How to hit on guy at work

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

Good Lord, that is funny!

[Anonymous]

Don't. If he's interested he'll let you know. Just don't hit on men in general. They do NOT find it attractive.

[Anonymous]

Flirt, make small talk, seem interested in what he is saying, laugh at his jokes, lightly touch his arm when you talk, etc.

Not too hard to let guys know you are interested.

[Anonymous]

I'm a contractor, so do you have a STD for me to contract?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Don't. If he's interested he'll let you know. Just don't hit on men in general. They do NOT find it attractive.

False.

[Anonymous]

Horrible idea! Don't sh*t where you eat...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:smile, laugh, touch. suggest that you get together outside of work. Go for it!

+1 this usually works. Smile is low stakes. I consider myself average and just smiling gets a mad-amount of attention. I guess guys aren’t used to it? I don’t know …but it’s nice, harmless and fun.

Usually you know right away
why do you need help with this ?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Horrible idea! Don't sh*t where you eat...

Huh, what are you doing? This phrase is turn off. Remove from verbal repertoire please. I am not a prude either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

Do you have the Wi-Fi password? — because I'm feeling this connection.

lol

[Anonymous]

I love these pickup lines! LMAO.

[Anonymous]

I wanna make like a telescope and get a good look at Uranus!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wanna make like a telescope and get a good look at Uranus!

too far, sir

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wanna make like a telescope and get a good look at Uranus!

too far, sir

Yeah, gotta agree here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is your contract almost over, or are you moving on soon? I was in a similar situation, except not the pursuer, and basically the groundwork was laid while on contract. Only once it was clear I was moving on did it lead to asking out. If your contract is ongoing, first thing you need to do is check the contract for a fraternization clause. Then try to find out if the federal agency has one. Then proceed slowly and carefully.

How did it work out with dating for you?

It's proceeding slowly and carefully, but that's my MO.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do not hit on anyone at work.

+1M.