wrote:OP, your husband just marked his territory. Like a dog pisses in a certain spot so everyone knows it's his.

Pretty common and I always laugh when women get so excited. He's just letting everyone in the office know that you are taken. Now you have to deal with bring it all home.

Why? Everything stays at work. It's to brighten OP's work space, no?

Well that sucks. When I buy my DW chocolates, I fully expect to eat half of them.

If you buy her lingerie do you expect to wear the top or the bottom, too?

No, but I expect to eat something!

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Anonymous wrote:Lets hear what you got him

Better be a BJ with lots of enthusiasm. Extra points for a facial finish.

What is so good about a facial finish??? I mean, seriously?

You both get to see the result of her hard work. (Pun intended)

I'd snowball my husband so he can share the sexy juice. Yum Yum.

You dirty, dirty girl ...

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Anonymous wrote:I gave a nice BJ this morning. We both left smiling. Plus it is easy and free.

A happy ending

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That is wonderful OP!

Color this single girl green however!!

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I love how little effort it takes to put a smile on a woman's face, yet so many men fail at it. Not to rain on your parade but that required no more than 15 minutes of your H's time to place that order. But at least he spent the 15 minutes and wasn't a dumbass like some of these guys who aren't getting laid this week.

So this woman is telling her friend, my husband came home with a dozen roses for me again <sigh>. I guess I'll have to spend my whole weekend with my legs in the air.

Friend: Why? Don't you have a vase?

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Anonymous wrote:Most guys mark their territory when their wife/girlfriend goes to work on their first day at a new office. Maybe he's just sending a reminder.

I guess I've never had this experience.

Valentine's day is the ultimate public display of affection for woman. No woman wants to be the one who can't answer the question at work, so..what did H get you for Valentine's day? Those flowers on her desk answer the question. It's no different than her flashing around a diamond ring to all her woman friends and co-workers but much cheaper. The ironic thing is, her man never even saw the flowers he ordered. It's just a phone call to the flower shop where the first question is, how much were you looking to spend?

As for marking his territory, I've sent flowers to the work of my AP before, when I had one, and to a GF's house where she lived with her BF (who she said she broke up with-a big lie-but just hadn't moved out yet). I was sure to include a nice card with loving sentiments and have it delivered when she wasn't home but he would see it before she got home. I wanted to arrange it so he had to take delivery but you can't tell them what time to deliver on V day. I know, I'm a passive aggressive dick but it was fun to light those fireworks.