Best nearby winery with kids?

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Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

Uh, there are adult only wineries, so just go to one of those. You can make better choices too. Stop infringing on the parents who want to enjoy themselves.

What better choices should I make, pray tell? And are you making those better choices, if you’re going to wineries, same as I am?

To go to an adult only winery if you don't want to be around kids. It's pretty easy. There's a lot of them. I'm sorry you're not bright enough to figure this out. Do you also get mad at kids being present at resorts when you could have booked at an adult only one?

Stop being stupid. Make better choices. Or just live your life being mad at parents with kids if that's easier for you, cause I guarantee for all you're complaining, parents will definitely not stop bringing kids to wineries or breweries. So good luck.

Haha, you’re so easily riled. My god, you spent time to write three paragraphs chiding me! I don’t really give two shits if your kids are at wineries as long as as long as they stay the F out of my way, since I’ll be talking about the knob I slobbed last weekend, and I’m sure you don’t want little Larla to hear about that.

Enjoy your knobbing and slobbing. Nope, don't give two shits about Larla overhearing any of that. It would be pretty humorous for DH and I though, so please do and talk loudly.

Thank you for your concern.

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Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

Uh, there are adult only wineries, so just go to one of those. You can make better choices too. Stop infringing on the parents who want to enjoy themselves.

What better choices should I make, pray tell? And are you making those better choices, if you’re going to wineries, same as I am?

To go to an adult only winery if you don't want to be around kids. It's pretty easy. There's a lot of them. I'm sorry you're not bright enough to figure this out. Do you also get mad at kids being present at resorts when you could have booked at an adult only one?

Stop being stupid. Make better choices. Or just live your life being mad at parents with kids if that's easier for you, cause I guarantee for all you're complaining, parents will definitely not stop bringing kids to wineries or breweries. So good luck.

Haha, you’re so easily riled. My god, you spent time to write three paragraphs chiding me! I don’t really give two shits if your kids are at wineries as long as as long as they stay the F out of my way, since I’ll be talking about the knob I slobbed last weekend, and I’m sure you don’t want little Larla to hear about that.

I don’t think any of the parents on this thread would have any qualms with keeping their kids far away from you. So since we’re all in agreement, can you go shove a knob in your mouth and quit rambling about this?

Hon, you seem perturbed. Have another White Zin. That’s your tipple, right?

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Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

Uh, there are adult only wineries, so just go to one of those. You can make better choices too. Stop infringing on the parents who want to enjoy themselves.

What better choices should I make, pray tell? And are you making those better choices, if you’re going to wineries, same as I am?

To go to an adult only winery if you don't want to be around kids. It's pretty easy. There's a lot of them. I'm sorry you're not bright enough to figure this out. Do you also get mad at kids being present at resorts when you could have booked at an adult only one?

Stop being stupid. Make better choices. Or just live your life being mad at parents with kids if that's easier for you, cause I guarantee for all you're complaining, parents will definitely not stop bringing kids to wineries or breweries. So good luck.

Haha, you’re so easily riled. My god, you spent time to write three paragraphs chiding me! I don’t really give two shits if your kids are at wineries as long as as long as they stay the F out of my way, since I’ll be talking about the knob I slobbed last weekend, and I’m sure you don’t want little Larla to hear about that.

Enjoy your knobbing and slobbing. Nope, don't give two shits about Larla overhearing any of that. It would be pretty humorous for DH and I though, so please do and talk loudly.

Thank you for your concern.

So she hears that kind of stuff in your home, eh?

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Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

Uh, there are adult only wineries, so just go to one of those. You can make better choices too. Stop infringing on the parents who want to enjoy themselves.

What better choices should I make, pray tell? And are you making those better choices, if you’re going to wineries, same as I am?

To go to an adult only winery if you don't want to be around kids. It's pretty easy. There's a lot of them. I'm sorry you're not bright enough to figure this out. Do you also get mad at kids being present at resorts when you could have booked at an adult only one?

Stop being stupid. Make better choices. Or just live your life being mad at parents with kids if that's easier for you, cause I guarantee for all you're complaining, parents will definitely not stop bringing kids to wineries or breweries. So good luck.

Haha, you’re so easily riled. My god, you spent time to write three paragraphs chiding me! I don’t really give two shits if your kids are at wineries as long as as long as they stay the F out of my way, since I’ll be talking about the knob I slobbed last weekend, and I’m sure you don’t want little Larla to hear about that.

Enjoy your knobbing and slobbing. Nope, don't give two shits about Larla overhearing any of that. It would be pretty humorous for DH and I though, so please do and talk loudly.

Thank you for your concern.

So she hears that kind of stuff in your home, eh?

Of course. Lots of knobbing and slobbing. It's the key to a happy marriage, duh.

Then we go to a winery and let our kids slob all over the tables of adults trying to have adult only time while we laugh hysterically and drink our wine and ignore our kids.