My Halloween Costume

[Anonymous]

Wear a sign that says, "We're in-bound for Deal and Wilson, fuck you!"

[Anonymous]

Wear a badge that says "I terminated my pregnancy, and I'm 100% OK with it!"

[Anonymous]

LOVE this thread!!

[Anonymous]

Very fiunny, you ladies made me laugh.

Loved the Ruth Chris and Chipolte references.

[Anonymous]

whatever you do, don't wear capris.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am going as a DCUM lady! Will be wearing Lululemon yoga pants, quilted jacket, Tori Burch flats, and a Pandora bracelet and a Stella and Dot necklace while pushing an expensive stroller. Any other items I am missing? TIA!

oh my god, that is awesome. and yet, even as an addicted reader of this site, i would probably not say a word- not to be anonymous, but because i would think this is normal, as confirmed by DCUM (although i would secretly judge you in ways i wouldn't have before i started reading this blog).

[Anonymous]

Make sure you have your blonde hair up in a pony tail.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Accessorize with dirty dice.

And a plastic knife (for poop cutting) and a burgundy washcloth.

OMG the plastic knife!! Too good.

[Anonymous]

Just go dressed up as a Troll. (Use Don King's hair.) Lol.

[Anonymous]

Arrive at the party in a black Suburban with a Vineyard Vines sticker on the back window.

[Anonymous]

Don't forget to tell everyone around, rather loudly, that between pick up from school, drop off at ballet class and packing for the beach house, you just don't know WHAT to do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Don't forget to tell everyone around, rather loudly, that between pick up from school, drop off at ballet class and packing for the beach house, you just don't know WHAT to do.

Ha! I know her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Walk around with pieces of paper that say +1. When you hear something you agree with, hand them a +1.

this plus writing TROLL = brilliant

[Anonymous]

Wear a fake dolphin tattoo on your arm (from the kid's tattoo "books" that toy stores sell) to represent that you swam with dolphins during each pregnancy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Don't forget to tell everyone around, rather loudly, that between pick up from school, drop off at ballet class and packing for the beach house, you just don't know WHAT to do.

Ha! I know her.

We ALL know her!