Trump wants to be the next Pope

[Anonymous]

Looks like a very productive cocktail hour on DCUM in full swing

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It really is true that Liberal = Literal. Good grief. Zero sense of humor. Both Graham and Trump were joking and I'm embarrassed for those of you who have no concept of humor.

if by humor you mean the black bile that spills from each of their mouths which historically determined a person's physical and mental qualities by the relative proportions in which they were present....then yes. they are straight plague.

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Anonymous wrote:He ism not even Catholic.

You don't have to be Catholic to be pope

Assuming this is true, you do need to be a Christian, and a person of integrity. The devil incarnate need not apply.

Well, not really…

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/04/10/europe/catholic-church-most-controversial-popes

Did you happen to notice that all of these popes ruled before 1521? Sheesh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It really is true that Liberal = Literal. Good grief. Zero sense of humor. Both Graham and Trump were joking and I'm embarrassed for those of you who have no concept of humor.

I'm embarrassed for both of them that they think the death of a pope and the solemn act of replacing him is a joke. And for you, pp, that you think this is funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It really is true that Liberal = Literal. Good grief. Zero sense of humor. Both Graham and Trump were joking and I'm embarrassed for those of you who have no concept of humor.

I'm embarrassed for his followers that make excuses for him for every single thing. You guys are working out there spinning. Are you able to name a single thing Trump has done that you're concerned about?

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Anonymous wrote:It really is true that Liberal = Literal. Good grief. Zero sense of humor. Both Graham and Trump were joking and I'm embarrassed for those of you who have no concept of humor.

if by humor you mean the black bile that spills from each of their mouths which historically determined a person's physical and mental qualities by the relative proportions in which they were present....then yes. they are straight plague.

Nonsense word salad. Do better.

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Anonymous wrote:It really is true that Liberal = Literal. Good grief. Zero sense of humor. Both Graham and Trump were joking and I'm embarrassed for those of you who have no concept of humor.

I'm embarrassed for both of them that they think the death of a pope and the solemn act of replacing him is a joke. And for you, pp, that you think this is funny.

Oh, please. The pope was a human being, a man - not a deity. And he would be the first person to say so. He lived a long life and then he died. Life goes on and no one is being disrespectful by lightheartedly joking about who his successor will be. Get a grip.

[Anonymous]

One must be Catholic to be poor


Can a non-Catholic be pope?
AI Overview
No, a non-Catholic cannot become Pope. The law of the Catholic Church states that the Pope must be a baptized Catholic man. While technically any baptized Catholic man could be elected, in practice, only cardinals have been elected since the 15th century.
Here's why:
Papal election requirements:
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The Papal Conclave, where cardinals elect the Pope, must choose a candidate who is a baptized Catholic male.
Canon law:
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The Sacred Canons state that the candidate must be of the male sex, a baptized Catholic, and capable of accepting the election.
Cardinal election:
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Since the 15th century, only cardinals have been elected Pope.
Ordination:
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The Pope must be a bishop, an ordained member of the Church, and only cardinals are bishops.

[Anonymous]

How many times has he been married? How many times has he cheated? How many of his girlfriends have had abortions?

How meant times has he lied, cheated and stole from business partners?

I’m sure some bishops would vote for him ……NOT!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In a news clip Trump stated that he would like to be the next Pope. Followed by Lindsey Graham tweeting his support for this lunacy:

https://x.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1917331380297478530?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

So this is obviously to distract from whatever real damage the administration is doing... But I'm curious at what point do MAGA supporters will not try and spin everything Trump says as a good idea and feel free to criticize him?

Thanks for the laugh …

Wonder what name he would pick? Pope Felon? Pope MAGA?

And maybe he could create a new position for Lindsay Graham - Cardinal Sycophant ? Cardinal Bishop Apparatchik?

[Anonymous]

I wonder if he has seen the deceased Pope's bedroom. Trump wouldn't last ten minutes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He ism not even Catholic.

You don't have to be Catholic to be pope

Assuming this is true, you do need to be a Christian, and a person of integrity. The devil incarnate need not apply.

Well, not really…

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/04/10/europe/catholic-church-most-controversial-popes

Did you happen to notice that all of these popes ruled before 1521? Sheesh.

If you need modern evil, research which popes covered up sex abuse in the church.

[Anonymous]

I was hoping we'd have a skinny pope for once. Is that doable?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It really is true that Liberal = Literal. Good grief. Zero sense of humor. Both Graham and Trump were joking and I'm embarrassed for those of you who have no concept of humor.

I'm embarrassed for both of them that they think the death of a pope and the solemn act of replacing him is a joke. And for you, pp, that you think this is funny.

Oh, please. The pope was a human being, a man - not a deity. And he would be the first person to say so. He lived a long life and then he died. Life goes on and no one is being disrespectful by lightheartedly joking about who his successor will be. Get a grip.

A really lame joke. Completely corny...but that's Trump. And we all know that everything he "jokes" about is really a trial balloon.

[Anonymous]

I think it would be great if Trump decided to be Pope and stop being President. Maybe he can be persuaded being the real Pope (another stolen election) and becoming a saint is as good as the Nobel Peace p
Prize he craves. Obama didn't get canonized!