I finally told my braggadocious aunt to shut up

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Well done OP! I stand behind you 100%.

So you are a trash bish too?

Who speaks like this?

[Anonymous]

Listen, it’s something we’ve all wanted to do. Was it right, no? Was it childish, yes. But I bet it felt good in the moment. Deeper exploration of WHY her posts bother you. Do you feel like your life doesn’t measure up?

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Anonymous wrote:Well done OP! I stand behind you 100%.

So you are a trash bish too?

Apparently so. And I’m fine with that, if it means shutting up an annoying braggart.

How do you know it was effective? Everyone was probably just thinking OP was wasted. They’re probably talking about her now wondering if she has a drinking problem behind her back with her nonsense attempt at a putdown. Not the win OP thought it was.

Wrong take!

Lol… OP slurring her words “money something something class something…” as she completely mangles the saying and thinks she put her Aunt in her place when instead she looks incredibly stupid.

You should write for TV!! So not what happened. I just had a tiny bit of gumption, a glass of wine, and said what everyone had wanted to say for years. But do go on.

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Anonymous wrote:Why were you “buzzed” at a family function?

LOL

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Anonymous wrote:Well done OP! I stand behind you 100%.

So you are a trash bish too?

Apparently so. And I’m fine with that, if it means shutting up an annoying braggart.

How do you know it was effective? Everyone was probably just thinking OP was wasted. They’re probably talking about her now wondering if she has a drinking problem behind her back with her nonsense attempt at a putdown. Not the win OP thought it was.

Wrong take!

Lol… OP slurring her words “money something something class something…” as she completely mangles the saying and thinks she put her Aunt in her place when instead she looks incredibly stupid.

You should write for TV!! So not what happened. I just had a tiny bit of gumption, a glass of wine, and said what everyone had wanted to say for years. But do go on.

But you didn’t get the saying right and you still don’t realize your error. Trust that anyone who heard it knows that you sounded like an idiot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG, I am cringing in horror thinking about saying “Money talks; class whispers” out loud.

OP sounds like a dumber, drunker version of her aunt.

[Anonymous]

OMG. This thread cracks me up. It just shows me how vicious people on DCUM are. Freaking classic!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG. This thread cracks me up. It just shows me how vicious people on DCUM are. Freaking classic!

The OP was rude to someone, and people telling her she was rude is vicious? This is confusing? Are we supposed to say wow that was great to every OP here?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OMG. This thread cracks me up. It just shows me how vicious people on DCUM are. Freaking classic!

The OP was rude to someone, and people telling her she was rude is vicious? This is confusing? Are we supposed to say wow that was great to every OP here?

Oh come on. She’s venting in an anonymous forum. We have no idea what the details are or the backstory but true to DCUM people can’t help but insulting and dumping all over her. In fact, I suspect this is a troll post waiting to see how long it would take for the bored vicious scrollers to get their pitchforks out. You people are hilarious!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Well done OP! I stand behind you 100%.

So you are a trash bish too?

Apparently so. And I’m fine with that, if it means shutting up an annoying braggart.

How do you know it was effective? Everyone was probably just thinking OP was wasted. They’re probably talking about her now wondering if she has a drinking problem behind her back with her nonsense attempt at a putdown. Not the win OP thought it was.

Wrong take!

Lol… OP slurring her words “money something something class something…” as she completely mangles the saying and thinks she put her Aunt in her place when instead she looks incredibly stupid.

You should write for TV!! So not what happened. I just had a tiny bit of gumption, a glass of wine, and said what everyone had wanted to say for years. But do go on.

But you didn’t get the saying right and you still don’t realize your error. Trust that anyone who heard it knows that you sounded like an idiot.

The "saying" was riffed upon with wit and sass!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OMG. This thread cracks me up. It just shows me how vicious people on DCUM are. Freaking classic!

The OP was rude to someone, and people telling her she was rude is vicious? This is confusing? Are we supposed to say wow that was great to every OP here?

Oh come on. She’s venting in an anonymous forum. We have no idea what the details are or the backstory but true to DCUM people can’t help but insulting and dumping all over her. In fact, I suspect this is a troll post waiting to see how long it would take for the bored vicious scrollers to get their pitchforks out. You people are hilarious!

People react differently to trolls. Not everyone is going to high five them and their stupid stories. If you think it’s a troll why would you expect people to be nice? Trolling is lame anyway.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Well done OP! I stand behind you 100%.

So you are a trash bish too?

Apparently so. And I’m fine with that, if it means shutting up an annoying braggart.

How do you know it was effective? Everyone was probably just thinking OP was wasted. They’re probably talking about her now wondering if she has a drinking problem behind her back with her nonsense attempt at a putdown. Not the win OP thought it was.

Wrong take!

Lol… OP slurring her words “money something something class something…” as she completely mangles the saying and thinks she put her Aunt in her place when instead she looks incredibly stupid.

You should write for TV!! So not what happened. I just had a tiny bit of gumption, a glass of wine, and said what everyone had wanted to say for years. But do go on.

But you didn’t get the saying right and you still don’t realize your error. Trust that anyone who heard it knows that you sounded like an idiot.

The "saying" was riffed upon with wit and sass!

Sure. In a way a drunken housewife would do it at a reunion show thinking she was being clever while everyone laughed at her behind her back.

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Anonymous wrote:Well done OP! I stand behind you 100%.

So you are a trash bish too?

Apparently so. And I’m fine with that, if it means shutting up an annoying braggart.

How do you know it was effective? Everyone was probably just thinking OP was wasted. They’re probably talking about her now wondering if she has a drinking problem behind her back with her nonsense attempt at a putdown. Not the win OP thought it was.

Wrong take!

Lol… OP slurring her words “money something something class something…” as she completely mangles the saying and thinks she put her Aunt in her place when instead she looks incredibly stupid.

You should write for TV!! So not what happened. I just had a tiny bit of gumption, a glass of wine, and said what everyone had wanted to say for years. But do go on.

But you didn’t get the saying right and you still don’t realize your error. Trust that anyone who heard it knows that you sounded like an idiot.

The "saying" was riffed upon with wit and sass!

Sure. In a way a drunken housewife would do it at a reunion show thinking she was being clever while everyone laughed at her behind her back.

That actually isn't what happened at all. Later, I received several texts from relatives thanking me. It went over well. It was needed! Why are you so eager to spin this tale your own way!?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OMG. This thread cracks me up. It just shows me how vicious people on DCUM are. Freaking classic!

The OP was rude to someone, and people telling her she was rude is vicious? This is confusing? Are we supposed to say wow that was great to every OP here?

Oh come on. She’s venting in an anonymous forum. We have no idea what the details are or the backstory but true to DCUM people can’t help but insulting and dumping all over her. In fact, I suspect this is a troll post waiting to see how long it would take for the bored vicious scrollers to get their pitchforks out. You people are hilarious!

I'm the OP, not a troll - and it's precisely what I was doing: venting in an anonymous forum. Then people piled on to turn this into reality TV fan fic - which was fascinating to observe, in fact, but ... not at all what really happened. But my popcorn is buttered and I'm here for the drama.

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Anonymous wrote:Well done OP! I stand behind you 100%.

So you are a trash bish too?

Apparently so. And I’m fine with that, if it means shutting up an annoying braggart.

How do you know it was effective? Everyone was probably just thinking OP was wasted. They’re probably talking about her now wondering if she has a drinking problem behind her back with her nonsense attempt at a putdown. Not the win OP thought it was.

Wrong take!

Lol… OP slurring her words “money something something class something…” as she completely mangles the saying and thinks she put her Aunt in her place when instead she looks incredibly stupid.

You should write for TV!! So not what happened. I just had a tiny bit of gumption, a glass of wine, and said what everyone had wanted to say for years. But do go on.

But you didn’t get the saying right and you still don’t realize your error. Trust that anyone who heard it knows that you sounded like an idiot.

The "saying" was riffed upon with wit and sass!

Sure. In a way a drunken housewife would do it at a reunion show thinking she was being clever while everyone laughed at her behind her back.

That actually isn't what happened at all. Later, I received several texts from relatives thanking me. It went over well. It was needed! Why are you so eager to spin this tale your own way!?

And everyone clapped and cheered! Yay. Great story.