would you marry someone with a wooden leg, who lives on a tall ship and their BFF is a parrot?

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Anonymous wrote:How did you two meet?

At Adventureland at Disneyworld.

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I was you, OP.

So long ago, so far away. Too long ago, too long apart, I stopped waiting another day for the captain of my heart.

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Anonymous wrote:Arrrrr you kidding me with this question?

I came here to ask this, exactly.

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Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You've seen it all, you've seen it all

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Anonymous wrote:Is he willing to leave the tall ship to hang at your place 50% of the time, where perhaps area rugs can obviate the felt tip on the leg (which, how are you going to bring up that idea to him, really.) If yes and he actually listens to what you're saying (and bathes), ?

You really need wall to wall carpet to make this work and I would divorce anyone who required wall to wall, so no.

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I still think you need to do a little research on the in laws situation. There is the assumption that he doesn’t have any. This may be what he is hiding instead of burying gold and jewelry. Any theories out there on this one?