Perhaps the ugliest house ever

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Anonymous wrote:Owner is an Italian-American electrical contractor outside of Baltimore.

Why is his ethnicity important?

It's the lions. Italians always have sculptures. At least they do in my part of the Jersey hood.

OK - nice to know you're speaking for my people.

thanks . . .

Signed,
sculpture-less Italian

I thought Persians had the lions.

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Anonymous wrote:I know the story behind this house. There's a bed and breakfast next door to this house. I stayed there and the owner of the B&B told me the story about the house.

They're Cubans from Miami and they built this place to remind them of home. He is a lawyer. Not sure what Cubans are doing on the Eastern Sore. While I agree it's pricey, it is 20 acres of land with a beautiful 800 feet of waterfront. Why is this house ridiculous according to DCUMers but a decrepit rowhouse in SE can go for almost $2 million?

Actually the owner grew up in Catonsville.

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Actually I see plenty of ugly ass tear down dumps in arlington and falls church on the market.

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Anonymous wrote:It's a great house with great space, light, flow, and waterfront location. It has poor paint choices. But you need to see beyond the paint.

It looks like a hospital.

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I kind of dig the Art Moderne referenence, but every wall needs to be repainted.

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Another person who loves it, although not EVERY decorating choice. But damn, I bet those folks are fun!

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Money can't buy good taste.

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Anonymous wrote:The house itself I like. It's the decor that ruins it for me.

+1 Holy hot pink bedroom, Batman! Barf.

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So. Much. Coke residue.

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Anonymous wrote:So. Much. Coke residue.

LMAO. Good one.

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Anonymous wrote:It's exuberant. Can see why that might bother educated but wage-poor types who live in little brick houses.

I do not know, looks like an office building.

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Anonymous wrote:And his wife is a prize-winning female bodybuilder. Seriously.

where did you find that?

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Anonymous wrote:I can't believe you're all worked up over this house.

When you can afford it, THEN start to post about how hideous you think it is

But if you're not in the million dollar category, I fail to see how you can become experts on its decor.

They have money - big time money - which means they can decide HOW to decorate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, and we can comment as we please.

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Anonymous wrote:And his wife is a prize-winning female bodybuilder. Seriously.

where did you find that?

First Place, Figure Novice Tall Class

http://www.thenaturalmusclenetwork.com/ocb/Contests/ResultsOCB20100327MD.htm

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Anonymous wrote:I know the story behind this house. There's a bed and breakfast next door to this house. I stayed there and the owner of the B&B told me the story about the house.

They're Cubans from Miami and they built this place to remind them of home. He is a lawyer. Not sure what Cubans are doing on the Eastern Sore. While I agree it's pricey, it is 20 acres of land with a beautiful 800 feet of waterfront. Why is this house ridiculous according to DCUMers but a decrepit rowhouse in SE can go for almost $2 million?

I've been to Cuba. There is nothing even remotely like this in Cuba. When they wanted something to remind them of home, did they mean Miami?