Husband sent me a gorgeous bouquet and chocolates at work

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Anonymous wrote:Lets hear what you got him

Better be a BJ with lots of enthusiasm. Extra points for a facial finish.

What is so good about a facial finish??? I mean, seriously?

You both get to see the result of her hard work. (Pun intended)

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lets hear what you got him

Better be a BJ with lots of enthusiasm. Extra points for a facial finish.

What is so good about a facial finish??? I mean, seriously?

You both get to see the result of her hard work. (Pun intended)

I'd snowball my husband so he can share the sexy juice. Yum Yum.

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If y'all haters don't get out of my way as I do my utmost to purloin those flowers bodies will fall. Horrified? Please. If my man had the sense to do something like this he'd have my undying love and loyalty.

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My husband, no joke, once sent me GLITTER DYED CARNATIONS at work on Vday. I was seriously so embarrassed.

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Unfolding. Chivalrous men, step right up. These ladies don't know how to appreciate you. I'd die for a little of that embarrassment. Ranting about the lack on DCUM is as close as I'm ever gonna get.

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Anonymous wrote:Most guys mark their territory when their wife/girlfriend goes to work on their first day at a new office. Maybe he's just sending a reminder.

I guess I've never had this experience.

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I got some too! my husband is out of town this week so it was really nice to get something from him!

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Anonymous wrote:OP what did you get your DH? Hope it was something good and not a sex act.

seriously? let me guess, you're a single woman?

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This stuff was all romantic to me until I got married and realized the bouquets were coming out of our shared account. When you can see the credit card statement, it’s just not the same. I’d rather put that towards a kitchen remodel.

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Anonymous wrote:This stuff was all romantic to me until I got married and realized the bouquets were coming out of our shared account. When you can see the credit card statement, it’s just not the same. I’d rather put that towards a kitchen remodel.

this is why we still maintain small, separate slush-fund accounts, too.

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Anonymous wrote:My husband, no joke, once sent me GLITTER DYED CARNATIONS at work on Vday. I was seriously so embarrassed.

Why? He probably thought they were pretty and festive.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lets hear what you got him

Better be a BJ with lots of enthusiasm. Extra points for a facial finish.

+1. Or a swallow

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Anonymous wrote:OP what did you get your DH? Hope it was something good and not a sex act.

the point of giving someone a gift is to give them something THEY would enjoy, not to give them something that makes you feel better about yourself.

and you wonder why too many women just.don't.get.it

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I gave a nice BJ this morning. We both left smiling. Plus it is easy and free.

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Anonymous wrote:My husband, no joke, once sent me GLITTER DYED CARNATIONS at work on Vday. I was seriously so embarrassed.

It's the thought that counts. Oh, wait.... How ungrateful