Personal theories that may or may not be based on facts

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Those upside down squeeze bottles for condiments are a scam designed to benefit Big Mayo.

1. First, it's so easy to use that you start putting mayo on everything, but then---

2. it's impossible to get the last bit of mayo out of the squeeze bottle, whereas a good knife or a skinny iced tea spoon can get you the last bit of mayo in the jar.

so people end up having to buy condiments more frequently. Profits go up, Big Mayo laughs.

it's genius!! And now even the dish detergent guys have gotten in on the game. Next up will be squeeze bottle yogurt--oh wait, that already exists, it's called gogurt...

Babe, the squeeze bottle tops can be removed.

Have you ever tried to scrape out the last bit of mayo from the squeeze bottle? It's not easy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Those upside down squeeze bottles for condiments are a scam designed to benefit Big Mayo.

1. First, it's so easy to use that you start putting mayo on everything, but then---

2. it's impossible to get the last bit of mayo out of the squeeze bottle, whereas a good knife or a skinny iced tea spoon can get you the last bit of mayo in the jar.

so people end up having to buy condiments more frequently. Profits go up, Big Mayo laughs.

it's genius!! And now even the dish detergent guys have gotten in on the game. Next up will be squeeze bottle yogurt--oh wait, that already exists, it's called gogurt...

Babe, the squeeze bottle tops can be removed.

Have you ever tried to scrape out the last bit of mayo from the squeeze bottle? It's not easy.

I don’t know if it can really be considered a scam because it’s so obvious that they are a worse value and you’re paying for convenience.

[Anonymous]

My RA always feels worse when I stop drinking. I have terrible flare ups when I stop my wine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here is mine.

I have dry eyes (waa!). On the up side, because of putting drops in all the time I have no crows feet. Like none. And I’m 52

Also I wonder if Jesus was conceived by an alien. That’s why he was conceived via immaculate conception, could heal the sick, Mary was lifted to a space ship. Basically the stories from the Bible are true but insert alien component.

As a Catholic and sending my kids to Catholic school, I know this is blasphemy. I hope I am wrong.

Haha I was raised Catholic and kind of love your alien theory. Like love it more the more I think about it

[Anonymous]

My theory is cannabis use keeps covid away.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think women who eat a lot of peanut butter when pregnant end up with kids who have peanut allergies

I craved peanut butter and had it with a bagel almost every morning when pregnant with #2. He’s allergic to peanuts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Taking drugs for ADHD, ASD, anxiety, depression only masks the symptoms and doesn’t solve the real problem.

Okay, but how do you solve the real problem? This is the same for most medical conditions. I take Prilosec for GERD but suspect I have some food intolerance or allergy that’s causing it. My GI acts like I’m crazy and just writes out a new prescription.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think women who eat a lot of peanut butter when pregnant end up with kids who have peanut allergies

I craved peanut butter and had it with a bagel almost every morning when pregnant with #2. He’s allergic to peanuts.

But I’ve eaten a lot of pb my whole life, and during 3 pregnancies. No peanut allergies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Taking drugs for ADHD, ASD, anxiety, depression only masks the symptoms and doesn’t solve the real problem.

That's the same for all diseases. Like obesity and ozempic. Or back pain and an epidural. Or Joint Pain and immune suppressants. Our medical system is not functional, it does not help our bodies function at their best. We bandaid issues.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My RA always feels worse when I stop drinking. I have terrible flare ups when I stop my wine.

Its the histamines not the alcohol. Your body is reacting to the histamines, fighting them instead of your attacking yourself, which is what auto immune is... your body fighting/attacking itself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:On the topic of religion, my theory is God created the universe a few thousand years ago but he made it appear billions of years old right off the bat. Therefore evolution is correct and so is religion. Not my actual belief but why doesn’t anyone make this argument.

People do. The Catholic Church says gods time is not our time, and evolution, and the big bang and God can all be true.

[Anonymous]

Theory: Animals are reincarnated as their own species. Dogs and ants and all animals do have reincarnation. They don’t become something else, they stay the same but enter a new similar body as babies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think women who eat a lot of peanut butter when pregnant end up with kids who have peanut allergies

I think the opposite.

[Anonymous]

My theory is that attacks on abortion rights are a response to the browning of American. More white babies are needed, so access to abortion goes away to increase that demographic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:On the topic of religion, my theory is God created the universe a few thousand years ago but he made it appear billions of years old right off the bat. Therefore evolution is correct and so is religion. Not my actual belief but why doesn’t anyone make this argument.

People do. The Catholic Church says gods time is not our time, and evolution, and the big bang and God can all be true.

So can immaculate conceptions, virgin births, water turning into wine, etc. When you're writing fiction on the fly, anything goes.