I did this! We’ve had to replace the leg and the parrot will outlive us both, but we’re mateys for life |
Are you prone to seasickness? If so, I recommend sea bands and maybe some EMDR therapy.
Fish allergies? Full allergy tests needed. Home school future DC and start a nomadic lifestyle blog and be a FT content creator and upload on YouTube and Instagram. Life vests all the time, OP. Insist on this or no deal. |
Is your name Keira? If so I predict that this relationship won't last. |
I didn't know Long John Silver was still alive. |
Is this a port in the western bay?
Are you in a harbor town? Does he bring gifts from far away? Silver perhaps? From the north of Spain? You’re a fine girl, and what a good wife you would be. He’s probably an honest man but I feel like his life, his lover and lady is the sea. I fear you will find yourself at night when the bars close down, walking through a silent town, loving a man who's not around. |
You've all given me a lot to think about. Thanks mateys. I guess I am leaning toward divorce even though we're not even married, but I also know that as a 28 year old it's going to be hard to find anyone of good stock who is still available for their first marriage
Maybe the parrot and I will run off together. |
This post...is brilliant. Perfect song to advise this OP. (anyone who's in the dark: Go listen to "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass.) |
Get him an artificial limb and let parrot home school kids. This lifestyle should be a great hook for standing out in Ivy applicant pool compared to any high achiever from any public school. |
Write a book, start social media accounts, may be an apparel line, ideal lifestyle to make money. Even sea retreats for gullible. |
No, don't get a cat! The cat will claw up his wooden leg and eat the parrot. Does he make recalcitrant sailors walk the plank? This can be a red flag for abuse! |
You know this will be an IN in the top universities. Also he sounds hot if he bathes. The bathing thing is important. |
Scurvy is no joke, OP. Ensure ample supplies of fresh citrus on board your floating home if you marry him. This reminds me--how's his health insurance? He's self-employed, right? Be sure the gold can cover a good life insurance policy too. You'll want him to have accidental death and dismemberment coverage for sure. |
He owns a yacht and you can vacation all the time in the Carribean.
Also, he will gift you with gold jewelry, and not that dainty budget-friendly Mejuri crap, either. |
This is OP and I hope you work in sales, because you sold me on this guy. I was ready to turn him into the FBI a minute ago and just run off with the parrot but your post made me change my mind. Now I'd better get him to commit because lord knows I am NOT moving onto his tall ship until there's a ring on this finger. |
My friend was in a similar situation.
Found out the rascal was hiding money from her! Burying it! She found a map with an ‘X’ marked on it, sure enough, a bunch of gold and jewelry she never knew he had. He ended up getting syphilis from a bar wench and as far as I know is currently hanging in a gibbet in Tortola |