Personal theories that may or may not be based on facts

[Anonymous]

Here is mine.

I have dry eyes (waa!). On the up side, because of putting drops in all the time I have no crows feet. Like none. And I’m 52

Also I wonder if Jesus was conceived by an alien. That’s why he was conceived via immaculate conception, could heal the sick, Mary was lifted to a space ship. Basically the stories from the Bible are true but insert alien component.

As a Catholic and sending my kids to Catholic school, I know this is blasphemy. I hope I am wrong.

[Anonymous]

You might have Sjogrens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here is mine.

I have dry eyes (waa!). On the up side, because of putting drops in all the time I have no crows feet. Like none. And I’m 52

Also I wonder if Jesus was conceived by an alien. That’s why he was conceived via immaculate conception, could heal the sick, Mary was lifted to a space ship. Basically the stories from the Bible are true but insert alien component.

As a Catholic and sending my kids to Catholic school, I know this is blasphemy. I hope I am wrong.

You're wrong. Mary was banging Joseph. Obvious answer here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You might have Sjogrens.

Interesting. I have to look into that. Thanks

[Anonymous]

Lately I've been entertaining myself by pretending that Matt Gaetz is a left wing performance artist like Stephen Colbert.

[Anonymous]

I have no crows feet because I have dutifully worn sunglasses my entire life. I am 59.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: Lately I've been entertaining myself by pretending that Matt Gaetz is a left wing performance artist like Stephen Colbert.

lol

[Anonymous]

I have crows feet because I grew up farther south where the sun is stronger. Growing up in the DMV or farther north, very few crows feet.

[Anonymous]

OP do you use a humidifier? I have horrible dry eyes it helps so much so does a warm compress for 5 min at night makes a HUGE difference and I'm saving a TON on expensive eye drops.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here is mine.

I have dry eyes (waa!). On the up side, because of putting drops in all the time I have no crows feet. Like none. And I’m 52

Also I wonder if Jesus was conceived by an alien. That’s why he was conceived via immaculate conception, could heal the sick, Mary was lifted to a space ship. Basically the stories from the Bible are true but insert alien component.

As a Catholic and sending my kids to Catholic school, I know this is blasphemy. I hope I am wrong.

You're wrong. Mary was banging Joseph. Obvious answer here.

It is really funny that two thousand years of Christianity is based entirely on a 16 year old tell her father that she got pregnant from god. Because that’s the really obvious answer, and not the horny 18 year old shepherd dude who’s been hanging around her hut for the last couple months.

[Anonymous]

IUD gave me arthritis (a lawsuit was started after, so maybe true?)

ADHD is comprised of a bunch of different diseases, and the kids who have ADHD and ASD (formerly know as Asperger’s) don’t really have ASD - they’ve got a stand alone disorder that’s like a combo of ADHD and ASD.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You might have Sjogrens.

So funny. My knee jerk response was "she has Sjogrens". I'm queen of the eye drops, ointments, compresses. anyhow this has nothing to do with your lack of crows feet. Although I'm 58 and also have no crows feet I'm a sagger, not a wrinkler - that's why.

Jesus? I'm catholic. There was no immaculate anything. It was all a lie to avoid shame, which didn't work.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here is mine.

I have dry eyes (waa!). On the up side, because of putting drops in all the time I have no crows feet. Like none. And I’m 52

Also I wonder if Jesus was conceived by an alien. That’s why he was conceived via immaculate conception, could heal the sick, Mary was lifted to a space ship. Basically the stories from the Bible are true but insert alien component.

As a Catholic and sending my kids to Catholic school, I know this is blasphemy. I hope I am wrong.

You're wrong. Mary was banging Joseph. Obvious answer here.

It is really funny that two thousand years of Christianity is based entirely on a 16 year old tell her father that she got pregnant from god. Because that’s the really obvious answer, and not the horny 18 year old shepherd dude who’s been hanging around her hut for the last couple months.

Mary told a little white lie in an attempt to protect her virtue and to keep hot Joseph from having his ass kicked by her father. Then things got really, really out of hand.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have crows feet because I grew up farther south where the sun is stronger. Growing up in the DMV or farther north, very few crows feet.

Have you been to New England? take a look around next time.

[Anonymous]

You are conflating immaculate conception with the virgin birth. Not the same thing at all. And neither are biblical anyway.