How did Kate Gosselin get so gorgeous?

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Like other 'celebs' out there, she looks highly processed. I'm reminded of Kelly Ripa - the fake blonde hair color, strongly tanned, facial smile lines. Well, that's what you gotta do for TV, isn't it!

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Anonymous wrote:Like other 'celebs' out there, she looks highly processed. I'm reminded of Kelly Ripa - the fake blonde hair color, strongly tanned, facial smile lines. Well, that's what you gotta do for TV, isn't it!

So artificial and processed. Must take so much work!

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Anonymous wrote:Does it bother anyone that her midline is off? She's had expensive dental work and it doesn't look like they did anything to change that. Mine is off and I hate it, so I think I always notice it. What about her tooth color? If you saw an average looking mom at your kid's school with teeth that white, would it look weird?

Damn you! Why did you point this out? Now, like Tom Cruise's middle tooth, it cannot be unseen and will drive me nuts.

At first I thought you were referring to her super high belly button

http://www.justjared.com/2009/06/02/kate-gosselin-beach-bikini/

About 2 inches too high? How could that happen? Did her skin shrink after the tummy tuck? (does that happen)

[Anonymous]

Plastic surgery is your friend. Anyone over the age of 45 who looks young had procedures of some sort.

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Anonymous wrote:Surgery, dental work, hair extensions. None of which she paid for

Would you decline the free offers?

I wouldn't have whored my kids out to get those free offers

+1 Also, when did "gorgeous" become a synonym for fake, surgically altered, and botoxed?

Always has been, looks at all celebrities.

Maybe since "reality tv" became an occupation.

However, there have been plenty of film/TV celebrities that are actually good looking.

Merle Oberon was half Indian. She asked a painter of her mother's portrait to lighten her skin. She also was in a bad car accident and lighting techniques were used to hide scars:

http://thefrenchsampler.blogspot.com/2011/06/merle-oberon.html

Josephine Baker, the famous dancer also did covert operations during WWII. She suffered numerous physical injuries as a result. After the war, she adopted a dozen kids in her 40s and 50s. She still looked awesome to her dying day. (No botox required.)
http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/2016/05/kickass-women-history-josephine-baker/

[Anonymous]

regarding Merle, my point was that there was only so much you could do to manipulate your image.

Kate has had every known procedure done to her--surgical, hair extending, teeth bleaching/veeners, tummy tuck, etc.

If only a personality transplant were possible. Too bad lobotomies went out of style.

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She documented her tummy tuck on Jon & Kate plus 8. That creepy old doctor and his wife paid for it and housed her.

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Anonymous wrote:I think she had good features before, so de-frumpifying with a better haircut (and color) and losing some mom weight probably helped a ton.

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It's not like she was ugly. She just needed a good haircut and better clothes. Although it's pretty clear she had some work done, too.

She looks best in the photo on the top right, IMO. I don't think the lighter blonde + tan look suits her.

The bottom two photos scream: white trash Tampa.

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That spiky weird cut thing was Ohio/Trampa.

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Anonymous wrote:Does it bother anyone that her midline is off? She's had expensive dental work and it doesn't look like they did anything to change that. Mine is off and I hate it, so I think I always notice it. What about her tooth color? If you saw an average looking mom at your kid's school with teeth that white, would it look weird?

Yes, it would. Mike on Shahs of Sunset has teeth that color. It's ridiculous.

Teeth are meant to be a pearly white---not like a sheet of Xerox paper.

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Anonymous wrote:Surgery, dental work, hair extensions. None of which she paid for

Would you decline the free offers?

I wouldn't have whored my kids out to get those free offers

+1 Also, when did "gorgeous" become a synonym for fake, surgically altered, and botoxed?

Plus 1 zillion

[Anonymous]

I've always noticed the midline (never knew what it was called), it looked like she had 3 front teeth.

[Anonymous]

She is stunning

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Anonymous wrote:9:56 - I think she looks best in the top left pic with the short reddish-brown hair. Not sure why everyone prefers the basic bitch blonde look.

Omg, me too! I'm looking at the pics thinking, wait, which is the after?

She looked much better with more brown in her hair and straight but more natural looking teeth. She's lovely in the pic on the top left. Top right she looks hard and plastic and that hair color looks like dried brush grass.

[Anonymous]

Not bad for a mom of eight.
I think a lot of people are jealous of her.

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Anonymous wrote:Not bad for a mom of eight.
I think a lot of people are jealous of her.

Jealous of what, exactly?

Sure, I guess I wish someone would throw money at me when the only thing going for you is a clown car ute. Everything that came after via a direct result of that.