| And a special snowflake! |
Already took care of that. See 15:04. |
| Don't forget to bring Larlo, Larla's brother. |
| And their COGAT test prep material. |
| Accessorize with dirty dice. |
And a plastic knife (for poop cutting) and a burgundy washcloth. |
| Walk around with pieces of paper that say +1. When you hear something you agree with, hand them a +1. |
I love this and the troll comment. I'm laughing so hard... |
Same!!! |
| Don't forget to bring The Great Zucchini with you! |
| Don't forget your misplaced anger. It's essential. |
| A bouquet |
| Carry both a copy of dr sears and Ferber and violently disagree on the parenting philosophy of anyone who comments on either. |
| And make sure to bring along the latest list of school rankings and your ID to prove that you live in a desirable zip code. |
| Just make sure you are skinny. DCUM does not tolerate fat women. |