I'm confused -- How do you count your baby's age?

[Anonymous]

I'm not the OP, but I do have a question.

When they say wipe front to back, where exactly on my front am I supposed to start wiping? These things are really terribly confusing.

[Anonymous]

I had to finally open this thread to see what could possibly generate 4 pages of replies on this topic. I'm so glad I did.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Misundersestimated? I love it when people are trying to be all superior to another and come up with that little gem of a non-word.

You know who misunderestimated AND had problems with figuring out his age...that's right.

Wait for it.

Leader of the Third Reich

The sweaty, one balled heel clicker.

Adolph mother-fucking Hitler.

[Anonymous]

How old is your baby in dog years?

[Anonymous]

This is the funniest thread I've ever read on DCUM!

Was it a joke?

[Anonymous]

Hi OP. Here's a case where you want to rely on your transitive property in math. Your daughter is 32 weeks old, which your rightfully point out = 8 months. Since every human year = 1 dog year, converting your daughter's age to dog years implies your daughter is now (8*7)=56 months, which = 4 years and 8 months. Since 8 months = 32 weeks, then your daughter's age in dog weeks = (4*52)= 208 + 32 = 240 weeks=80 months. Converting back to human months, your daughter is 80/7=a little 11 months old. So you should definitely buy your Christmas items for a one year old.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is the funniest thread I've ever read on DCUM!

Was it a joke?

It had to be. At first, I believed it and thought, really, is it that much worse than all those annoying people who insist pregnancy is actually ten months? But her reasons for needing to know her baby's age gave it away. Clothes and toys for Christmas? As in, she needs to count her daughter's age a certain way in order to make it acceptable for relatives to buy her baby 9m+ toys for Christmas. And clothing?? I think we can assume her baby hasn't been naked for the first 7 months of her life. Surely OP knows what size clothes her baby wears, regardless of her age.

[Anonymous]

Good work Friday. Now go investigate that Q-tip case. Seems like it might have been written by some young hooligan.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Good work Friday. Now go investigate that Q-tip case. Seems like it might have been written by some young hooligan.

[Anonymous]

the size of a large chicken or small turkey! Has me lawling all over the place!

I want to use this somehow. Down to the uncertainty over age and need for assistance.

Can it be my age I'm uncertain about? (This has happened).

I am roughly the size of the freezer side of a side by side fridge-freezer or perhaps maybe a long cheetah. But I only have two legs. So far.