I write fake posts-Ask me anything

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I call troll.

....oh wait....

calling a troll a troll is so meta.

He's a fake troll. A real troll wouldn't have started a thread like this.

[Anonymous]

Are you an anesthesiologist moving with your law partner husband looking for a house within a range of $700,000 - $5million?

I feel badly for you that this is what you do in your spare time.

[jsteele]

Anonymous wrote:

jsteele wrote:When I see threads like this -- and this is far from the first -- I read, "please feel free to check all my previous posts and consider them fake. However, the OP is posting from a Montgomery Country Government address, which could be a library. At any rate, over the past two months, the only other thread that appears to have been started by the poster is this one:

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/463729.page

So, OP. Fake or not?

Anyway, I'll look into this poster a bit more later. I think that I already know who the poster is from the past. But, I want to confirm a few things before saying more.

I'm curious why you didn't move this to the nanny forum. I get irritated when mine get moved (b/c i've not gotten any good advice over there recently) and yet this one, this non -post, you leave up?

Not that it matters since it is a non-post.

I can't move threads between the regular and nanny forums. I can only lock or delete. Which I choose to do depends on many factors, but mostly my mood. When I discovered the above thread, it was already multiple pages. I locked it and put a note to post in the Au Pair forum in the Nanny Forums section. The poster reposted, but in the wrong forum (missed the Au Pair forum and posted in the Employers forum).

[Anonymous]

She's probably on drugs.

[Anonymous]

Did you write the coconut oil thing? 'Cause I just spent $12.99 on a jar.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you ever feel down that this is what you do for fun? Honest question and I don't mean it as bitchy as it sounds. I just feel like if I'd been banned and used several Ip addresses to troll a parenting board, I'd need to re evaluate what I was doing with my life every day.

+1

OP is clearly in need of real life attention.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Did you write the coconut oil thing? 'Cause I just spent $12.99 on a jar.

Haha! Use it as a moisturizer!

[Anonymous]

Interesting to see that OP has disappeared...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Interesting to see that OP has disappeared...

I think that there's a limit on how long you can use the computer at public libraries.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did you write the coconut oil thing? 'Cause I just spent $12.99 on a jar.

Haha! Use it as a moisturizer!

And between your vulva lips!!

[Anonymous]

LOL!

[Anonymous]

I love the direction this thread has taken

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So you retired at 38 and now troll DCUM from public libraries.

she should be on the cover of Forbes magazine

[Anonymous]

Were you the kept woman AMA?

[Anonymous]

Oh that really irritates me that this OP wrote the au pair and pro choice bumper sticker post. A lot of people responded to that post in good faith, with sincere advice. I'm a host mom, and I considered responding.

I would love to see you banned from this site, OP.