Trump wants to be the next Pope

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nobody cared when he walked into the pope’s funeral, while Zelenskyy got a surprising amount of applause. He’s probably bitter about that, so he’s throwing it out there that he’d be the best pope the world has ever seen.

Zelenskyy is the leader of the free world. And Trump only has himself to blame.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In a news clip Trump stated that he would like to be the next Pope. Followed by Lindsey Graham tweeting his support for this lunacy:

https://x.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1917331380297478530?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

So this is obviously to distract from whatever real damage the administration is doing... But I'm curious at what point do MAGA supporters will not try and spin everything Trump says as a good idea and feel free to criticize him?

He's out of luck because he has never been celibate and has been divorced twice and he is not Roman. Catholic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nobody cared when he walked into the pope’s funeral, while Zelenskyy got a surprising amount of applause. He’s probably bitter about that, so he’s throwing it out there that he’d be the best pope the world has ever seen.

Zelenskyy is the leader of the free world. And Trump only has himself to blame.

It must be killing Trump. He’ll have more people to add to his vengeance list now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He ism not even Catholic.

You don't have to be Catholic to be pope

Assuming this is true, you do need to be a Christian, and a person of integrity. The devil incarnate need not apply.

[Anonymous]

Meh. Trump is incoherent and had dementia. Give him a break. Grandpa was sundowning.

[Anonymous]

I mean he did say the Bible is his fav book.

[Anonymous]

Oh, ladybug...what have they dug up on you this time?!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Ok I LOVE this idea. The Catholic Church can definitely have him. He gets to go live surrounded by all the gold gilt his heart desires, far from us, surrounded by people who literally bow and kneel in his presence. His ability to cause harm not eliminated but sharply curtailed. I am team Pope Trump!!

Me too. As long as he stays out of the US, the Vatican can have him.

The Vatican doesn't want him. He talks too much, and hasn't done the right kind of abuses.

/jk

[Anonymous]

Well, grandpa did say "I run the country and the world" recently so you can see how, in his addled mind, that it's possible for him to be the pope as well.

[Anonymous]

He checks all the boxes.

White ✔️
Old ✔️
Sexual Predator ✔️

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He ism not even Catholic.

You don't have to be Catholic to be pope

Assuming this is true, you do need to be a Christian, and a person of integrity. The devil incarnate need not apply.

You need to be a baptized male. Which he isn't.

Also and more to the point, he isn't a cardinal, and won't be part of the conclave, where the saying goes: "the one who goes into the conclave a Pope, comes out a Cardinal". He'd never be able to act with the required pretend humility.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He ism not even Catholic.

You don't have to be Catholic to be pope

Assuming this is true, you do need to be a Christian, and a person of integrity. The devil incarnate need not apply.

Well, not really…

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/04/10/europe/catholic-church-most-controversial-popes

[Anonymous]

It really is true that Liberal = Literal. Good grief. Zero sense of humor. Both Graham and Trump were joking and I'm embarrassed for those of you who have no concept of humor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It really is true that Liberal = Literal. Good grief. Zero sense of humor. Both Graham and Trump were joking and I'm embarrassed for those of you who have no concept of humor.

Trump is only joking about a third term too…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He checks all the boxes.

White ✔️
Old ✔️
Sexual Predator ✔️

Works for me.