How to hit on guy at work

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Generally, only men are punished for this kind of behavior.

Absolutely, women normally don't risk having their advances or awkwardness or social ineptness be dismissed or be perceived as weird or creepy or as dangerous or uncomfortable when interacting with the other sex

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'd like to staple YOUR papers.

If I were a paperclip, I'd paperclip us together.

Could I see you in the supply closet please?

wtf. is it the 70s?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wanna make like a telescope and get a good look at Uranus!

While this is hilarious, OP would be immediately fired