Laughing during sex

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Anonymous wrote:Not speaking to the other parts, but I laugh a lot during sex. Sex is funny and it’s fun. It’s a joyful release. We all make weird faces, sounds and there’s def smells.

It’s our most vulnerable and sometimes it’s also completely hilarious. I take someone laughing in bed as someone that’s enjoying me and not overthinking things.

"there’s def smells." What?

Have you had sex with another person before? We all get a bit sweaty at times.

And your sweat smells? 🤮. Do you not shower before and after sex?

+1 Sweat only smells if bacteria is present and off gassing. PP must be filthy.

Bacteria are always present. You have a whole microbiome crew with you everywhere you go. Sorry they didn't teach you this in, like, 8th grade science, but there are the facts for you. You are constantly secreting fluids and pheromones, and when your bacteria/fluids mix with someone else's, you get new smells. Being squeamish about this and expecting everything to smell like soap or deodorant is terribly unhealthy for both your brain and your body.

[Anonymous]

He sounds like a waste of your time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would have laughed that he could not get it up. Sorry, I am like that.

Ask him if he is gay or addicted to porn?

This.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Not speaking to the other parts, but I laugh a lot during sex. Sex is funny and it’s fun. It’s a joyful release. We all make weird faces, sounds and there’s def smells.

It’s our most vulnerable and sometimes it’s also completely hilarious. I take someone laughing in bed as someone that’s enjoying me and not overthinking things.

"there’s def smells." What?

Have you had sex with another person before? We all get a bit sweaty at times.

Wtf?! No! We don't have sweaty smelly sex nasty it sounds like you're not washing your dirty bits. The only smell I've ever smelled is when the condom wrapper is opened a latex rubber smell. I think you need soap and a shower before having sex.

You really took that to the extreme.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Someone who is attracted to you would be turned on by the sounds you make, not find them funny.

From what she said he did. But she’s taking it personally like she’s taking him not being able to get hard when he’s nervous personally or saying it’s a porn addiction…that’s wild.

If you’re going to be hypersensitive about everything OP, I don’t think this is the guy for you. Honestly, he sounds nice. My husband couldn’t have sex the first time either. No porn addiction and he just liked me a whole hell of a lot and had performance anxiety. We did awesome the second time!

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Anonymous wrote:Not speaking to the other parts, but I laugh a lot during sex. Sex is funny and it’s fun. It’s a joyful release. We all make weird faces, sounds and there’s def smells.

It’s our most vulnerable and sometimes it’s also completely hilarious. I take someone laughing in bed as someone that’s enjoying me and not overthinking things.

"there’s def smells." What?

Have you had sex with another person before? We all get a bit sweaty at times.

And your sweat smells? 🤮. Do you not shower before and after sex?

It's one thing to be hygenic/clean. It's another to think sex is going to be sterile. Yes, there are sex-related smells. Quit being a frigid prude about it.

No there isn't.

You are probably a terrible lay.

This made me laugh. And fully agree.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Someone who is attracted to you would be turned on by the sounds you make, not find them funny.

From what she said he did. But she’s taking it personally like she’s taking him not being able to get hard when he’s nervous personally or saying it’s a porn addiction…that’s wild.

If you’re going to be hypersensitive about everything OP, I don’t think this is the guy for you. Honestly, he sounds nice. My husband couldn’t have sex the first time either. No porn addiction and he just liked me a whole hell of a lot and had performance anxiety. We did awesome the second time!

OP. That’s good to know! I’ve never had this issue with a guy before so had no idea they could have performance anxiety.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Not speaking to the other parts, but I laugh a lot during sex. Sex is funny and it’s fun. It’s a joyful release. We all make weird faces, sounds and there’s def smells.

It’s our most vulnerable and sometimes it’s also completely hilarious. I take someone laughing in bed as someone that’s enjoying me and not overthinking things.

"there’s def smells." What?

Have you had sex with another person before? We all get a bit sweaty at times.

And your sweat smells? 🤮. Do you not shower before and after sex?

It's one thing to be hygenic/clean. It's another to think sex is going to be sterile. Yes, there are sex-related smells. Quit being a frigid prude about it.

No there isn't.

You are probably a terrible lay.

Because I don't smell like a hog rolling around in chit I'm a terrible lay? That's hysterical!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He's probably gay, not even acknowledging it to himself, and therefore not truly comfortable banging a woman or able to appreciate her enthusiasm for banging him.

Whatever the reason, no way in hell I would continue a relationship with a man who mocked my sexual expression when he can't even get it up. F*ck him, let him make some other dupe his beard.

Lol Mr/Mrs "gaydar". I worked with this lady who recently divorced her husband after 15 years of marriage. I was going around the bush asking her if the guy was unable to get it up while with her lol and she said nope they were having amazing sex.

[Anonymous]

Men claim to be straight and yet they certainly don't watch porn where the guy is limp and can't get it up haha...they want a guy with a hard on else they won't be turn on

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Someone who is attracted to you would be turned on by the sounds you make, not find them funny.

From what she said he did. But she’s taking it personally like she’s taking him not being able to get hard when he’s nervous personally or saying it’s a porn addiction…that’s wild.

If you’re going to be hypersensitive about everything OP, I don’t think this is the guy for you. Honestly, he sounds nice. My husband couldn’t have sex the first time either. No porn addiction and he just liked me a whole hell of a lot and had performance anxiety. We did awesome the second time!

OP. That’s good to know! I’ve never had this issue with a guy before so had no idea they could have performance anxiety.

Really? How old are you?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not speaking to the other parts, but I laugh a lot during sex. Sex is funny and it’s fun. It’s a joyful release. We all make weird faces, sounds and there’s def smells.

It’s our most vulnerable and sometimes it’s also completely hilarious. I take someone laughing in bed as someone that’s enjoying me and not overthinking things.

"there’s def smells." What?

Have you had sex with another person before? We all get a bit sweaty at times.

And your sweat smells? 🤮. Do you not shower before and after sex?

It's one thing to be hygenic/clean. It's another to think sex is going to be sterile. Yes, there are sex-related smells. Quit being a frigid prude about it.

No there isn't.

You are probably a terrible lay.

Because I don't smell like a hog rolling around in chit I'm a terrible lay? That's hysterical!

No, because you assume that anyone who didn't shower immediately prior (and immediately after!) smells "like a hog rolling around in chit". At a minimum, your take reeks of inexperience. More likely, it suggests extreme germaphobia and other anxiety and control issues that would make easy-going sexual experiences far less statistically probable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone who is attracted to you would be turned on by the sounds you make, not find them funny.

From what she said he did. But she’s taking it personally like she’s taking him not being able to get hard when he’s nervous personally or saying it’s a porn addiction…that’s wild.

If you’re going to be hypersensitive about everything OP, I don’t think this is the guy for you. Honestly, he sounds nice. My husband couldn’t have sex the first time either. No porn addiction and he just liked me a whole hell of a lot and had performance anxiety. We did awesome the second time!

OP. That’s good to know! I’ve never had this issue with a guy before so had no idea they could have performance anxiety.

Really? How old are you?

Really?

I’ve had a lot of sex, from age 14 to 42 when I quit the game. I’m not ashamed of my many sexual partners so don’t bother trying to shame me for it. I read The Joy of Sex while babysitting age 12 at the neighbor’s house and the beautiful illustrations and text made me excited to try sex and not ashamed to like it. The only downside to sex I ever experienced was the crappy behavior I sometimes experienced from emotionally immature inconsiderate boys/men in the aftermath.

But anyway, from the dozens of parters I’ve had the only two who ever struggled to get and keep erections with me both later came out of the closet.

Now I do recognize that men of a certain age are afflicted with cardiovascular issues that make erection problematic or impossible - that’s a different thing.

I guess maybe I just somehow got lucky and never stumbled on a straight nervous man who couldn’t get it up while laughing at my desire for him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone who is attracted to you would be turned on by the sounds you make, not find them funny.

From what she said he did. But she’s taking it personally like she’s taking him not being able to get hard when he’s nervous personally or saying it’s a porn addiction…that’s wild.

If you’re going to be hypersensitive about everything OP, I don’t think this is the guy for you. Honestly, he sounds nice. My husband couldn’t have sex the first time either. No porn addiction and he just liked me a whole hell of a lot and had performance anxiety. We did awesome the second time!

OP. That’s good to know! I’ve never had this issue with a guy before so had no idea they could have performance anxiety.

Really? How old are you?

Really?

I’ve had a lot of sex, from age 14 to 42 when I quit the game. I’m not ashamed of my many sexual partners so don’t bother trying to shame me for it. I read The Joy of Sex while babysitting age 12 at the neighbor’s house and the beautiful illustrations and text made me excited to try sex and not ashamed to like it. The only downside to sex I ever experienced was the crappy behavior I sometimes experienced from emotionally immature inconsiderate boys/men in the aftermath.

But anyway, from the dozens of parters I’ve had the only two who ever struggled to get and keep erections with me both later came out of the closet.

Now I do recognize that men of a certain age are afflicted with cardiovascular issues that make erection problematic or impossible - that’s a different thing.

I guess maybe I just somehow got lucky and never stumbled on a straight nervous man who couldn’t get it up while laughing at my desire for him.

This is bullshit. The only two dick issues you ever encountered were because the men were both closeted gays? And everyone else was just rock hard and ready (presumably because you're just that gorgeous?). Either your memory is flawed or you lie, hunty.

[Anonymous]

My first boyfriend as a teenager had erection issues the first time. He was so afraid of hurting me. And we know that the teenage boys generally don’t have that problem.

I find it really hard to believe that you have an experience this before if you’ve had more than a partner or two. This is a normal thing for guys. It’s not something that happens often, but it does happen