Such a charming personality! I have no idea why she'd prefer a vibe over you ![]() |
Wow you're so deep and insightful. Youve probably outgrown yourself several times over and now feel that you were born as an octopus so you could move on to one tentacle to another as you outgrow any appendage. Go back to your deep existence. |
I thought it was because of the lack of comprehension skills. |
A grammatical error in the title of a thread is a red flag. You are shallow, obtuse, and stubborn. Starting to see why your wife doesn't want to fuck you anymore. ![]() |
Dude, if this is the way you talk to people, it's no wonder she's shutting you down for the vibe. Take a breath. Relax. If you love her, you will want to please her. Listen, the vibe feels good, so she's going to use it from time to time. Don't be jealous. Ask her if you can be there when she uses it and if she will tell you what she's thinking about. You also might want to search the internet on how to please a woman orally. Mostly, be cool, be fun, laugh, enjoy your life. Don't get uptight and upset. Don't whine about not getting the sex you're due. This place is full of uptight jerks. Don't be one. Now, show your wife how much you want her. Show her that you have to have her. Do something spontaneously romantic, generous, and badass - and great sex will flow. Signed, Your Man Muse |
If this is OP, we can now add immature to the list of your fuckable qualities. ![]() |
You may have noticed that there are people responding in a kind helpful manner. I have acknowledged that. On the other hand, there are people being brave because their name is Anonymous. I know for a fact that if it was face to face talk you'd find me pleasant and would try to help. But, wow...there are nasty people here and I am responding in kind. I thank some of those standing up for me, got a kick out of it. But seriously, this is the last time I'm posting, and I am sure it will just make everyone happier. |
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This cuts both ways. In the real world, where everyone has a name and a face to match it with, you will get your "pleasant" response, but it will be harder to find the raw truth in it. Here you get a lot of ranting and lashing out, which you can choose to ignore so that you can take the one true response that speaks directly to your problem. Have patience, my friend. Signed, Your Man Muse |