My Halloween Costume

[Anonymous]

Your stroller should be covered in stickers from highly-regarded charter schools.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just make sure you are skinny. DCUM does not tolerate fat women.

Ha! Good point. And whatever you do - do NOT wear "Mom" jeans or capris.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your stroller should be covered in stickers from highly-regarded charter schools.

Don't forget the "My child is on the Honor Roll" stickers!

[Anonymous]

Oh, and be sure you look at least 10 years younger than your actual age.

[Anonymous]

Bring a printout of your IQ score, SAT score, and your BMI, and humbly brag.

[Anonymous]

Have a baby in the stroller with a pile of pinecones, and have the baby occasionally throw a pinecone out of the stroller.

[Anonymous]

Vera Bradley bag

[Anonymous]

Don't forget your diploma to show off which Ivy you went to.

[Anonymous]

Draw some lines on your forehead and say 'I didn't get Botox when I was 30'

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have a baby in the stroller with a pile of pinecones, and have the baby occasionally throw a pinecone out of the stroller.

OP here. This was hilarious because I have met her.

[Anonymous]

don't forget your infinity scarf.

[Anonymous]

Have the Bethesda/Arlington zip code tatooed on yourself somewhere (preferably a tramp stamp).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have the Bethesda/Arlington zip code tatooed on yourself somewhere (preferably a tramp stamp).

LMAO!

[Anonymous]

A copy of Harry Potter and 6th grade Kumon math work sheets b/c your little Snowflake (age 3) is very advanced. And you don't Larla/Larlo to fall behind.

[Anonymous]

Tell people your children's names are Gertrude and Hamilton, then request that they give their opinions of you.