would you marry someone with a wooden leg, who lives on a tall ship and their BFF is a parrot?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:He owns a yacht and you can vacation all the time in the Carribean.

Also, he will gift you with gold jewelry, and not that dainty budget-friendly Mejuri crap, either.

This is OP and I hope you work in sales, because you sold me on this guy. I was ready to turn him into the FBI a minute ago and just run off with the parrot but your post made me change my mind. Now I'd better get him to commit because lord knows I am NOT moving onto his tall ship until there's a ring on this finger.

Ok now I call troll. In an earlier post, OP said the parrot hates her and in this update she wants to run off with the parrot. She can't even keep her story straight, so we probably can't believe anything she says.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He owns a yacht and you can vacation all the time in the Carribean.

Also, he will gift you with gold jewelry, and not that dainty budget-friendly Mejuri crap, either.

This is OP and I hope you work in sales, because you sold me on this guy. I was ready to turn him into the FBI a minute ago and just run off with the parrot but your post made me change my mind. Now I'd better get him to commit because lord knows I am NOT moving onto his tall ship until there's a ring on this finger.

Ok now I call troll. In an earlier post, OP said the parrot hates her and in this update she wants to run off with the parrot. She can't even keep her story straight, so we probably can't believe anything she says.

I'm not a troll! Ask Jeff!!

[Anonymous]

How did you two meet?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How did you two meet?

Flensing party.

[Anonymous]

I think the key question here would be is it true what they say about guys with long, sturdy peg legs?

[Anonymous]

I don’t understand the question, but the answer is that you should immediately divorce.

[Anonymous]

Arrrrr you kidding me with this question?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No, but I would marry someone living in a pineapple under the sea.

You freak.

[Anonymous]

How's his vision? My friend married a guy like that and it turns out he had to wear a patch over one eye all the time and had no depth perception. This was back when the Magic Eye 3D books were big, and he couldn't see the pictures his kids were describing and thought they were seeing things. The kids ended up on some heavy drugs to treat their hallucinations. Other than that and the constant shipwrecks, I think things worked out pretty well.

[Anonymous]

Don't marry him, he'll have a woman in every port. You will be divorced. You'll end up getting sued by him for defamation and he will tell the world you poop in bed.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Does he have a lot of gold? Or is he just a government mooch?

This is OP - and that's a good question. He tells me his gold is tied up in safe investments but he seemed surprisingly upset by the news about SVB. And I see him checking a crypto app like three times an hour and then just muttering, arr, arr, arr, to himself. I ask him what's wrong and he just tells me to never mind, the less I know the better. Honestly I'd rather know less! We eat well, we travel, there's just that infernal thunk thunk thunk that keeps me from being all in. Also I think his parrot hates me. But I will win her over. It's not like you see a hundred thousand threads about troublesome parrots-in-law.

Teach that parrot handler to weave carpets.

[Anonymous]

This isn't marriage material, OP. But I would book a 3-hour tour.

[Anonymous]

That’s not a wooden leg….

[Anonymous]

Not if you want children. He will expose them to the lifestyle.

[Anonymous]

Is he willing to leave the tall ship to hang at your place 50% of the time, where perhaps area rugs can obviate the felt tip on the leg (which, how are you going to bring up that idea to him, really.) If yes and he actually listens to what you're saying (and bathes), ?